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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 10/10/2026
WHAT THE UFCK
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Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This shitty automatic chapter update on YouTube has been bad, but it does make it funny when it has to try and make sense of a YTP
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fox news covering building that looks phallic, with guy laughing labeled: "the guy who built the building," and different guy labeled "The guy who built the pipe." Meanwhile, the genie says: "I will grant you three wishes!" blue grinch responds with: "i would like three dollars, a hamberger, and to chill with the genie"
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*to the tune of “once upon a time” from Undertale* I’m so bored Sheath the sword Why is this game so adored Everyone says it’s fun 12 hours in I quit, I’m done
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Baronhaynes @baronhaynes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idea by @decentdoicm.bsky.social and @mstangdoespuzzles.bsky.social
meme of a person telling a computer to say "i am alive" and responding with astonishment when it does, but they're playing Lifeline and Rio responds with "leave the room? ok" instead
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Holly @hollowtones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not kidding
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think they'd actually be friends #silenthillf #sadako
A comic page featuring Sadako and Hinako, Sadako is coming out of a tv and Hinako is destroying a bunch of living mannequins with a lead pipe. Sadako retreats back to the tv.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nancy 10/6/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 8
Sluggo’s regular newsboy hat…. Is a hat that is arguably terrible on most people. However, on Sluggo it is the cutest hat ever. In Nancy’s eyes, at least…
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if the star trek preschool show is any indication, i assume this will cause extremely funny arguments among wiki editors
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Rei, Monster Maker 🐙 @pandemoniumparty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His iconic catchphrase
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Łukasz Mikołajczyk 🦖 @kurasiu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're very great
@mysillycomics: "GINGER ROOT IN FORTNITE?!"
@Bornarno_: "Medieval herbalists when their supplies are delayed"sexytasha1: "I'm going to get more lashes today"
zzzanzzz: "Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like"@cloudeeuhh: "who want me hours"
@animalrossing: "a pirate asking who wants to take his shift at work"@jeanmr: "i miss vine"
@hemnick: "tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor"
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ednl🇪🇺 @ee1.nl · 05/10/2026
Another accent-related one seen below, made me laugh but he quoted himself so it's artificial
aaron <@rornronrnron>: "boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:"
quoted aaron <@rornronrnron>: "put. the khakis. down."
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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
does this count
Mike.
@dumbmike.bsky.social
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop this bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:

[Quoted post]
cakemittens 
@cakemittens.bsky.social
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 05/10/2026
Columbo is kind of a Bugs Bunny type figure
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Caped64 @caped64.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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evvv @mrrp.lol · 05/10/2026
fuck he was right
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
using CLAUDE to make game mods good lord just do us all a favor and kill yourself dude
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just made this awesome gif
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Skunkape @skunkapegames.com · 01/10/2026
When our Poker Night at the Inventory remaster came out in March, some longtime fans were miffed that the upgraded lighting, graphics, and visual effects stripped away some of the original’s… stank, for lack of a better word. Not anymore! We’re proud to present you with Stank Mode:
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TYPE-MOON daily messages @type-moon-daily.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's horoscope: ... Bleh!
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
bread and water soup
nanao
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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tealfruit (comms open) @tealfruit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
witness this dih if ur considering playing the witness in 2026 I recommend you watch @padabana.bsky.social's playthrough ft @sophiesteak.com instead. it's probably a better experience
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dollip💙 doll VTuber @dollip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've had some invasive breathing issues that have exacerbated over time. The surgeon I spoke to said I needed a septoplasty + nasal reconstruction. There are more details I couldn't fit here on the page itself! please consider donating to & sharing my gofundme to cover my operation. thank you ❤️
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Donate to They Did Surgery on a Doll (Joy's Septoplasty Fund), organized by Joy Charlotte
Hello, My name is Joy and I'm hoping to raise funds for an… Joy Charlotte needs your support for They Did Surgery on a Doll (Joy's Septoplasty Fund)
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Austin DT ᕦ(ˇòᴗó)⊃━☆ඞ @coolausdtindt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guess what, guys... this corporation just changed their mascot they've had for decades to something...WEIRD!!! It's DEFINITELY permanent, and is 100% NOT an obvious attempt to bait people into making memes about it and give them free advertising, that works every single time without fail somehow
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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✨ Art from Mars ✨ @artfrommars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I haven't stopped thinking about this image, so I had to do fanart of it. RIP buddy 🪦
A pencil sketch of a cartoon wizard laying on his back, X's in his eyes indicate he's freaking dead. There's a hole in his chest with... something... gushing out of the hole and pooling around him. Gross.
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K9-17 "Ripper" Pitjob @demogorgon.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
When the dude in her bio dies
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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ramona the vektroid @vektroid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i cant stop saying "Coffee Awaken Me For My Spaceflight".
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🎃𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐒👻 @chronocrump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
drew some more cuz i got babble fever!! @snapcube.gay
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