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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭

@oozeley.bsky.social
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#1 world champion || he/him space pirate pompadour guy attempted science-fantasy novelist & prose cartoonist rhode island's silliest man thunder thigh enthusiast

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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 16m
ice man himself is pretty gay
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 8h
its so funny seeing early scenes where they're not fuckin with 21 lol
Henchman 21 from Venture Bros thinking "They don't know how much I wanna pork Doctor Girlfriend." Doctor Girlfriend thinking "Gary's thinking about porking me again." Meanwhile The Monarch is ranting about the guy from DEPECHE MODE.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2h
I'm not a King purist, nor a CARRIE purist, but if your changes to a story make it less complicated and less interesting, I think what you're doing should be understood less as adaptation and more as babyproofing
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h
hegseth did that on purpose, he wanted to do fire emblem in real life
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h
these fuckers will not let you quit
orzhov ghost council, some absolute stinky fucks
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h
play the good one where its about pirates
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 4h
writing a whole book about a kid with this exact problem
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 5h
spotify, where all the money artists make goes directly to joe rogan and his unfunny pals
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 5h
i don't fuck with solarpunks, yogurt commercial aesthetic
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 6h
two white female dems with medical backgrounds spewing transphobia is genuinely dangerous shit
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 6h
oh you have the cool sunglasses, miss moviestar out here
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 6h
goblin was just trying to have a nice evening drinking tea but then you were rude to her friend
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 7h
like many things, there are x-men comics about this
Kitty Pryde murdering the shit out of a bunch of fascist Orchis goons during the Fall of Krakoa
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 7h
yes
SWAN BOY by  BRANSON REESE
panel 1
WOW! A JESTER HAT!
JUST LIKE THE MIDDLE AGES!


panel 4:
SWAN BOY: CAN I PAY WITH A JAPE?
SANDWICH ARTIST: NO.
SWAN BOY: A SONG?
SANDWICH ARTIST: NO!
SWAN BOY: A TUMBLE? A FOLLY?
SANDWICH ARTIST: I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS, DUDE.
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 7h
didn't she have some weird thing about being horned up for the KKK or some shit
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 7h
especially your kid, moppet rules
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 7h
Swan Boy is good, quality comics.
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 7h
he's gonna stretch out "cat" in the most panty-droppin way
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 7h
"movies about real people should only ever be mean" is my new opinion i am being forced into by all this reputation-laundering
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 7h
people who think "women are never lustful perverts" have not met women
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 7h
hassenfeld brothers knock all this off, people just want the mr potatohead statues back and no more of that universes beyond slop
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 7h
every amazon employee should get to piss on bezos
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 8h
conjuring a giant spatula to flip the tank over like you're grillin burgs
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 8h
We're not allowed to wish that bad things would happen to people who control so much money and cultural capital that the government effectively exists to serve them.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 8h
Edison: ok now prepare yourself for the main event! Edison: here it is Edison: Frankenstein! Poe: what the hell Koontz: [cries] Edison: sorry sorry that's the wrong reel Edison: that's my topsy the elephant livestreamed execution reel
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Boog @das-boog.bsky.social · 8h
Anyway when you get annoyed by tourists in your hometown always remember that it has nothing to do with where they're from and everything to do with how we live under a system where only the worst people can afford to travel
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Subtle Anime Apparels @devilscrush.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s the onion headline “nation enthralled by adult man with huge juicy ass” and I stuck Noel on there. The chef stares, adoringly
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JD Vance is using law enforcement to target his ex, where will the corruption end
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Look: Men stopped for driving 'an actual couch' on North Carolina road
Police in North Carolina are reminding residents to put "safety first" on local roads after two men were pulled over for driving "an actual couch."
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 18h
can at least two of them just be the same guy pretending to be multiple guys because he's doing a bit
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 18h
the actual leader of the undead who i respect is Settra the Imperishable. he's my boy. he has that dawg in him and that dawg is named self-esteem
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 18h
it would be more fun to have Nagash declare himself that and all the other undead factions roll their eye sockets and do a jerk off hand motion
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 18h
wendy carlos!! one of rhode island's coolest luminaries
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 18h
the marvel team-up where he gets bodyswapped with kamala khan has classic spider-man strugglin' energy.
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laney @saltmalk.in · 07/10/2026
killy cow... cowly
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hole foe @hole-friend.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good morning
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 18h
The face card and also Miga, you're like the gal from Legally Blonde if she was into dames and video games
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 18h
Like fun camp evil or is this the cum that turns people into republicans
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 19h
The end state of wizardly pursuits
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 19h
I get increasingly worried that you are my sister Phoebe's Wario
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 23h
it could be said that you are getting in the Philosophy Tube
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 23h
"would you like to aid me in finding the keys? we want to go in the pantry for the marshmallows but we lost the pantry keys and the larder is all out of mutton"
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i am going to get in the most trouble anyone has ever gotten for this
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So my friend @wendyxu.bsky.social has been suspended, no reason given, and thus can't promote her popular procreate brush for colored pencils on here. Maybe we can help her out. ko-fi.com/s/cef920b108
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Colored Pencil (procreate only) - Wendy's Ko-fi Shop
I've spent the summer painting with acrylic marker brushes and using colored pencil and ofc when I went back to my tablet none of the pencil brushes I...
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
homer imagining a circus bear playing shriner in his lil car
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I KNOW THATS FUCKIN RIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You have a very fluffy nephew
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
also to be fair Nagash gets his shit rocked by the Skaven more than once, it's not an unreasonable estimation for her
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they went to war with a star. they found space oil on it but the local energy beings were like "no man you can't have our space oil we need that for our fridges we keep our clamato juices in", as we all know energy beings who live on a star love clamato juice
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social when he's trying to distract you from his latest cheese heist
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