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Christian Huffman

@oopsalldraculas.net
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 23/07/2026
We all know who wins the fast food wars
Sandra Bullock and Sylvester Stallone in demolition man eating Taco Bell
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 05/07/2026
Circling back. It’s now on Apple Books
Screenshot for Bang Bang Bodhisattva for sale in Apple Books.
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 23/05/2026
Emoji spacing is tight.
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 09/04/2025
For a dollar bro, is masculinity a prison?!
Billy Eichner and Jason Sudeikis on the show “Billy on the Street” dressed for tailgating a showing of Wicked on broadway
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 08/03/2025
I do think @murderbotbot.bsky.social would agree with @jasonkpargin.bsky.social on this one given its taste in media
Jason Pargin over 2 skeets explaining that making 26 episodes a season of television is lost art. He opines on what could have been if Reacher had done 26 episodes. After which a quote from the murderbot diaries has murderbot agreeing with Jason
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 18/09/2024
For my records :)
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 24/08/2024
Some @giraud.bsky.social and @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social serendipity in my skyline
Definitely not weird, reskeeted by southpaw says “How do you know that’s not just a spider with a Steve Harvey head?” Giraud says “it’s almost spooky season” as if in agreement
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 06/04/2024
Cover photo from “A Tribe Called Quest: Low End Theory”. The image is of a person in red green and black body paint sitting in a kneeling position. Name of the band painted on their upper hip, album written above and following their spine.
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 12/01/2024
I hope I’m the last “victim” of the night or I’m fucked. They always save the last one.
DCI John Barnaby & DS Jamie Winter from Midsomer Murders
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 04/11/2023
They make them wear this leotard too.
Tesla “robot”
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 31/10/2023
Sorry I could not like your amazing post, because of the hilarious sex number.
A screen grab of the post with 69 likes
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 29/10/2023
I’m worried you wouldn’t be able to find the flavor.
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 27/10/2023
I saw one in Kansas last year. They are amazing.
Hummingbird moth above red flowers
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 21/09/2023
This one is more accurate.
Is he thinking about other women meme where the man is thinking about how it is too much Star Trek for one person to be a descendent of Khan & have their family eaten by Gorn.
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 21/09/2023
Do people post serendipitous skeets on bluesky? @giraud.bsky.social and @kenwhite.bsky.social synced up nicely.
Giraurd tweets meme about bird jizz, pope hat talks about an eagles lyric
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 05/09/2023
I think of this every time I make ramen eggs.
A still from bohemian rhapsody video with the members of queen surrounded in darkness their faces illuminated.
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 15/08/2023
Example of what my profile update view looks like
Black screen with spinner in middle, x at top. Save and share buttons at bottom.
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Christian Huffman @oopsalldraculas.net · 13/08/2023
Home grown tomatoes and garlic headed to the pizza oven for roasting, then to be blended into sauce. (With some home grown basil)
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