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@olivethemushrooms.bsky.social
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30’s, Happily losing the battle of who can care least — some current: shakarian | destiel | ghoulcy | beejhawk | kazumaji | gale/shadowheart some sleeping but still loved: OFMD | Sylki | darklina | entrapdak | hilson

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Zomb-Vee @luchavee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
✊🏽Happy Indigenous Peoples day!
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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olive the mushrooms @olivethemushrooms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes I think that based on my personality I am the easiest target a cult could possibly ask for and it’s a minor miracle I’ve made it this far without ending up in one. But I fear it says something poor about today’s cults. Like they lack hustle or something.
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Scaryanne Martin @mariannemartin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The crystal I'm using to protect my peace this year"
(it's a brick)
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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olive the mushrooms @olivethemushrooms.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It baffles me every day that anyone is acting surprised about the declining birth rate. I spent my whole childhood/youth hearing people on TV insult moms on benefits and say “if you can’t feed ‘em don’t breed ‘em.” They made life unaffordable and now they’re upset we followed their own advice?
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Kind Heart Gale @kindheartgale.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Trinity | 3D Artwork The hardest part of this render was finding someone else who belonged here.. full on patreon public www.patreon.com/KindHeartGal... #bg3 #astarion #galedekarios #shadowheart #bg3fanart
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@myibslife - me: i don't feel good

doctor: ok well idk whats wrong. probably nothing, actually. have you considered you might be faking it? this appointment will be $3,948

me: perfect thank u
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Time to bring back my most liked art post, now with prr prr prr
1: a person is pointing on a bed where cats are lying in a way that leaves a vaguely human outline in the middle, saying "this is my hole!! it was made for me!!
panel 2: a twisted shape of a person lies on the bed, screaling silently as the cats sleep peacefully in random positions
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Jazz 🏳️‍⚧️ @closetedcrisis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Bra strap is showing
Hey jazz. Your bra strap is showing.

