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BA Roth Spooktacular 🏳️‍⚧️ @uncannyzuck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, I uh started drawing up a crossover. Here's a one-page gag
Five-panel comic:
Panels 1-2: panning shot from left to right of Green Lantern Jon Stewart eating lunch in the Watchtower cafeteria. Across the table (panel 2), sits the Flash, Wally West. Between them, oddly enough, is a Robot Master, Quickman. He's just watching
Jon, talking to Wally: "I can't believe a kid like you had never played a Megaman game. I know I still fire up my copy of Megaman 2 on my days off. Even if I still can't get past those lasers without the Time Stopper."
Wally: "Listen GL, I was a Sonic kid because Genesis does what Nintendon't."
Panel 3: Batman approaches their table, holding a tray.
Batman: "I did a Buster-only speedrun for Gotham's All Games Done Quick."
Panel 4: the other three characters staring in shock
Panel 5: Closeup on Batman
Batman: "It was for charity."
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Raccoon City? Yeah buddy that's what I call our attic!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway.
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Don't quote me on this in like 10 years but I think one of the defining issues of the 2020s is "a better world is actually very easy to achieve, the powers that be are just not interested in achieving it."
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Cross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 18/08/2026
guys did you know that if you actually do the things on your to-do list it makes you feel better? why did no one tell me this
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 25/04/2026
no one hates traffic law more than right wing law and order freaks
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 25/04/2026
"just don't do crimes and you won't get in trouble" guys when you ask them to stop speeding in school zones:
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
One of those costs there’s probably no way to quantify but is obviously huge is just the huge deadweight loss of time and mental energy spent thinking and talking about Trump relative to a normalish president.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel. “The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”
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Hackers Expose Age-Verification Software Powering Surveillance Web
Three hacktivists tried to find a workaround to Discord’s age-verification software. Instead, they found its frontend exposed to the open internet.
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Charles Martin-Shields @charlesmartinshields.com · 16/02/2026
I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/02/2026
no chuck it's definitely a Republican problem and begging them to solve it for you gets us nowhere
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 11/02/2026
this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
👑🙅‍♀️🤝💕
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
music is sound art. it is textural, rhythmic, melodic, a game of tension and release, a conversation between expectation of the listener and the song itself, and reduce it to lyrics only displays the same lack of artistic palette as someone who can only appreciate “realistic” visual art
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
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Cawwine go Gateway FATE🫧 @callinemachine.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Floundering Namazu: How unfair of you to assume that aiding me would lead you to undertake a series of arduous tasks. I assure you that I require your assistance only this once.
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 04/02/2026
king of the hill visual novel background
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N.S. Dolkart is gathering signatures @nsdolkart.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
“Live free or die” is quite the slogan for a state that allows the building of concentration camps on its soil.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 02/02/2026
This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
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Alissa Azar @alissaazar.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
People all over Portland, Oregon were impacted by the chemical warfare deployed by the feds tonight. Here’s a thread of some Portlanders experiences who weren’t even at the protest:
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Here's my full 50-page indictment of CBP and ICE and decades of corruption, abuse of force, racism, and misogyny. I promise you — however bad you've ever thought it was, the full reality is even worse, deadlier, and more corrupt. This isn't a "Trump only" phenomenon:
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"
A goofy looking quadruped, something like a shell less turtle, with wide-splayed legs and a vacant expression.
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 31/01/2026
one more post
A dominoes meme. One guy places a small domino and knocks it down, before it knocks down a huge domino.

the smallest piece:
Lowtax makes a comedy form

the biggest piece:
American century of humiliation
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
still one of the meaner dunks I’ve seen. id prob never post again tbh
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if I wanted to get dunked on less I would
simply write better
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It's actually far, far worse on Bluesky. The
nastiness and vitriol here makes X look
civilized and high-minded by comparison
. The close-minded scolds on here
shouldn't flatter themselves
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Thomas Chatterton Willia.© @chatte...• 5h
What's your real name so I can see what
you've published?
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what about your personal history as an
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@proptermalone.bsky.social
I think you're smart enough to feel inadequate
but dumb enough to tell yourself it's just
impostor syndrome talking
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Jimmi Lotts @jimmilotts.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Bovino. Minneapolis. General Strike.
A cardboard cutout with a very realistic drawing, in black ink, of Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino. There is red blood dripping from his mouth, which is filled with pointy teeth.
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 31/10/2025
I am not ready for any of this
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This is the apotheosis of American anti-intellectualism.
