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@oigevalt.bsky.social
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
if she has a printer she could set it up to print either on the postcard or on a piece of paper she can then cut and glue onto the postcard! but also that's a bunch of work and most people don't have a printer anymore. either way i love her i hope she plagues the phone lines of her elected officials
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
has she done postcards for swing states because i bet she would be really good at it
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
oh hell yeah, look at all those great birds
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
this is bad i hate it
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
i deleted bsky from my phone two months ago because i didn't want to see severance spoilers and forgot that it existed until just now, when tf did they get a chat feature?? have the interaction settings always been this extensive?? anyway time to forget about it again until i need more trip advice
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
specifically paging @jamiedwebb.bsky.social to the white courtesy phone, jamie your input is needed
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
planning my scotland trip for october and i am once again asking for edinburgh/highlands/glasgow recs, thanks in advance friends
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 20/03/2025
BREAKING: Death toll rises to 591 Palestinians after renewed Israeli attacks across Gaza over the past 72 hours, says the enclave’s media office. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/qwk0iu
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Staff and Branch @staffandbranch.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
REACHER keeps getting larger and his phone keeps getting smaller and my country is shit but this is perfection.
A very large REACHER holds a tiny little phone
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
not to out myself as a millennial but….soooo I did a thing
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I’m the first woman (roughly November 2015)
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
oh shit, mazel tov!!!! let’s hang before you go plz and thanks
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Dan’s mom is here and I am suffering because I want to be social but I also wanna play the sims sooooo bad rn, I finally figured out how to fix this new glass castle home build I’ve spent ages on and need to do it and get that sweet dopamine hit of a good house
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
the first shower after deep-cleaning your entire bathroom…that shit bangs. one of the best feelings of all time. they should teach you that in school
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
SO true
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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
every single time i see a beautiful woman this happens to me. and for what
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
cotton candy poutine made me want to yarf
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
lol literally as soon as I sent this I remembered my boyfriend’s mom is coming to stay with us tonight. nvm today is a good day for cleaning all morning and making a roast chicken in the afternoon
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
feels like a good day to lay in bed reading all morning and play the sims all afternoon
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
ok well go on what can it clean, amyhusband??
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jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
good news I ate dinner and the feeling went away
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
everything feels bad and scary today and I would like to get off this ride now please and thank you
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 11/02/2024
marketing emails get a bad rap. you just gotta make sure you're signed up for the right ones is all
Screenshot of marketing email

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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I love when my coworkers respond to Teams messages with emojis outside of the standard five. like yeah girl, this mild inconvenience I’m informing you of IS broken heart emoji, I’m glad you get it
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I can tell he is feeling so much better, I’m relieved beyond words
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
had my heating pad on during the day for my seed starts, picked them up to move them to their night spot and in those 20 seconds Gene made his move
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I don’t even like this movie I just wanted something campy and ridiculous that would make me laugh
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I convinced Dan to watch Twilight tonight, I love being a woman
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Just so we’re all clear, the Supreme Court *expressly ruled* that the president cannot fire FTC commissioners without cause in 1935’s Humphrey’s Executor. Trump’s action here is brazenly illegal under any interpretation of the law as it stands. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
reuters.com
Exclusive: Trump fires both Democratic commissioners at FTC, sources say
President Donald Trump fired the two Democratic commissioners at the U.S. Federal Trade Commission on Tuesday, two sources familiar with the situation said, in another major test of the independence of regulatory agencies.
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Reposting GKMC's graphic with alt-text - get in touch with them if you've got any of this stuff lying around in a basement, a closet, a storage unit...
A table titled Free(dom) Store at Hyde Park Academy: Material Needs includes the following category lists

Seating
Chairs
Benches/sofas
Stools/ottomans

Storage and Display
Bookshelves
Display/trophy cases
Cafeteria/metal racks
Lockers

Service Furniture
Teaching/administrative desks

Accessories (optional)
Lamps
Rugs
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
CONGRATS BABE THIS IS SO EXCITING
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
MOLLYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHH
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/03/2025
congratulations to john roberts who is as responsible for the current state of affairs as any single person in the country
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
From a source: “Just had a co-presenter for a buildings research conference bow out. She’s a dual citizen and the FBI came knocking to ask her about her involvement in coauthoring chunks of the Paris Agreement. Climate science is being literally (and I mean literally) criminalized.”
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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 18/03/2025
What I find most disturbing about stories like these is I can’t discern the motive. At least if they’re profiling nonwhites I can assume it’s about making the country whiter and respond accordingly. Why are they trying to destroy all movement in and out of the country? Seems like economic suicide
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
thank you 💕 ugh that FLUTD surgery was so hard on Leonard, I’m so sorry Owen had to go through it too. you are correct it is all v stressful and I hope this is the only time he ever has to go through it!!!
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
yeah he had a block on Sunday but thankfully we caught it SUPER early so he was only at the ER for 30ish hours, we got to bring him home last night. he seemed so much worse than I remember Leonard ever being after his hospitalizations, but tbh I think Gene was just extremely high last night lmao
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
it was a rough night but Gene just did a huge piss without spending 20 minutes in the litter box or dribbling any when he got out, so I’m calling this morning a big W!!!!!
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
this is so funny djskdnaksjso
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
big man is home and BOY is he high
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I don’t particularly love putting myself through the inevitable abuse when I write anything at all about fat stuff, but it just proves how bad things are and why we need to be talking about it
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Donald
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@getfiscal
me: "So, Karl Marx, that's basically what the world is like in 2018. What's your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism still doomed?" Karl Marx: "Holy shit, you went to the moon?"
me: "Does communism still have a future?" Karl Marx: "The moon in the fucking sky?"
4:44 PM - 10 Apr 2018
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mackenzie @yuck.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Four boys age 13 to 15 murdered in one strike. During a ceasefire. While all aid is halted. Horrific and ongoing.
nbcnews.com
Four boys killed by an Israeli drone strike in Gaza
A mother grieves as her sons, whom she had struggled to keep alive in the war, were killed during a truce, in which Israeli airstrikes continue.
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
the day after I take my cat to the ER for an acute life-threatening issue, my dog somehow ruptured a cyst in such a violent manner that it ripped a bloody quarter-sized hole in her shoulder, necessitating a trip to the vet which she absolutely hates. when it rains it pours!!!!
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Eleanor Courtemanche @ecourtem.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Interesting recession indicator: more students applying to law school
Alex Armlovich & @aarmlovi
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Everyone who graduated undergrad in 2007-2012 just felt the hair go up on the back of their necks
This is the PMC version of when every wild animal starts running away just before an earthquake
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LindyMan @ @PaulSkallas • 1d
I wonder why so many people want to go to Law School all of a sudden
The number of applicants to the nation's nearly 200 law schools is up 20.5% compared with last year. Georgetown University Law Center alone received 14,000 applications to fill 650 spots, while the University of Michigan Law School now has more applications than at any point in its 166 years of existence.
When Michigan Law's admissions dean, Sarah Zearfoss, shared the numbers with faculty members, "The whole room gasped," she said.
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julian @oigevalt.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Also are you keeping Mama????
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