Sign in

John Lurie

@johnlurie.bsky.social
11K followers 281 following 326 posts

www.johnlurieart.com Painting with John streaming on Max

PostsRepliesMedia
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Great Battle at Broken Trellis =======================
415122
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mr. Demon Wonderful and his wall of ears.
315716
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Last Thoughts of What's his Name
211114
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Of course animals have souls
327249
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My music tastes in 3 artists Eric Dolphy Igor Stravinsky Fela Kuti Ali Farka Toure Jimi Hendrix Oumuo Sangare John Colrane Astor Piazzolla Sidney Bechet Ornette Coleman Thelonious Monks Muddy Waters Little Walter John Lee Hooker Bill Evans Eric Satie Ravi Shankar Johnny Hodges McCoy Tyner Duke Ell
1116514
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This party sucks
632838
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Everyone came to see the purple thing
419031
Reposted by John Lurie
Scott Bateman @scottbateman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It may be time for a rewatch of Painting With John. @johnlurie.bsky.social
0384
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
612311
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Don't even think about fucking with us
546669
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Apparently, I have a reputation for being cranky. But Harry Dean Stanton was exponentially crankier than me. He would have been 100 years today. Happy Birthday Harry, you cranky fuck. You wonderful cranky fuck. love John
1449052
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Our Wolf Lady of the Wolf Flowers
315519
Reposted by John Lurie
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
6478431527
Reposted by John Lurie
Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Using facial recognition tech, the Knicks surveilled a trans woman, tracking her every move out of fear she'd show up on MSG's tv broadcast And they can do it to any "enemy" of Jim Dolan, who's built his own deep state. From @noahshachtman.bsky.social & me @wired.com www.wired.com/story/madiso...
wired.com
The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden's Surveillance Machine
Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more.
381922734
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"
2694
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
417027
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
10 seconds into listening to Marco Rubio and I am overwhelmed with the sense that the American government is made of pieces of rotting crusts of bread.
412511
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hey Habba Happatoo this isn't on any record so I thought I would give people a chance to hear it
1212819
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
At the Botanical Gardens, the GoatHead people snubbed the Great Wildebeest. The GoatHead people are worthless.
317228
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"Aww. Don't put your feet on the table."
416517
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Monk loved his garden. Sometimes he hated it.
417227
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Wednesday
419637
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Had Abraham Lincoln not died, today he would be 217 years old and 97 feet tall.
2654991
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The Invention of Animals
314618
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Thanksgiving has been canceled.
717223
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden
217218
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Godzilla has appeared in 47 movies, yet his acting has never improved.
2148065
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
417423
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Kids! Now it is really true that one day when you grow up, you could be President. And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
315220
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
On May 26, 1959, Harvey Haddix pitched a perfect game for 12 innings, only to lose in the 13th
3483
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Scissors were invented in Egypt in 1500 BC
518825
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Artist's soul corroded by assholism.
118919
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
In every breath you take there is one molecule of air from the last exhale of Cleopatra.
1428330
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Man destroys parking meter. And why not?
940228
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
It's like one of those movies where you think the monster is dead but he isn't.
1329134
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Abandoned amusement park.
20783100
Reposted by John Lurie
Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 29/07/2025
U.S. military veteran Anthony Aguilar, who worked as a security contractor at Gaza Humanitarian Foundation sites, says he was horrified by war crimes being carried out against starving Palestinians. "The sites have not only become death traps, they were designed as death traps."
17656359
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Bobo didn't believe in evolution, so God turned him into a flower.
1020024
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
416714
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I believe that anyone incarcerated at Alligator Alcatraz who is not in the Epstein files should be released
930040
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden.
415619
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Everyone came to see the purple thing.
528826
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Makes me happy to think of Mahmoud Khalil holding his son for the first time.
959833
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Pigwolf was hopelessly lost but refused to admit it
1129729
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
These are not the dots that connect it. Those are the other dots.
116218
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
"I was a coyote. Then I died. Then I came back as a coyote."
425833
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I am watching bull riding on TV. At 72 years old, I realize that this is something I will probably never get to do. I would like to encourage young people to get in their bull riding now, before it is too late. You don't want to be sitting on your couch one day saying, "shit, I never road a bull."
412410
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This is the exact moment Marge decided to murder her husband.
41036
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
At 72, I can still move quicker than Kyrie Irving, but only if Stephen A Smith appears on my TV and I have to scramble for the remote
820918
John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Deeper than you think
819618