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The unique everyman and semi-sentient automaton who hails from the land of the hill-folk. Practicing a spooky action at a distance. Hokie.

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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 29/09/2026
Happy Birthday to @deanlamarrevenger.bsky.social and hoping life treats him well.
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Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday
Alt: Birthday Wishes Happy Birthday from Yoda
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got a bill in the mail from a memory removal service and I'm finding it very difficult to contest the charges.
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Dean Lamar the Revenger @deanlamarrevenger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Beer, a lawn chair and one of those tarps people used at a Gallagher show.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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🧛 SpaceMonkeyX @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Mom, can we get Hamburglar?" "No, honey, we have Hamburglar at home!" Hamburglar at home:
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 19/09/2026
Bread and butter pickles have neither bread nor butter on their list of ingredients. Discuss.
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Spongebob: National Pickle Day Fun
Alt: Spongebob: National Pickle Day Fun
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 17/09/2026
Wendy's revives its iconic yellow packaging by popular demand.
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 18/09/2026
A favorite movie of mine which seems more timely today than when it was released. Verily a victory for the vox populi.
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V For Vendetta 20th Anniversary | Tickets now on sale | In Theatres November 1 & 5
YouTube video by Fathom Entertainment
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 17/09/2026
TIL Lewis and Clark’s mercury-laced poop helped archaeologists trace their expedition - Thanks @popsci.com
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Lewis and Clark’s mercury-laced poop helped archaeologists trace their expedition
Welcome to a poisonous trail of number two.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No, various websites everywhere, I do not need an emailed prompt or reminder just because I searched on your site.
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Homer Simpson's Iconic 'Go Away' Sign
ALT: Homer Simpson's Iconic 'Go Away' Sign
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💖Ruby💖🏳️‍⚧️ @digibutter64.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apparently, there's a villain in Marvel Comics called "The Wall" And he looks like this
The Wall in Marvel Comics. Spider-Man is bouncing off of him in a baseball field and thinking, "That smarts!".
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels is "Young Me".
In panel one we see a young version of Sarah, the protagonist. She says, "I want to achieve great things".
In panel two we zoom in a little on young Sarah's face. She continues, "An astounding career! An amazing house! World peace!"
The title for the last two panels is "Adult Me".
In panel three we see adult Sarah, looking down.
In panel four we zoom out and see she is in front of a basil plant. She simply says "I want to grow a basil plant".
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Becky & Frank @beckyandfrank.com · 08/09/2026
Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 04/09/2026
I am surprised that I have not heard of kakistocracy before today, based on our current situation.
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Principal Skinner's Weird Pointing in Simpsons
Alt: Principal Skinner's points to his nose in Simpsons
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 30/08/2026
Some of my favorite series of books when I was growing up was by Richard Scarry. These three guys in particular.
The Three Beggars are Busytown's Railroad Hobos by Richard Scarry. The trio consists of Wolfgang Wolf, Benny Baboon, and Harry Hyena.
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Anna F Peppard PhD @annapeppard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Today I obtained arguably the greatest X-Men story of all time: the saga of the Alphabet Pet as featured in the Uncanny X-Men Super Activity Book.
Cover of the X-Men super Activity book.Magneto becomes frustrated by spelling.Because he hates spelling Magneto invents the Alphabet Pet. The Alphabet Pet prepares to sting an uncharacteristically jovial Wolverine.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Darth Vader spoke in favor of Flock cameras at a San Diego city council meeting yesterday
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'The Emperor Is a Fan of Flock': Darth Vader Speaks at City Council Meeting
"This council was elected to serve the police, not the public," said Vader.
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As the man who drew this, I agree.
A fusion of Donald Duck and Popeye.  If you're blind or partially sighted, you're probably better off here.
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Peppers Ghost @peppersghost.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Screw it. The kids are getting oyster crackers for Halloween this year.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Let's throw a party.
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 06/08/2026
Who needed ketchup/catsup patches? Recovering hamburger addicts?
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rstevens 🦆💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
my life would be hugely impacted if AI went away. it would change everything about how i live. i would be able to afford a computer with more RAM.
