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![Mixed martial arts career
In early 2019, White released a book, MMA x NBA, A Critique of Modern Sport in America, and announced that he was transitioning into mixed martial arts. (90] [91] (92)
After two years of training in mixed martial arts, White made his professional mixed martial arts debut against Daiqwon Buckley at LFA 120 on December 10, 2021. He lost the bout to Buckley via unanimous decision, 93]
Mixed martial arts record Professional record breakdown
1 match wins1 loss
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