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Techie McCrankypants

@ogredrew.bsky.social
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AKA Drew. TX 🏳️‍🌈 Nerd. What? You were expecting something NOT random?

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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 10h
Whelp, I made it a whole 7 minutes into my workday before I wanted to grab my 18" cast iron skillet to apply some percussive maintenance to <strike>one</strike> two of my co-workers in the hopes of resetting their ability to actually fuckin think. It's gonna be a day....
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 22h
This is the Official Start to Spoopy Season at Chez McCrankypants: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMLk...
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2026 Halloween Full Show Featuring World-Record Drones, Lasers, Fire, Pixels, Water, and Projection
YouTube video by Tom BetGeorge
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just got a politispam text that included the following: 'The "Sisters [of Perpetual Indulgence]" are a group of radical trans activists who hold sacrilegious events and dress up as nuns to mock Christians.' 7 minutes ago, and I'm STILL laughing. Just... honey.......really?
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sagittarius: It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to dissolve into a puddle of goo and loose bones, just go for it. You deserve to be happy.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apparently, our (my) playlist for this evening is all throwbacks from the previous millennium. On the one hand, fuck yeah some of this shit built me. On the other hand... DAMM I feel old.
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK, I know, I know, I'm old, and slow..... But when did the Keebler Elves start just straight up selling Girl Scout cookies?
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Quoting the typo, just to make Jakey feel loved and appreciated....
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK, yeah, sure joke and dunk on all you want, but this is a LEGIT THING. The SW Development types have been doing it for decades, except they (we) explain the problem to a rubber duck or other such implicitly clueless thing.
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blaming @buffyfanboy.bsky.social for my current earworm. 🎶 Every day, every hour of the night you're all I think about Every day, every hour of the night you're all I dream about Every day, every hour of the night you're all I think about You're all I think about.... 🎶
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Anne @anneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 29/09/2026
Scrolled too fast and thought this was fancy sandwiches 😂
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This series is one of my comfort series. We're not going to examine that too hard.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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a spoopy red rock with 8 legs @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I HAVE BEEN VICIOUSLY ATTACKED!
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The Salon: A Star Trek Podcast 🖖 @salontrek.com · 25/09/2026
ICYMI: Yesterday's Salon Tomorrow's Enterprise is live today on all the pod places, YouTube and Patreon! #StarTrek
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Josh Foreman @josh-foreman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This tracks
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
✅
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DAMMIT @spaceboyrix.bsky.social owes me a new keyboard......
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Currently fighting the urge to acquire and devour a family-sized portion of mashed potatoes.
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Wynn Thornton @northwind.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
#AlaskaSky: Shot in the dark, anyone in Anchorage looking for a roommate? I'm now gainfully employed by the State of Alaska (in a position requiring enhanced security, no less - so I'm very clean and trustworthy)!
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Things I learned today @bkhero.bsky.social has been woefully undereducated and I'm gonna have to lesson plan a remedial media course to fix this. @spaceboyrix.bsky.social has a v nice voice.
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I.... have concerns..... From the logging I'm looking at right now: loadavg= 138.16 137.83 137.49 : CPU Utilization= 10%
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deradical pessimism @dylansocal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
for dozens of us it's still summer, thank you very much for your attention to this matter
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Pupperino Tino @pupperinotino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This week for me
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The gay friendship pipeline: 1. Follow him because he's hot 2. Flirt for 3-6 business months 3. Never hook up 4. Become platonic best friends for the next 15 years
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of these days, that boy is gonna realize I've been crushing on him for years, and things are gonna get awkward.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 04/09/2026
The sign in front of this new Italian restaurant in Austin 😭
A sign that says

ARE YOU 
    DTF
          -> ->
  DOWN
          TO
FOCACCIA
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh LAWD help me, I'm in a break-up Country mood. This... this does not bode well.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I truly believe that the normalization of nighttime bookstores, museums, and libraries would change the world.
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh, you silly, silly youtuber. Pflugerville is not pronounced "Flurjerville". Next time you're clout chasing, try checking Wikipedia next time, where it would tell you it's pronounced "Floo-ger-ville"
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An Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There are only two stories that won a Hugo whose screen adaptation also won a Hugo. “All Systems Red” is the second one. The other is “Dune” Congratulations @marthawells.com.
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Of the 5 categories I had any personal investment in with the Hugo awards: 1 went to my choice 1 went to not-my-choice, but I'm not exactly mad about it 3 went to not-my-choice, and I am DISAPPOINT.
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pretty sure I've pissed more liquid at one time than the "rain" we just got after a night at the bars.
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams Let it wash away my sanity 'Cause I wanna feel the thunder, I wanna scream Let the rain fall down I'm coming clean
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keven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Linux turns 35 today. Here's your cake. Enjoy.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As I just informed my GrandBoss: This week is fucking fired.
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Library Ogre @libraryogre.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
Alt: Tim Curry, dressed as a military dictator, saying "I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism: Space!" He is visibly trying not to laugh as he says SPACE
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly is the first celebrity death that you actually do have to be nice about, like you are obligated
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The world has lost one of it's best.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
School nurse: "If you fill out this twenty-page form and have it signed by a pediatrician and notarized with three witnesses, I can give your child a Tylenol when they have a headache." Republicans: "Schools are secretly turning children trans."
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Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Quickest way to show me you ain't from south texas: You pronounce it "bex-ar". The actual pronunciation is "be-Har". "Bear" is also acceptable and nobody will look at you funny. This brought to you by watching an AI-narrated (ugh) video talking about San Antonio weirdness.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Picture of Brian with the text: 

Treat your body like a data center 
Piss off the local HOA 
Consume as much literature and water as possible 
Attract an array of bugs 
Trick fascists into psychosis
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