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@oigevalt.bsky.social
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
oh hell yeah, look at all those great birds
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
i deleted bsky from my phone two months ago because i didn't want to see severance spoilers and forgot that it existed until just now, when tf did they get a chat feature?? have the interaction settings always been this extensive?? anyway time to forget about it again until i need more trip advice
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
planning my scotland trip for october and i am once again asking for edinburgh/highlands/glasgow recs, thanks in advance friends
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 20/03/2025
BREAKING: Death toll rises to 591 Palestinians after renewed Israeli attacks across Gaza over the past 72 hours, says the enclave’s media office. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/qwk0iu
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Staff and Branch @staffandbranch.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
REACHER keeps getting larger and his phone keeps getting smaller and my country is shit but this is perfection.
A very large REACHER holds a tiny little phone
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Dan’s mom is here and I am suffering because I want to be social but I also wanna play the sims sooooo bad rn, I finally figured out how to fix this new glass castle home build I’ve spent ages on and need to do it and get that sweet dopamine hit of a good house
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
the first shower after deep-cleaning your entire bathroom…that shit bangs. one of the best feelings of all time. they should teach you that in school
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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
every single time i see a beautiful woman this happens to me. and for what
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
feels like a good day to lay in bed reading all morning and play the sims all afternoon
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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
everything feels bad and scary today and I would like to get off this ride now please and thank you
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 11/02/2024
marketing emails get a bad rap. you just gotta make sure you're signed up for the right ones is all
Screenshot of marketing email

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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I love when my coworkers respond to Teams messages with emojis outside of the standard five. like yeah girl, this mild inconvenience I’m informing you of IS broken heart emoji, I’m glad you get it
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
had my heating pad on during the day for my seed starts, picked them up to move them to their night spot and in those 20 seconds Gene made his move
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I convinced Dan to watch Twilight tonight, I love being a woman
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Just so we’re all clear, the Supreme Court *expressly ruled* that the president cannot fire FTC commissioners without cause in 1935’s Humphrey’s Executor. Trump’s action here is brazenly illegal under any interpretation of the law as it stands. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
reuters.com
Exclusive: Trump fires both Democratic commissioners at FTC, sources say
President Donald Trump fired the two Democratic commissioners at the U.S. Federal Trade Commission on Tuesday, two sources familiar with the situation said, in another major test of the independence of regulatory agencies.
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Reposting GKMC's graphic with alt-text - get in touch with them if you've got any of this stuff lying around in a basement, a closet, a storage unit...
A table titled Free(dom) Store at Hyde Park Academy: Material Needs includes the following category lists

Seating
Chairs
Benches/sofas
Stools/ottomans

Storage and Display
Bookshelves
Display/trophy cases
Cafeteria/metal racks
Lockers

