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Most Excellent Theophilus

@optimetheophile.bsky.social
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once and future dust northern yankee wide awake he/him/his

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 14h
I believe in Medicare for All like I believe in public schools. There for you no matter what.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 10h
behold - the marginal voter
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 12h
I bet he tied it all into the readings.
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 16h
Things I’d happily eliminate from our university system tomorrow if given the power to: frats and D1 college sports
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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel verticle meme.

Panel one: Shows a border wall stretching from one verticle edge of the photo to the other in a box above the photo is a legend which reads, "Reject Modernity".

Panel Two: Shows a 19th-Century style drawing of immigrants on a ship as they pass the Statue of Liberty into New York Harbor. The legend above it reads, "Embrace Tradition".
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held steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
idk I don't think Ezra Klein's wife is going to raise her kids to go into the trades
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You and every other guy on my floor at M&M
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh so you were at Cornell.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Were you Lafayette undergrad?
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Semi regular reminder that Jesus didn't tell women what to wear he told men to gouge their eyeballs out.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s appointing the “weirdo, beardo, and fatty” he just banned from the military.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
Trump: "Nobody knows that dumb has a B on the end"
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I prefer the incremental solution that can be implemented through bare-majority legislation (240 Supreme Court justices) to Third Way's radical plan, which requires fully amending the Constitution (term limits)
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Catholics" on the Supreme Court.
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Pope Leo XIV Calls Death Penalty “Inadmissible,” Lends Support to U.S. Abolition Efforts | Death Penalty Information Center
On April 24, 2026, Pope Leo XIV deliv­ered a video mes­sage offer­ing his sup­port and bless­ings to those work­ing ​“for the abo­li­tion of the death...
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On second thought, starting a group chat called "The Committee for when It Happens" feels like a silly way to get in trouble.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Overheard on the bus: "if you give them a moose they'll take a muffin"
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And the Confederates
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These people are barbarians
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ora contra eum
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Januarius - Wikipedia
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Tommy Tatertown @senorgreygoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the best takedowns of the "rationalists" and Libertarians is in Fargo, season 5: Roy: "I want freedom without arbitrary rules.” Lorraine: "So you want freedom without responsibility? Son, there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal." Roy: "The President?" Lorraine: "A baby.”
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Winning lifelong fidelitous marriage in the culture war
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly we should make a GC to plan for this eventuality
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ dude
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Big fan of John but!
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/09/2026
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly when It Happens I'll probably get sloshed at Grill 23
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fratres fraternitatis delendi sunt
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What good has ever come out of the Greek system? Rape, hazing, binge drinking, sororities leading women to the slaughter. And sure, I be persuaded to set aside the Black frats, never really hear about gang rapes at them.
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Jeremy Fassler @jfassler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Katie Britt watching Eric Schmitt destroy his career, brought to you by Larry David.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will simply forward my pager to the hospital CEO and come join you
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I let loose a "it's ok one day he'll die" in front of a subordinate recently. Can't wait for it to actually happen. I'll make up any excuse to turn the day into a party.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s cool the president of the United States had a stroke and they covered it up!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we're offering free daycare to stay at home parents.
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Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰 @urbanlandrent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m da communist poster who pays Elon musk for x verification. I’m building communism by paying Elon musk to post on his Nazi website that produces AI generated CSAM.
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I never want to hear about political correctness again in my life
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People are also upset about non-economic things that get expressed in economic terms, like the fact that everything seems wildly out of control and we have a maniac in charge of the country
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I use Open Evidence maybe 3 times a week. I'd easily give it up
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Insufficient smackdowns
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Right it's like the kid who goes from being edgy by making racist jokes to actually doing hate crimes
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maxine Waters needs to beat this creep up again
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 28/09/2026
theonion.com
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"smell like you go to Mass without going to Mass" Why would I want that?
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun fact: if a person can't articulate their reasoning and cannot appreciate the consequences of their decision they're not competent to make decisions for themself. But hey why should a cop or an EMT know anything about that
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