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Christian Huffman

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20h
There was a time when being married to Kimberly Guilfoyle was a mystery. No more!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 8h
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 7h
Absolutely flabbergasted that @lastweektonight.com used the exact pill safety ad that inspired Busta Rhymes Dangerous, even using the part he stole the lyrics from, without mentioning it. Bizarre.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11h
so cheerful and inclusive!!!
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21h
Repeat after me: Yes on 40, no on 41 and 42, which are designed to cancel out 40!
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 20h
Glass Onion was a documentary
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 20h
A sign reading "Please ensure MBA is chained and secured when not in use" taken on a jetway, Pearson Airport, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 20h
why do nazis keep showing up
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 19h
Gavin Newsom's ex-wife up to no good!
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Exclusive | ‘Honey Please’: Kimberly Guilfoyle Pushed Donor to Wire $100,000 to Her Amex Account
Text messages with a MAGA ally show Guilfoyle seeking funds and offering access to top administration officials before becoming ambassador to Greece.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22h
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if Elon is spending millions of dollars of his own money to push this message with paid media, what do you think he does to the black box algorithm on his platform that chooses which posts you see and which of your posts are shown to others?
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 10/10/2026
protestant work ethic is cooked... we're going for more of a gas station energy pill work ethic nowadays
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’
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Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 11/10/2026
He tried once but just spun in circles
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes. Wait, no. Hold on. Shut up! ❤️
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I converted to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here’s why I think Jesus would’ve supported live streaming executions.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In case you were wondering why Donald’s biggest fans suddenly went silent . . .
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
when you’re too dumb to know you’re not supposed to say the quiet part out loud
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LOL. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social took a break from licking Trump’s boots to text me about how he was going to save democracy if I gave him $8.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Over at the bad place I made a post about the administration and their “Domestic Errorism”,,, the crowd coming after me for spelling or typos without understanding a good play on words 🤣🫠🤔
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is the only reason why certain people wanted to know—and spread—her name without her consent. so they can abuse her, too.
cnn.com
Cornell’s Jane Doe is ‘terrified’ after death threats and a swatting incident, her lawyer says | CNN
One month ago, the woman now known to America as Cornell’s Jane Doe was living in New York City and trying to break into the hotel industry, her lawyer says. Now she’s facing threats and hiding out at...
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Aubrey Wood - BANG BANG BODHISATTVA paperback and audio out now! @briewoodfiction.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fuck lmao
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republicans would rather your children watch a man get killed than a drag queen read
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 09/10/2026
people will call themselves an "influencer" and then say "I have no choice but to use the nazi skinner box website, because certain people are there"
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone watches pro-AI commercials and immediately gives their TV screen the middle finger until the commercial is over, right? Cool just making sure.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“You should be ok with me killing children because I’m trying to get really fucking rich.” www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/10/2026
I really don't get it. Trump polls at like single digits across the world but then every country is like, but our right wing populist is different!
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[P] PUT ME IN COACH
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
His handle is fucking “fleshpockets”? Wishing something on him that would get me banned by trust and safety
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The babies ate my dingo.
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Ticky🏳️‍🌈 @drac.at · 02/10/2026
I wrote a little piece about the ongoing battle for the soul of software as a craft, where we've been, and where I hope we're going
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The Silent War for the Soul of Software - drac.at
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/10/2026
This is part of a series of terrible arguments that people make that they think are real gotchas. Yesterday, someone said "I get why women would choose the bear, but then why haven't they? Why haven't all women walked into the woods?"
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tekla 💜✨ @tekla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is literally what happens when you fire all the brilliant trans women who were in charge of our entire cybersecurity infrastructure.
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another big win for Newsom: helping abusers and governments escape the consequences of child sexual abuse
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey is the strait open yet
Six hundred of our finest warriors joined SECWAR
 for morning PT at the Pentagon ahead of his HISTORIC State of the Force address.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can talk like a goddamn adult on Bluesky, which is one of the reasons I like it here. The cutesy euphemisms, although I know why they’re in use on more restrictive platforms like TikTok, make me so irrationally angry
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Using a chatbot ironically is still using a chatbot.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 26/09/2026
PATHETIC
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve given this a great deal of thought and I think the funniest option would be to simply pretend I have never heard of the New York Times
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Dems so scared of being called "soft on crime" that they're leaving hi-octane bipartisan issues on the table in damn-near october. Ppl hate Flock, Axon, & the concept of the authoritarian surveillance state w/ an intensity & predominance not seen since before 9/11. what the actual fuck are you doing
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tmoney2007.bsky.social @tmoney2007.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"it 'could efficiently fill out online forms,'" You know other tool can efficiently fill out online forms? Every browser I've used in the last 15+ years.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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