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 06/08/2026
I was reading an old favorite site and thought of @wildlifetreasury.bsky.social Safari Cards.
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Do Gorillas Snore? - The Sneeze
The road to me becoming a cranky old geezer is looking bright. I know this because I find myself feeling the urge to tell my two boys who are now in their 20s about the way life used to be. And I know...
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I could barely afford vibranium as it was
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 31/07/2026
I don't know how I survived without drinking much water as a kid. The school water fountains were nasty and on the weekends at the playground, staying hydrated wasn't even a thought. Also, I don't think water bottles existed back then.
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Tumbleweed Rolling in Desert
Alt: Tumbleweed Rolling in Desert
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A man says "I drew a picture." Another man reviews it and says "hey, that's great!" He then tosses it behind him on a large pile of indistinct garbage. We zoom out to see that the gigantic pile of garbage towers above them. It has a big sign on it labelled "content."
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In 1968, the Trix Rabbit was VERY concerned about voter registration!
An infographic from 1968 featuring the Trix Rabbit in a variety of situations that would necessitate a check on voter registration status, including moving to a new address, turning 21 before election day, have a name change, or not voting recently
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 27/07/2026
I just can’t today with these targeted Halloween costume ads…
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 24/07/2026
Including the majestic møøse.
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Final trailer for ‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has been released. In theaters August 28. #CoyoteVsAcme
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 21/07/2026
Haven't thought about Joey Stivic in a while. They must have made loads of these dolls as they're at most antique stores.
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Archie Bunker Doll [1/2]
An All In The Family baby doll toy. The 70s Joey Stivic (Archie Bunker's grandson) anatomically correct doll. Found at a antique store for $15 used in box. www.oldmanmusings.com/2007/02/09/little-squ...
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Devon Baxter @devonbaxter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Happy 80th anniversary to Bob Clampett's THE GREAT PIGGY BANK ROBBERY ('46)!
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Miss M 🧜🏻‍♀️ @diaryofadorkette.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s here! The Diary of a Dorkette 15 Year Giveaway! Entering is easy. Simply like this post. Leaving a comment gets you a bonus entry. Leaving a comment on the giveaway post on my blog is another entry. Liking & leaving a comment on the IG post adds an entry each! Winner will be announced 08/01
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 19/07/2026
The heat is sapping my energy.
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Dog Licking Tissue
Alt: Dog too hot and wiping himself with a rag
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 17/07/2026
Hoping that @shawnrobare.com has a swimmingly super birthday. It's been great knowing you all these years smurfwreck.
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Mr Haha's: Clown Woman Says 'Happy Birthday'
Alt: Mr Haha's: Clown Woman Says 'Happy Birthday' from TV series Golden Girls
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/07/2026
Please avoid all salads, including word.
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Keri @keriqbaum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Verify my age??? I used to think this was an awesome game:
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
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Retroist @retroist.com · 14/07/2026
Gonna be a hot one today. Spider-Man advises Slurpees for all.
Illustrated Spider-Man holding a Slurpee
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A useful case study in Cheyenne, Wyoming with a Meta data center that discharged water into the city's reclaimed water system that tested positive for an opportunistic pathogen, Cupriavidus gilardii. Let's explore how data centers can DIRECTLY harm human health.
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 03/07/2026
"A tenuous relationship with reality."
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 03/07/2026
Hope everyone has a great Fourth holiday. Don't blow your hand off with fireworks.
The left hand of Vampire Hunter D looking maniacal. Countenanced Carbuncle is a sentient symbiotic life form.
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/07/2026
I don’t know who needs to read a 77 year-old, super-adorable tiny book from 1949 about an anthropomorphic pig family celebrating Halloween, but if you do, here you go…
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oldmanmusings @oldmanmusings.com · 02/07/2026
And I'm Dooneese. How did I forget how comically unhinged Dooneese is?
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SNL Kristen Wiig's Dooneese Character
Alt: SNL Kristen Wiig's Dooneese Character
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