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at the office kitchen hearing such gems like "if you eat real sugar, you won't get diabetes"

of course i deeply understand why someone would feel the urgency to pay a credit repair service or whatever they're called, but it hurts my heart every time i see it

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purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 4h

My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for poppers as it's the only way she can eat my big, hairy ass from the back WITH TONGUE. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.

Dumb white woman sitting and playing the victim like always and looking sad in front of some Mexican food

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 4h

I JUST WALKED INTO MY OFFICE AND MY SONNY ANGEL IS MISSING !!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 4h

home made gloop, home made PSL, giant crazy ass hat. this is divadom!!!!

a person in a full face covering pink sun hat holding up a ribbed glass travel cup with a home made PSL in it

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 4h

"Silence, Peninsulare ✋🏽🤫 a real Criollo is speaking 👱🏽‍♂️" - Bolivar, probably

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 5h

another day of googling "weather [town]", another day of "🌡️Extreme Heat Watch - California"

spongebob meme of a green fish in blue pants punching the ground in agony and defeat

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 5h

THIS SHIT IS MAD HORNY 😩❤️‍🔥

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 5h

Slipknot presale goes live today 😔 They decided to play SOFI for LA so I guess I will be skipping this tour 😔😭

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 14h

beauty tiktok not knowing how to pronounce mauve, fashion tiktok not knowing that a stiletto is a SKINNY heel, not a high one. god we're LOSING RECIPES! WE'RE LOSING LITERACY!!!

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 15h

hellllll fuckin yea man i missed my last credit card payment cause i had recently changed my pw and forgot it so this month i called early to unlock my account and i dont have a missed payment fee CAUSE I HADNT USED IT

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 16h

just learned about Gabourey Sidibe's brown- and light-skinned twins and im losing my mind, they're so fucking adorable 😭😭😭😭

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 16h

my cat, presumably: "Father, this is not very dignified." my bf: "You know what's not dignified? Dingleberries."

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 18h

I'm eating popcorn 😃 do you even like me?? 🤨

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 18h

Derek Hale loves to be the most hunted boy on earth and live in a loft that's floor to ceiling windows

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 20h

my mom loooooves to pop into my office to say the absolute craziest most evil violent news headline of the day????? like im not connected to a machine that tells me all that shit anyway 😭

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 21h

ive been loving saying things are nuts. "that new record is NUTS" "this restaurant is nuts!" etc etc

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Detective Fierce @whalefall.bsky.social · 21h

I cannot believe I have known @ixoraa.bsky.social for 7 years because we were stars at the forging of the universe together

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 23h

a question im afraid to google is like "have discarded and littered vape batteries caused fires? how likely is this to happen?" cause the answer seems obvious and depressing

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a favorite 🥰 i have a tote bag and a magnet of this hehe

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Gorg W. Bush-Tender @shelbo7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I miss Joann Fabrics like she was my own mother

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

people selling blue and rainbow FRAKTAs on resale apps need to go to prison

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i love Malia on Teen Wolf which, i dont remember liking her back in the day but she's funny af

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

okay i spent the day much more triggered than i realized. dawned on me when i was hyper as fuck inside the grocery store (hyper is never a good sign with me lol) but then a guy friend of mine posted something (something good!) abt this and i started crying immediately :/

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

never finished this series but suffice is to say, the best ones were early on. currently deciding between Bald Freak and Mojave Ghost since I loved them the most. i thought i liked Bibliothèque but today, the plum is making me a lil nauseous lol

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you there! fitness person! what exercises will heal my hip socket pain? is it too late? do i have arthritis??

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i went to the store in my most cut up tee shirt and no bra. playing a dangerous game here but my back has been hurting too much for a bra!!

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's diva o'clock at the Super King

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i'll be a hater to the heart but i wont tell a lie!!!!! blondie did the damn thing with "seven" 😭😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the Cornell 7 thing has been so fucking triggering today gotta stay off Instagram for reaaaaal

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

every week i watch that nice lady make her Gloop™️ and wish i had the executive functio (and reasonable feelings in the kitchen) to make one AND THIS WEEK I FINALLY DID

a pyrex bowl on a large wooden cutting board filled with Gloop™️. in this particular case the gloop is oat milk, pumpkin oat milk, a splash of cold brew, cocoa powder, oats, chia seeds, peanut butter granola.

a pyrex bowl covered with a red lid and a Hello Kitty design on a large wooden cutting board filled with Gloop™️. in this particular case the gloop is oat milk, pumpkin oat milk, a splash of cold brew, cocoa powder, oats, chia seeds, peanut butter granola.

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wanna like Blondshell so much, like she FEELS like someone i'd like/be drawn to, but her work just doesn't click for me.

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

have a joke abt an artist who name searches like crazy 😭 torture

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i honestly listened to POPSTAR more but i used multiple (non scrobbling) streaming services... alas

Youth by Citizen
POPSTAR by Tinashe
Fell Asleep in the Sun by After
Pathetic by Trophy Wife
Parachutes by Coldplay
Pylon by beabadoobee
Day and Night by Carly Rae Jepsen
ESTRUS by Tove Lo
Robbers & Cowards by Cold War Kids

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Unfortunely at this time I have singled you out for love and support.

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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

get loved and cherished asshole

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TS mariah carey @a1exajo.xyz · 28/09/2026

Back in the garden we’re getting high now because we’re older

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browt $upremacist @wutangkream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

PINKPANTHERESS REMIXED TWENTYFIVE EIGHT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ok my whole day was worth it cause my niece and i went into my room and had a dance party 🥰

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Kamina @kaminablue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Raye need to put shoes on. Enough

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

can u guys log on and post pls

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i hate my mom soooooo much and yet im the child expected to care for her forever which is crazy also cause im her least favorite child too LIKE MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it's my bf's birthday party sort of in that he graciously agreed to let my evil insane family come over and ive been left alone with my least fav faction 😭😭😭😭

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

DESPERATELY need a google sheets alternative (not Excel) my whole life is stored in databases man it's the only way i can remember anything 😭

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

took the kinda shower that stops my evilness

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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

POPSTAR💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

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