Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026god I fucking miss her. fuck. god dammit. fuck. 3473
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast 4441
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lowkey it’s actually good that she left me because I never really loved her bitch ass anyway 3545
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every day I wish I could be normal but I’m just a stupid fucking penguin. Shakes my flippers 27420
Reposted by Faaast Penguin! ☑Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Danganronpa 2x2 - New Character - Voice Actor Announcement www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ehk... Slayhem Mode's New Character Ultimate ??? Sakutaro Higashi Japanese VA: Natsuki Hanae English VA: Griffin Burns 418242
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026you are a bad bad baaad penguin you won't get my faaast treat 3491
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think I just felt the egg move! (flaps my flippers and shakes my big juicy ass) 24711
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is the proof to the World of Science and Mathematics that 1x1=2. #mathematics #worldofscience @rollingstone.com #proof 7379
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can’t even post about my own goddamn anniversary without the WOKE left wing (penguin joke) canceling my shit like I’m Ed Sheeran. Daddy needs a blunt and some avian pussy/cloaca rn. Happy fucking anniversary to me. 36612
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026thinking about releasing a game where you run like a car wash but instead it's penguins. it would be similar to powerwash simulator, you'd scrub them down with soap and then rinse them off. tap them to move their flippers and such to reach more difficult spots, pet them, who knows! would you play? 7695
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026all im saying is if us fast penguins were there at the scene we would have saved the day! penguin ice freezing the steel beams whoosh! 2584
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWC...youtube.comGOD Bless The U.S.A (9/11 Dance/Footwerk Group)YouTube video by djyungtellem 0285
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I may be a penguin but my shit's corkscrewed like a duuuck's 6514
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026firing random employees because i'm bored ^^ 2553
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026these steam leaks are crazy 😂😂😂 like what am i even looking at lol 😂😂😂 would you get this though? 👀 18013
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i like jumping up and down and stuff lowkey 2566
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Any good songs for a 1 week old egg to listen to while mommy goes for a smoke break 10463
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026do you HATE me? do you FUCKING hate me? do I need to wiggle my FUCKING PENGUIN ASS for you more? am I a JOKE? 4536
Reposted by Faaast Penguin! ☑bluejay (vgen commissions open) @theblu3jay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Marciana: Marine Study #ニケ #メガニケ #NIKKE #NIKKEfanart 022044
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i need you bad @hillaryclinton.bsky.social 4386
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026nobody talks about the hardest part of being a mother and its just not fucking fair 512926
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay i feel so much better now www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1sn...youtube.comPenguin Laying an Egg /Boulder's Beach-Cape TownYouTube video by Tracy Chandonnet 5222
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026idk if anyone noticed O_o but im lowkey nice :3 (does a faaaast dance for you) 1575
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026its coming...! a faaast penguin is on the way! 617526
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026theres nothing hotter in the world then a fat woman with a penis 6520138
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026All this talk of racing is Sounding good to me! 2626
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Yo, if you peeps were to play our own game via faaast-penguin.com/en/ you could all reclaim the f slur without consequence & the faaast one could jerk off & slap their belly live with their players & not be punished by companies like Epic Games. #PenguinChaersFTW (Also, she fucking left me)faaast-penguin.comFaaast Penguin - Official Web SiteFaaast Penguin is a wild and thrilling knockout action racing game where countless rival penguins collide in a chaotic race. It's free with cross-platform support! Unleash attacks! Hop on ULTIMATE RID... 69014
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026OUUUHHHHHHHH IM EGGNANT AND ITS YOURS................... WOULD YOU TOUCH MY FAAAT BELLY..............? 36810
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026UNGHHHHHHHHH IM SO BIG AND ROUND............................ I FEEL A BIG ROUND PENGUIN EGG IN MY BODY.................. I NEED TO MAKE A NEST.......... FOR MY BIG BIG EGG............ 3606
Reposted by Faaast Penguin! ☑Honkai Impact 3rd - FEED @hi3feed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Thank you all for participating, Captains! The redemption code for 100 Crystals has now been unlocked! 🎁 Redemption Code: ToSenadina ⏰ Valid Until: 23:59, OCT 21, 2026 (UTC+8) #HonkaiImpact3rd #Senadina 172
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026THEY FORCE FEMMED MY PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 67213
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026every time you piss me off i add an extra gigabyte to the filesize so just keep that in mind 3654
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026why did she leave what could i have done different 7738
