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Dylan Michel

@dylanmichel.bsky.social
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Dad, Vikings fan, artist, generally handy person, aspiring decent human being. Too old to make time for assholes and narcissists anymore, especially the covert ones. Dismissive avoidants are shitty people. Fuck the NRA. Fuck 🧊. MAGA is a cult. Resist. 🇺🇸🐸📎

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 52m
There is no way to respond to this with any degree of emotional honesty without getting banned.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 49m
There’s nothing worse than a man who likes how you look but only wants you to dress a certain way in public. First of all: How dare you. Second of all: Eat shit.
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 23h
Think about this. We allowed a man who attacked his own capital to be president again.
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Mass Destruction (Single Version)
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𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒊 𝑻𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒓 🐈‍⬛✨ @frittitailchaser.bsky.social · 1h
Riley Gaines just got her NCAA lawsuit tossed out. Screw her.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 1h
Use code DMCRACYROCKS for a $20 bonus when you build your first Same Nation Parlay! Government shutdown, hospital closure, and your incumbent winning reelection! All three must hit!
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What’s a poster you had in your room growing up? This is the only one I can remember having for sure. Minnesota didn’t get an NBA team until 1989 and they were super horrible for about a decade after so I cheered for the Suns because they were purple like the Vikings and just liked random players
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Fatboy Slim - Right Here, Right Now (Lyrics)
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bottom of the bottle
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Final Days
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New Orleans
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Drunk Girls
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Chelle ✊🌻 *fElon hacked the election* @blueallylove.bsky.social · 1h
4 drugged, at least one assaulted: Campus police issued another alert on Sunday after a student reported that they were sexually assaulted between 2:30 a.m. and 4:30 a.m. at an off-campus event. Ithaca police are assisting in the investigation, according to Cornell police.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 1h
For sickos, by sickos. store.theonion.com/products/c2e2-on…
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 2h
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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Lori @tygergyrl17.bsky.social · 6h
Absolute Clown Show #GOP. We Are Antifa
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Irish Unity @irishunity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boycott Israel. Divest from Israel. Sanction Israel. #BDS
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 3h
See what I mean when I say the system is rigged?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 3h
ICE , Miller, Mullin and Homan are all perfect examples of what American democracy is NOT! Our Constitution does not allow for a Gestopo like organization to exist on American streets and neighborhoods!
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Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 2h
Donald Trump is the most corrupt piece of shit I’ve ever seen.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 4h
Just a reminder that the Secretary of Defense is a dangerous idiot
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 12h
If South Carolina elects Darline Graham, they deserve every shitty thing they get.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 5h
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 4h
🤣🤣🤣
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
Trump: "The greatest ballroom ever built -- it's also a tremendous military complex with a drone port on top. Be careful. Don't fall over the edge. And only a Hispanic could survive that fall."
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 4h
Bret Easton Ellis in crisis because even he couldn’t craft a character so fundamentally vile.
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𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒊 𝑻𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒓 🐈‍⬛✨ @frittitailchaser.bsky.social · 2h
The Cornell doxing isn't surprising. It's yet again men attempting to protect men. Going on the attack for what they see as an attack on the boys club. Literally. A fraternity. Pretty sure the secret frat Balls and Shaft isn't hyperbole. (P.C.U.) youtu.be/T6CK_vOr6rw?...
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PCU: Balls and Shaft
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 4h
Wow! Matches my war crime subpoena list almost perfectly.
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Sailor Michael @sailormichael.bsky.social · 9h
The Washington Post is running a lot of negative stories on Democrats when I see hateful people running on the Republican side and its no article on them. I am simply pointing out they aren't fair
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 12h
You know who's more dangerous than undocumented immigrants? Rapist frat boys who grow up to occupy powerful positions in government. Post Anything Here: InteractInk.com
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
alert the press -- Trump is conked out in the Oval Office again
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 2h
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White text on a black background:

"After all, what are any of us after but the conviction of belonging?"
- Wallace Stegner
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 2h
This is great! Is Jesse Welles a modern day Woody Guthrie, or more like young Bob Dylan?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 2h
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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JAW @jaw1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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JAW @jaw1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 4h
"I never thought this would happen. That this many men are defending these rapists! What the fuck is wrong with you guys?" James "If y’all just letting your friends do shit like this and y’all are too cowardly to address it, fuck you!" A word from Jase
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 5h
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 5h
Cornell University’s TimTok page is brutal There are 40k comments on their page. And MAGA CULT SLAYER just posted this one 🤣
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The One and Only Kay @theonekay.bsky.social · 10h
Joke of the day.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 7h
Sometimes the Onion hits one out of the park. 🤣
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 4h
More Americans were in support of legal marijuana than legal sports betting.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h
Look who's in the Oval Office today! #MeetingsWithNatalie (Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty)
pic of a beaming Ms Harp
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 4h
We don’t spend enough time talking about just how WEIRD all these people are. This is just an incredibly weird and insecure thing to say. Imagine any other SecDef ever being this weird and insecure?!
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Kelly N @hopefulwarrior.bsky.social · 2h
Hegseth is the biggest pussy we've ever had in that position. I know I said pussy- all the right wingers approve
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3h
Amazing Paxton thinks Trump is ruining his terrible name. Q: Do you feel like he's a little bit of a drag?” Paxton: “To be honest with you, when we did that midterm convention, it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Yeah. Not good.”
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