Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 10hWhelp, I made it a whole 7 minutes into my workday before I wanted to grab my 18" cast iron skillet to apply some percussive maintenance to <strike>one</strike> two of my co-workers in the hopes of resetting their ability to actually fuckin think. It's gonna be a day.... 120
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 22hThis is the Official Start to Spoopy Season at Chez McCrankypants: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMLk...youtube.com2026 Halloween Full Show Featuring World-Record Drones, Lasers, Fire, Pixels, Water, and ProjectionYouTube video by Tom BetGeorge 000
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026gm 191883586
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just got a politispam text that included the following: 'The "Sisters [of Perpetual Indulgence]" are a group of radical trans activists who hold sacrilegious events and dress up as nuns to mock Christians.' 7 minutes ago, and I'm STILL laughing. Just... honey.......really? 000
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️ 2218861696
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sagittarius: It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to dissolve into a puddle of goo and loose bones, just go for it. You deserve to be happy. 021667
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds. 268196466045
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Apparently, our (my) playlist for this evening is all throwbacks from the previous millennium. On the one hand, fuck yeah some of this shit built me. On the other hand... DAMM I feel old. 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OK, I know, I know, I'm old, and slow..... But when did the Keebler Elves start just straight up selling Girl Scout cookies? 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Quoting the typo, just to make Jakey feel loved and appreciated.... 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026OK, yeah, sure joke and dunk on all you want, but this is a LEGIT THING. The SW Development types have been doing it for decades, except they (we) explain the problem to a rubber duck or other such implicitly clueless thing. 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Blaming @buffyfanboy.bsky.social for my current earworm. 🎶 Every day, every hour of the night you're all I think about Every day, every hour of the night you're all I dream about Every day, every hour of the night you're all I think about You're all I think about.... 🎶 010
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsGenie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 29/09/2026Scrolled too fast and thought this was fancy sandwiches 😂 612530
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This series is one of my comfort series. We're not going to examine that too hard. 010
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122103322679
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsa spoopy red rock with 8 legs @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026 2578712222
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsThe Salon: A Star Trek Podcast 🖖 @salontrek.com · 25/09/2026ICYMI: Yesterday's Salon Tomorrow's Enterprise is live today on all the pod places, YouTube and Patreon! #StarTrek 094
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsJosh Foreman @josh-foreman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This tracks 6343111
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026DAMMIT @spaceboyrix.bsky.social owes me a new keyboard...... 100
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Currently fighting the urge to acquire and devour a family-sized portion of mashed potatoes. 110
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsWynn Thornton @northwind.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026#AlaskaSky: Shot in the dark, anyone in Anchorage looking for a roommate? I'm now gainfully employed by the State of Alaska (in a position requiring enhanced security, no less - so I'm very clean and trustworthy)! 12219
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Things I learned today @bkhero.bsky.social has been woefully undereducated and I'm gonna have to lesson plan a remedial media course to fix this. @spaceboyrix.bsky.social has a v nice voice. 020
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I.... have concerns..... From the logging I'm looking at right now: loadavg= 138.16 137.83 137.49 : CPU Utilization= 10% 000
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsderadical pessimism @dylansocal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026for dozens of us it's still summer, thank you very much for your attention to this matter 3211
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsPupperino Tino @pupperinotino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This week for me 0111
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsChris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The gay friendship pipeline: 1. Follow him because he's hot 2. Flirt for 3-6 business months 3. Never hook up 4. Become platonic best friends for the next 15 years 71537
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026Possibly the most American news of all timelocal12.comPrison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debtResidents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457. 280173894950
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One of these days, that boy is gonna realize I've been crushing on him for years, and things are gonna get awkward. 020
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsdr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 04/09/2026The sign in front of this new Italian restaurant in Austin 😭 1024233
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oh LAWD help me, I'm in a break-up Country mood. This... this does not bode well. 010
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I truly believe that the normalization of nighttime bookstores, museums, and libraries would change the world. 32902122
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Oh, you silly, silly youtuber. Pflugerville is not pronounced "Flurjerville". Next time you're clout chasing, try checking Wikipedia next time, where it would tell you it's pronounced "Floo-ger-ville" 100
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsAn Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026There are only two stories that won a Hugo whose screen adaptation also won a Hugo. “All Systems Red” is the second one. The other is “Dune” Congratulations @marthawells.com. 51229216
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Of the 5 categories I had any personal investment in with the Hugo awards: 1 went to my choice 1 went to not-my-choice, but I'm not exactly mad about it 3 went to not-my-choice, and I am DISAPPOINT. 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Pretty sure I've pissed more liquid at one time than the "rain" we just got after a night at the bars. 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams Let it wash away my sanity 'Cause I wanna feel the thunder, I wanna scream Let the rain fall down I'm coming clean 010
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantskeven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Linux turns 35 today. Here's your cake. Enjoy. 721714314
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsTyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable. 51173676425
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026As I just informed my GrandBoss: This week is fucking fired. 100
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsLibrary Ogre @libraryogre.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comTim Curry: Uncorrupted SpaceAlt: Tim Curry, dressed as a military dictator, saying "I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism: Space!" He is visibly trying not to laugh as he says SPACE 111
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 25/08/2026Dolly is the first celebrity death that you actually do have to be nice about, like you are obligated 152033204
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026School nurse: "If you fill out this twenty-page form and have it signed by a pediatrician and notarized with three witnesses, I can give your child a Tylenol when they have a headache." Republicans: "Schools are secretly turning children trans." 25797275
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Quickest way to show me you ain't from south texas: You pronounce it "bex-ar". The actual pronunciation is "be-Har". "Bear" is also acceptable and nobody will look at you funny. This brought to you by watching an AI-narrated (ugh) video talking about San Antonio weirdness. 030
Reposted by Techie McCrankypantsQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/08/2026 101118293