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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every available photo of Coach Bud looks like he’s learning this information for the first time.
Coach Bud looking confused Confused looking Coach BudCoach Bud looking confused
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
so i may be out of my depth here but hes at 30% approval, you elites can stop capitulating now
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just gonna park this here for now. figuring on gettin a lot of use out of it
you wouldn’t correct a joke
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Disappointed in @jamestalarico.bsky.social. Just tell nosey freaks that ask bad faith questions to leave trans kids alone. Its none of their business. Wild what hiring Cornyn's campaign guys will do to a Mfer
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
talarico has fallen
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
September is a lie. This is just August II.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nothing in this @cnn.com piece about Elon Musk's extremist views and the questions and complications they will surely bring for Ken Paxton who must, of course, now be asked to disavow the support of a racist who advocates the Great Replacement Theory and other white nationalist ideas. Not a word.
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Musk has started spending money to help Ken Paxton. Will it help change the course of the Texas Senate race? | CNN Politics
For months, Texas Republicans have anxiously awaited the arrival of national resources to help boost Ken Paxton, one of the GOP’s most vulnerable Senate candidates.
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When you're being mean to me just know that this is who you are being mean to
Radagast the brown avatar from MtG Arena
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why is trump silent about his ass? youtu.be/YG4iaUZpFlQ?...
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Trump Ass
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a bone. The bone says, "I make stem cells!"
Panel two shows a pancreas. The pancreas says, "I make insulin!"
Panel three shows the bone and pancreas and now a brain. The brain says "I make scenarios!"
Panel four shows the bone, pancreas, and brain. The brain is on fire.
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Looking at blood lab results and spinning out becuase you cant comprehend them. Welcome to the grim dark future of your 41st year.
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guess we know how trump is generating all that AI sloppy now
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mr Torgue: SWORD GUN! *MOUTH GITAUR NOISES*
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Thesis confirmed. Just got this text from my brother.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Former NBA Super Star”
Inglorious bastards three fingers meme
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The "crisis of man literature" can be solved easily by introducing every man you meet to Dungeon Crawler Carl.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 06/08/2026
HELL YEAH SHIT YEAH FUCK YEAH
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Okay sorry but no chatbot sounds like this. It should be like:

It makes total sense that you’re worried about Columbo getting you. But honestly? The fact that you’re worrying about this is genuinely a great sign that you’re going to get away with it. Here are some tips and tricks to help assure the evidence is hidden and the crime is never resolved:

♟️Lying about the evidence
The murderers who get away with it have one thing in common: they don't act suspicious and only lie about small details that aren't easy to verify. Hand Columbo your records and only keep the smoking gun for yourself. He’ll never figure it out. That's the best practice that will genuinely set you apart. By the time his report lands, you'll be totally cleared of wrongdoing.

🧠 Why it works
Columbo is a schlubby loser. You’re a suave, rich businessman. He’s genuinely at least 50 IQ stupider than you are. You have nothing to fear from him.
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Republicans want to add dog shit into your cheese steaks. We, the Atlantic, agree, and little poop is required for the perfect hoggie
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We should start a nationwide tracker for how many diarrhea outbreaks RFK is responsible for
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What the fuck am I supposed to do with sunlight at 7am
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Free brisket and open borders? Talarico's got my vote.
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WaltersWorkshop @waltersworkshop.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Warhammer is for everyone 🤘
A space marine with a pride banner in rainbow colors across it
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Keldon Johnson? I was unfamiliar with your game. And still am.
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I hope Wemby takes this personally and comes back hungry to win it all
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Spurs fans here: Mamdani has the mandate of heaven
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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Really don’t see much of a difference between what Brunson does drawing fouls and what SGA does that everyone hates so much
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I sigle ticket can cost the average San Antonio family 20% of their pre-tax monthly income of $5420. Forget about two seats. That's why there are so many Knicks fans in the stands.
Stubborn hub prices for the game on 6/13 ranging from $1212 to $39,905San antonios Income of median households in 2024 dollars $65,056.

Per capital income $33,929
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/06/2026
a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Why did fox take that shot under the rim? Final bad choice in a horrific meltdown
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wow wow wow
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Donald Trump curse canceled out the Ted Cruz curse. #GoSpursGo
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This should radicalize you. They want to take away all the things that are fun in life and give it only to rich people.
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
5-4 pod really convinced me of Goodboy/Badboy theory. youtu.be/0FMd3BsLffE?...
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The Cruelty is Still the Point
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/06/2026
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I know the finals tickets are too expensive based on how many Knicks fans are in the area in San Antonio.
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Prof. Anthea Butler @antheabutler.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Someone call the Spurs home office to make sure that Ted Cruz is banned from attending the NBA finals PLEASE
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I fucking hate Ted Cruz. Keep my team's name out of your mouth. Bexar county hates you. Pop hates you. Wemby says he can't say what he really feels about ICE. Crawl back into your cultureless Houston suburbs and piss off forever. @samd.bsky.social is right this isnt cute.
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Roland of Gilead confirmed.
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Its important for kids to learn about disappointment. #GoSpursGo
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It really captures the silliness of D&D. The only thing that was missing is a tragic death scene only for the actor to reappear soon after as a totally different character that jumps right into the storyline.
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Heavy metal band and cultural sensation Dethklok have dropped out of Celebrate 250.
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You can't root for the spurs unless you're woke
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