Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 8hI checked mine monday, and also got a screenshot w/ timestamp to prove it cuz I'ma be DAMMED if I let them try something with me. 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 9hQuestion for which I will accept "nunya" as a valid answer: What variety of hard of hearing? 100
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 9hThat is, indeed, the best summation of the situation. 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 9hYou should go back and refuse to leave till they give you one like this 120
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 10hSorry, I am sworn to secrecy by an angry 82 year old with a cane who is NOT afraid to smack people with it. 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 12hYeah.. Austin's traffic is just... weird, which, yanno, Austin, so, expected. SA and DFW... I have nightmares occasionally. 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 12hWould not surprise me ONE BIT! There's a spot here in SA were 35 merges with 410 for a few miles, and its easily one of the top 3 worst spots on 410. 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 12hI'm convinced that 35 is just cursed, and makes people craycray. 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 16hAnd, to be COMPLETELY FAIR We gays tend to be louder and blatant about NSFW subjects, to the point we use NSFW terms in otherwise SFW conversations. Which leads to heightened scrutiny, and erring on the side of "nope". (Bcuz 'Think of the chilrenz", ugh....) 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 16hA combination of the following Institutional Homophobia (at Meta) - duh Societal Homophobia - the gay stuff gets more complaints than the straight stuff, so gets looked at harder and in a worse light Governmental Homophobia - Really just a sub of #2, but add in "with a legal enforcement arm" 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 16hI mean, that's how I parsed it to start with, and it's a totally understandable whine... 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 17hMe, rollin up to the squad on a fuckin swiffer...... 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 17hHell, I'd argue that truly understanding a thing can lead to hating said thing and wanting to end it... 010
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 17hI feel like I have been cheated by having to deal with the world offline. 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 18hHey Bloomfies, I has a question: Does anyone have a spare Magic Keyboard lying around that they could let me borrow for a bit for Testing A Theory? 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 18hWAIT I just realized I CAN DO THE WHOLE SONG for @glizzygaymer.bsky.social! 🦛🐦🐑🐑 🦛🐦🐑🐑 🦛🐦🦌🌭 🦛🐦🐑🐑 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 19hYanno, the fact that (as of just now) I have gotten AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE more R-Politispam texts tryin to shit on Talarico than I have gotten in TOTAL Politispam texts in the previous decade says something about how scared the Rs are. 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 19hNiq, plz remember that I love you when you read this: DO IT! DO THE THING! 020
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 21hYAY! I shall make myself useful post-invasion by troubleshooting Human tech and making breakfast tacos. 050
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 21hThat... that is fair. Can I formally request a requisition, as I would prefer not to be a snack, even to the actual creator of Sal? 150
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 21hDo we have to have an Official Requisition before that line will save us, or is the fact we know the line proof that we are One Of Seanan's? 170
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 22hOh BB..... (events like this is why I keep a $10 in the console) 000
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I need a cute cuddly man with a big screen to invite me over to watch Batteries Not Included. I'm in a nostalgia mood. 030
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That... makes sense and is simultaneously comforting and worrysome. 120
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026OK, I have a question: Is plutonium the go-to radio source for smoke detectors? 220
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That dark tank... looks REALLY good on you. 020
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026.... The fact that you took the time to write the disclaimer.... I <3 yer face off 020
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026(Gee, it's like I've been paying attention) Do not lick the Bert. At least, not the ones you're handing out to other people. 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And you could only love him more if he came with a (model, obvz) tactical nuke? ;) 120
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dammit now I want a london fog and a stroopwafel. Blaming you ;) 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I mean, your plate is rather full, things slipping off is understandable. (You also have me low-key wanting one, just for reasons....) 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026IIRC you mentioned circa group graduation that you needed to order more? Or am I misremembering? 110
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As a McAmerican: I do it half the time too, so you're good. 030
Techie McCrankypants @ogredrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That is EXACTLY how that shirt should be worn at all times. 010
