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ollie in pittsburgh

@ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social
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software eng and data scientist in pittsburgh (via san diego ca, via sonora, ca) non-competitive gym rat. gen x (76). (he/him/christ this asshole) dipped twice in the sass bucket

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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 4h
he was trying to steal that guy's big golden oreo he wears behind his head
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 6h
The forecast is sunny and clear outside, with a 80% chance of sudden assault by Christ lasers.
a saint being fucked up by Christ lasers
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 6h
statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 12h
the new "carrie" series slaps
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seeing the ever-escalating size of front yard Halloween skeletons better helps me understand the moai of Easter Island
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mike Ditka died today. In 2017, Ditka said kneeling NFL players should leave the country and claimed Black people have not been seen oppressed for the “last 100 years.”
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sun’s out, bun’s out. This is what that’s supposed to mean, right? 😇 (No that’s really not what it means. Don’t go searching that phrase and expect to see rabbits! Friday nights used to be wild on Bluesky.) #mammals 🌿
A brown bunny has its fuzzy butt towards the camera as it sits in the grass. It’s very cute and alert, looking off to the left.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 09/10/2026
it’s so cool that NPR gave this guy a big sympathetic profile a couple weeks ago
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Jess Kali 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessicakali.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A lotta self-proclaimed progressive feminist and trans allies calling Susan Dell a 'tranny' and saying she looks like a man, a robot, an alien, or just plain ugly on Bluesky in the last 24 hours.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me, trying to make small talk with Ishmael about his podcast
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 08/10/2026
unfortunately, your email found me
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Lynn: Let's storm the Bastille @auberon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok, but more than term limits, I want criminal bribe takers prosecuted for their crimes
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Long ago the four lokos lived in harmony
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Arms Embargo Now, you stupid sIuts! End Weapons Sales to Israel" Poster seen in Portland, Oregon
"Arms Embargo Now, you stupid sIuts!
End Weapons Sales to Israel"

Poster
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
support my book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra"
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 07/10/2026
Larmier. Kelly Street. Caller says that two neighbors are having a BBQ sauce and baby powder fight. One party seems to have gotten a steel folding chair.
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thinking back to a year ago, when Ezra Klein did a podcast with Ross Douthat & said that to be competitive Democrats should run anti-abortion candidates in Ohio & Kansas.
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
free bananas by the east liberty, pgh uhaul. what could go wrong with free uhaul bananas?
free bananas
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i'd have to say it was a good day
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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Kris Straub (كريس)📍PAXAus @krisstraub.com · 30/09/2026
good idea, kill two birds
in an aisle at CVS pharmacy, signs for two categories of product: “bladder control” and “wine.” the signs are very close together
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
look at this!
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Nathan Anderson @nathanandersonart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy October y'all
A calendar page with an illustration of a man in overalls with a comically sized pumpkin or a head sitting on top of an old barrel. A black cat walks underneath him, and behind him is an old sign post. Leaves are falling.
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And cooking instructions....
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
look at this!
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Goth Music Latin America @gothmusiclatam.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
vibes
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Openly bragging about ethnic cleansing. That's how you know they're the Good Guys.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.....
Short description: A small river otter named Steve stands on its hind legs with his paws on the keys of a bright red toy piano, looking up at the viewer.

Baked-in text: “Vilac depuis 1911”
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/10/2026
The Epstein Class sticks together
Screenshot of a post from The Kobeissi Letter on X reading: “BREAKING: Elon Musk says SpaceXAI will be renamed to ‘SpaceXSI’ after President Trump changed the name of ‘Artificial Intelligence (AI)’ to ‘Super Intelligence (SI).’ ‘No more AI. SI. It’s better,’ Elon Musk says.” Below the text is a photo showing Donald Trump and Elon Musk standing outdoors with a group of officials and tech executives.
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If we are going to be friends and put me in charge of banners for a ‘cancer free party’ than this is what you’ll get. I want to make use of all the letters. (Also congrats to Jo for being cancer free!!!)
A banner that reads ‘Jizz wallet’A banner that reads ‘fart box’
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 04/10/2026
It’s 10/4, good buddies.
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gina ✨ @astrogina.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh my god low forties in the forecast lets goooooo
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
got these done for our tenth anniversary
 a man a woman and a dog all in the dame sweater and glasses a man a woman and a dog all in the dame sweater and glasses a man a woman and a dog all in the dame sweater and glasses a man a woman and a dog all in the dame sweater and glasses
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is all they got
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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Those were his exact words
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Lynn: Let's storm the Bastille @auberon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Regional and school bus transportation, heavy construction equipment, mini construction vehicles like skid steers, fleet vehicles & local deliveries like concrete trucks, food service deliveries, large portions of Appalachia and the northeast's heating fuel, oh, the entire aviation industry too
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
text tom cotton pictures of your turds
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 02/10/2026
Lawrenceville. 4734 Butler St - Allegheny Cemetery. Caller says that she is locked inside the cemetery. Spooky season has begun.
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wrote a yaml linting tool for work and called it "yaml toe" and got yelled at by my boss
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
whoever is running Brian Wilson’s posthumous Threads presence has an uncanny knack for the platform
Brian Wilson
@brianwilsonlive
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@threads
Brian loved eating at restaurants on tour. Here he is in 2016 dining in New York City.
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
white kitty
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Atheists would rather crytype than go to therapy
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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Edwin Fox, anarcomunista discordiano ☭🪑🐧Ⓐ @edwinfox.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I did a thing
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not even abstaining out of snobbery like I simply know that TikTok would ruin my life. that would be a wrap on "my brain." I recognized this immediately and never touched the stuff
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry fucking what
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified
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