Jazz: I'm a cartoon. There's nothing underneath
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
nasa entering ryan gosling’s home to kidnap him for the artemis iii crew announcement
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride
(post from rotnik-tumblr)
Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride! i'll be reposting some of my older work this month
a design that reads "the homosexual and the transsexual must always seek to liberate the other for they fight the same fight!" to the right of the text there is a clump of dandelions. the entire image is textured to look photocopied.
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Gay Breakfast @ Nekocon @gaybreakfast.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy *quiet, chill* pride
The chill otter is laying down next to a phone with rainbow beams fanning out of it. They look at the phone and see it says June 1st, and after a brief contemplation, they snuggle up under a progress pride blanket, phone plugged in farther away.  It reads “It’s ok if you are tired. Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.”
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Boise Autonomous Solidarity Hub @bigbash.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Brak, a kind and lovable character voiced by Andy Merrill, dancing in front of a rainbow flag
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olive the mushrooms @olivethemushrooms.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The only downside of reading a book is it ends and then you have to find another book.
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月背基地 @morimorikei.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#spiderweave #webweave #galethara #minthara #bg3gale #baldursgate3 #bg3
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 11/05/2026
(I was the original creator of this)
ISNT THERE SOME RANDOM
Payment Processor YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡
an edit that reads "i will succeed because i am a pervert." the text is in all caps and is distorted. above the text is a pair of legs in fishnets. behind one foot is a red star with many points. the entire image is textured to look grainy.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
happy mother’s day to mother earth 🌎💙
A full disk image of Earth, as seen from the Orion capsule. The planet is a pale blue, swirling with white clouds and glowing slightly lighter blue in place from reflected light. From about 8 to 9 o'clock, a large brown landmass is Africa, with the Iberian peninsula twinkling with lights just where the planet curves. At the 1 o'clock spot, aurora glow in a thin green glow, just barely separated from the planet's surface. Earth is set against the black of space. Credit: NASA/Reid WisemanA crisp image of Earth illuminated against black space taken by an Artemis II crew member through the Orion spacecraft window. Credit: NASA
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olive the mushrooms @olivethemushrooms.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Technically, the fact that I have arrived at the dentists office means I am one step closer to not being at the dentist anymore (thoughts to think when struggling with a phobia)
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minui8.bsky.social @minui8.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
🌸 So excited to have contributed to this beautiful project by the talented @xbigredpandax.bsky.social A sweet Gale x Shadowheart story for @bg3mayflowers.bsky.social week 1 🌸 --> Show it some love😊💜 archiveofourown.org/works/842694... #Bg3mayflowers #BringMayFlowers #Ao3fanfic #GaleHeart
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Mocca🔞 @whatsmocca.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I think we could do with a little less "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm traumatized in these ways." and a lot more "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm allowed to make any art. And also, it's none of your fucking business whether or not I am traumatized."
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Sacred @ SH Travel Ending and Tav Truther @sacredsymbol821.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
friendly reminder, headcanons are still encouraged even when 'canon' material is released that contradicts them. Yes, this applies to people you dont like too. We're all adults and some people take fandom way too seriously and I'm so tired of it. This whole thing is supposed to he fun lol
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Lia @iliadele.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
you just lost my respect my guy #antiai
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 18/04/2026
The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested! (Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!) www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey
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Credit Union Survey — Free Speech Coalition
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/04/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I believe in separating art from the artist. Lucky for me JK Rowling is a giant piece of shit and Harry Potter fucking sucks.
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olive the mushrooms @olivethemushrooms.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Everything is horrible and it’s harder and harder to escape it. My game plan has been to do what I can to help but outside of that avoid news and stay in fictional worlds as much as I can but the horrible is encroaching there too. I just want a little peace.
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
when you post like a pervert you lose those who are lost but gain those who are enlightened by the forces of toxic yaoi
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Luke Baker @spacemacchiato.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Monster design is one of the purest forms of human expression
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
a skeleton hanging out in a flowery field - I'm out of the loop on purpose...do not loop me in
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olive the mushrooms @olivethemushrooms.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My durge is kinda demi and really only has eyes for Astarion. He LOVED that visualization thing Naoise did, though. If Mamzell had his number she’d send him right to her, but no sex would be involved.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Devastated. Gutted. Never met her but this feels like a personal loss. As great as any comedic performer of my lifetime. Rest In Peace, Catherine O'Hara.
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olive the mushrooms @olivethemushrooms.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Olivethemushrooms on UpScrolled too if anyone else is hopping over there.
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Palavenmoons || Commissions CLOSED @palavenmoons.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Testers for things.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
if you are too tense and tight Call on me I'll put you right I'll scratch you places you can't itch, I'm Zenda Zale the Mangle Witch
A contortionist witch vampire arcs backwards and smiles with hideous glee. Her teeth and eyes solid red. Her outfit has a carnival vibe and she has body jewelry and bangles.A contortionist witch vampire arcs forwards and smiles with hideous glee. Her hands make strange gestures Her teeth and eyes solid red. Her outfit has a carnival vibe and she has body jewelry and banglesZenda zales hand grabs some poor man's face off his dang head
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
“there’s not enough fanfiction for my ship 😭” well, start typing
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olive the mushrooms @olivethemushrooms.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Talked to someone on the phone today for work. An item of discussion was a third party’s pet’s name, Dobby. The person I was talking to paused, reading the name on paper/screen, and then confusedly said “dough-bee??” Nature is healing.
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
a screenshot of text from a website. it reads: 

The History of the January 1 Birthday
The tradition dates back to the early days of organized horse racing, long before electronic timing and online records. Race organizers needed a simple way to group horses by age since a horse’s age often determines what races they can enter. Instead of tracking every horse’s exact birth date (which would have been a logistical nightmare), they decided that all thoroughbreds would share one official birthday: January 1.
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