Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My dog, diligently warding off potential suitors before they can disappoint me. 51892
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Growing up with Pokémon has made the world a more magical place 😄 2800
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In the most hilarious freak accident- I accidentally squat into a wooden peg and cut and bruised around my hole 141380
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve discovered my Pokémon personality type is Croagunk. I'm processing this news. 61803
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think I just walked in on something... @cozygayboy.bsky.social 51642
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My favorite stage of dating is when a guy asks for my Instagram, sees what I’m actually like, and quietly decides we’ve gone far enough. 0600
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Accidentally mortified my straight neighbors at their Longhorns party because I forgot to close the blinds before eating fried chicken in my underwear. 72513
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just finished painting my walls and I guess these are my paint clothes now 51480
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Forced to be very social this weekend send your thoughts and prayers 61913
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Was so excited about Zelda I almost forgot there was a Nintendo direct today ahhh 01171
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The gay friendship pipeline: 1. Follow him because he's hot 2. Flirt for 3-6 business months 3. Never hook up 4. Become platonic best friends for the next 15 years 71537
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026First game I’ve bought at launch in years. Turns out narrative-driven games can still be good when they aren’t designed around a quarterly earnings call. 71150
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I told my date, “Wow, you have beautiful eyes.” He said, “Thanks! They’re hereditary.” I said, “Glad you got blue eyes and not Parkinson’s.” There will be no second date. 71190
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’ve seen polycule spreadsheets so intricate that Fortune 500 companies would try to license them as a CRM 1401
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Okay so I made my snapchat public even tho the avatars scare me 3490
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I present to you: this week's injury from my demonic dog 71020
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026With great hot girl summer comes great hot girl responsibility 0431
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026How I feel when I give my dog his anti-anxiety medication 0370
Reposted by Chris B.CozyGayBoy🍂 @cozygayboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Breakfast w/ @tenderchris.bsky.social 82063
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It's always "let's circle back" and never "let's circle jerk" 824331
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My soulmate is whoever takes me engagement ring shopping and doesn’t flinch when I point to the Tamagotchi ring. 2450
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I won two Fortnite games with @cozygayboy.bsky.social in one night and I've never felt so young (I still don't understand Fortnite) 5421
Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Also for some reason the pride show was 90% straight women screaming over gay men like it was Beatlemania. I've never felt more threatened by allies. 1730