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
“I don’t think the president’s personal militia recruited from white supremacist gangs can be reformed” shouldn’t be a controversial statement, or taken as anything but an obvious statement of fact, and yet here we are.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
waking up in 2026 like
Raphael TMNT suit decaying and looking at his phone in surprise
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Bwgan Buzz @bwganbuzz.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Thinking of a few Malcolm x speeches as they tell people getting kidnapped in the streets by masked thugs to ‘remain calm’
If a man speaks the language of brute force, you can't come to him with peace. Why, good night! He'll break you in two, as he has been doing all along. If a man speaks French, you can't speak to him in German. If he speaks Swahili, you can't communicate with him in Chinese. You have to find out what this man speaks. And once you know his language, learn how to speak his language, and he'll get the point. There'll be some dialogue.
You know the language the Klan speaks.
It is a duty, it's your and my duty as human beings, it is our duty to our people, to organise ourselves and let the government know that if they don't stop that Klan, we'll stop it ourselves.
So I don't believe in violence - that's why I want to stop it.
And you can't stop it with love. So, we only mean vigorous action in self-defence and that vigorous action we feel we're justified in initiating by any means
necessary. The press call us racist and people who are
"violent in reverse." This is how they psycho you. They make you think that if you try to stop the Klan from lynching you, you're practising "violence in reverse."
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Daniel Roberts @drobertsimg.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
And the policy should also prohibit government contractors from cutting domestic labor and replacing it with offshore workers who get paid pennies or AI. If your domestic workforce goes down, your eligibility for government contracts decreases accordingly.
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Daniel Roberts @drobertsimg.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
By the way, there’s a path to a maximum wage. Require all firms holding government contracts to adopt a policy that no employee can make more than, say, 20x what their lowest paid employee makes. Force CEOs to either cut their own pay or raise the rest of the workforce.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
Text: “A friend said those of us who live in Minneapolis should write about what's going on here for folks who live elsewhere. You need to know that whether you're a Republican, Independent or Democrat, the Constitution is being violated by our federal government. This is not about catching criminals, or even deporting people. It is about punishing an entire state, including
citizens, for not supporting the president. Everyone in my part of Minneapolis is affected. On our streets, ICE is stopping people of color and demanding their papers. In America. US citizens do not have to prove citizenship to ICE. Yet people are being intimidated, some cases beaten up and detained, for requiring ICE to follow the law. ICE needs a judicial warrant to enter homes. Yet there are documented cases of them
ignoring the law - violating a bedrock constitutional principle. Americans of color are staying home, afraid to go to work, school, to grocery shop, or fill their cars with gas. This isn't just "illegals" or immigrants with valid work permits, it is citizens who have had their cars rammed by ICE for merely looking Hispanic. Businesses are closing. Schools are 50 percent full. When they are open, fascists are calling in bomb threats because the
president decided to make us a meme. After a daycare teacher with a valid work permit (through 2030) was snatched from her workplace, parents (and grandparents) have had to organize to watch their SCHOOLS, to make sure conditional rights are observed. This is being repeated throughout Minnesota. Imagine trying to do your job or live you life while also taking volunteer shifts to make sure the federal
government doesn't act extrajudicially.
Because of ICE's documented abuses, neighbors have organized to monitor federal actions. This observation is legal, as long as it doesn't interfere with a valid action. Yet since ICE killed Renee Good, they are increasingly stopping this observation, breaking car windows and …”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/01/2026
we should want to make it undeniable that there is no choice but to end ICE, prosecute its officers for lawbreaking, and fundamentally rethink immigration enforcement.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/01/2026
this is all to say that should democrats win the house and senate this november, they should hold similarly dramatic — which is to say televised and highly publicized — hearings on the conduct of ICE and CBP, with testimony from victims. we want as much of *this* as possible in the record. (3/?)
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
let's go, baby✨
door painted on a wall with the words above it:
UNIVERSO
PARALELO
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/10/2024
LawyermanTM (@lawyerman_ktk) on twitter: "Mass transit systems are a SERVICE. they don't "lose" money, they cost money. These are services, not poorly run business. Framing public services as profit making entities is the worst form propaganda. No one says the military "loses" $8.8 billion/year. Same here"
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
/3 That process will make it easier for this to happen again. So: what to do? Someone who promoted and both-sidesed Nazis in 1946 would face economic and social annihilation outside of extremists circles. How can we inflict that annihilation on the vapid media of now?
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
/2 This will be grotesque. Edward R. Murrow didn’t have a radio show in 1946 where Eisenhower debated Göring about whether the Nazis had some good points. Today’s media would absolutely do that. Today’s media will platform people defending and rewriting Good’s murder for years.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Until that guy is in handcuffs and facing a judge, ICE CBP DHS whatever is gonna be pointing guns at people whenever they want, however they want. Trump is gonna have these people at polling places pointing guns at people. Unless someone does something about it. Haven't seen that yet.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 12/01/2026
The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 05/01/2026
"trump wants greenland for the strategic location rare earth--" no he's just dumb
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 05/01/2026
i think people are wildly overestimating the level of strategic thinking behind what just happened in venezuela
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
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