Service Furniture
Teaching/administrative desks

Accessories (optional)
Lamps
Rugs
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/03/2025
congratulations to john roberts who is as responsible for the current state of affairs as any single person in the country
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
From a source: “Just had a co-presenter for a buildings research conference bow out. She’s a dual citizen and the FBI came knocking to ask her about her involvement in coauthoring chunks of the Paris Agreement. Climate science is being literally (and I mean literally) criminalized.”
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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 18/03/2025
What I find most disturbing about stories like these is I can’t discern the motive. At least if they’re profiling nonwhites I can assume it’s about making the country whiter and respond accordingly. Why are they trying to destroy all movement in and out of the country? Seems like economic suicide
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
it was a rough night but Gene just did a huge piss without spending 20 minutes in the litter box or dribbling any when he got out, so I’m calling this morning a big W!!!!!
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
big man is home and BOY is he high
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I don’t particularly love putting myself through the inevitable abuse when I write anything at all about fat stuff, but it just proves how bad things are and why we need to be talking about it
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Donald
Follow
@getfiscal
me: "So, Karl Marx, that's basically what the world is like in 2018. What's your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism still doomed?" Karl Marx: "Holy shit, you went to the moon?"
me: "Does communism still have a future?" Karl Marx: "The moon in the fucking sky?"
4:44 PM - 10 Apr 2018
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mackenzie @yuck.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Four boys age 13 to 15 murdered in one strike. During a ceasefire. While all aid is halted. Horrific and ongoing.
nbcnews.com
Four boys killed by an Israeli drone strike in Gaza
A mother grieves as her sons, whom she had struggled to keep alive in the war, were killed during a truce, in which Israeli airstrikes continue.
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
the day after I take my cat to the ER for an acute life-threatening issue, my dog somehow ruptured a cyst in such a violent manner that it ripped a bloody quarter-sized hole in her shoulder, necessitating a trip to the vet which she absolutely hates. when it rains it pours!!!!
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Eleanor Courtemanche @ecourtem.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Interesting recession indicator: more students applying to law school
Alex Armlovich & @aarmlovi
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Everyone who graduated undergrad in 2007-2012 just felt the hair go up on the back of their necks
This is the PMC version of when every wild animal starts running away just before an earthquake
[quote tweet of the following]
LindyMan @ @PaulSkallas • 1d
I wonder why so many people want to go to Law School all of a sudden
The number of applicants to the nation's nearly 200 law schools is up 20.5% compared with last year. Georgetown University Law Center alone received 14,000 applications to fill 650 spots, while the University of Michigan Law School now has more applications than at any point in its 166 years of existence.
When Michigan Law's admissions dean, Sarah Zearfoss, shared the numbers with faculty members, "The whole room gasped," she said.
9:30 PM • 3/16/25 • 1.9M Views
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Our campaign raised nearly $845,000 this filing period. We did it from 10,988 individual donors across almost every NYC zip code. And with $500,000+ matching eligible, we expect another $4+ million next month. We have the movement, the momentum and the money to win.
nytimes.com
Money Pours In for Cuomo and Mamdani in Mayoral Race
Former Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo and Zohran Mamdani, a progressive state lawmaker from Queens, are leading the mayoral candidates in fund-raising.
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AYMAN on MSNBC @ayman.msnbc.com · 16/03/2025
“It took him 72 hours to say a single word…this is a disgraced former governor who is in search of his backbone and his spine and we are finding that he has yet to find that.” @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social on Andrew Cuomo’s silence on Mahmoud Khalil’s response
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
ordered a pair of pants that I was already thinking were too expensive but then the package got lost in the mail and they didn’t have any more in that size so they refunded me for them and sent a replacement for the other order item w next-day shipping. folks…..both orders arrived the very next day‼️
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Ian Weissman, DO @drianweissman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
"Hospital staff are scrambling with damage control efforts implementing emergency masking policies and giving babies as young as 3 days old injections of immunoglobulin, an antibody that helps their fragile immune system try to fight off #measles." www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
nbcnews.com
Newborn babies exposed to measles in Texas hospital
Infants barely three days old are receiving antibody injections to help protect against the virus. Nearly 300 cases have been reported in the outbreak.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Beautiful day in Chicago at the Tesla dealership, site of last week’s 75-astride cop protectorate. Random St. Patrick’s day drunks are rooting on the protestors between bar hops.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 15/03/2025
If you're in Illinois and: - Palestinian, or protesting the genocide in Occupied Palestine; or - trans, or protesting for trans rights; and you are arrested or discriminated against, I can represent you pro bono. Please email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. I will take as many cases as I can.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Extraordinary scenes in Serbia’s capital Belgrade right now. Around 500,000 people are on the streets in what may be the biggest protest in Serbian history. All demanding the resignation of President Vučić & his government. What began as a student protest is now a full democratic uprising. 🇷🇸
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
it is so beautiful outside I am having a conniption fit
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/03/2025
"they're harming the good government pupperinos" could activate like 50 million people if it gets into the wider media sphere
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
seed start check!!! planted last Sunday; first pic is Wednesday, second is yesterday morning, third is just now
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I got a haircut yesterday
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
let’s give it up for GLOBAL WARMIIIIIIInG
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
the skills I gained from past project manager jobs has made my regular, non-work life better in the most unexpected but deranged ways. like why am I making a Vizio flowchart to outline the rest of the D&D campaign I’m running
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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 10/03/2025
WELCOME COMRADE COULTER
Ann Coulter: There’s almost no one I don’t want to deport, but, unless they’ve committed a crime, isn’t this a violation of the first amendment?
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I had a really nice weekend! which means I am not gonna getting jack shit done today :)
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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Good morning, I’m two donations shy of hitting 460, consider donating to the Reader today if you can! donorbox.org/save-the-chi...
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Save the Chicago Reader - Leor Galil's Fundraiser on Donorbox
I published my first Reader story in the summer of 2010. It concerned a Logan Square DIY space called Strangelight, which operated out of a storefront in the Congress Theater. I was 24 at the time. Be...
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The arrest and detention of Mahmoud Khalil—a green card holder whose wife is eight months pregnant—is a blatant assault on the First Amendment and a sign of advancing authoritarianism under Trump. He must be released now.
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lights out for migrating birds @lightsoutforbirds.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Spring bird migration has begun & bird rescue volunteers are needed Chicago is the most dangerous city for migrating birds in North America Chicago Bird Collision Monitors training birdmonitors.net/Training.php ✊🐦lights out 11pm-6am flap.org Birds are important part of biodiversity & need help
Spring migration monitoring has begun.
Please call 773 456 2473 to register or with questions!
Note! If less than 3 people sign up for a training session - the session may be rescheduled and the below training dates are for joining a downtown monitoring team only.
Additional training sessions may be offered. Dates/locations will be posted here.
Training Sessions
СВСМ volunteers who are involved with bird rescues must participate in a training session in order to learn proper bird capture, containment and transport techniques. Training sessions are held each year prior to spring and fall bird migration.
Attend one of these upcoming Training Sessions:
Date
Time
Location
March 23 2025
1 to 3PM
Peggy Notebaert Museum, 2430 N. Cannon Dr
March 26 2025
7 to 9 PM
1328 W. Randolph
March 30 2025
1 to 3 PM
Peggy Notebaert Museum, 2430 N. Cannon Dr
April 6 2025
1 to 3 PM
Peggy Notebaert Museum, 2430 N. Cannon Dr
April 9 2025
7 to 9 PM
1328 W. Randolph






For further information: email us at info@birdmonitors.net.
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