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Chris B.

@tenderchris.bsky.social
7.7K followers 1.2K following 1.6K posts

Queer & Autistic. 🌈 Mentally I live in the Sonic Adventure 2 Chao Garden. Physically I live in ATX. 🤠

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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do I tell my trade he’s trade?
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dog, diligently warding off potential suitors before they can disappoint me.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My YouTube algorithm knows me so well...
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Besties 👯 @cozygayboy.bsky.social
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After much thought... my Top 9 Games
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thursday pump
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Growing up with Pokémon has made the world a more magical place 😄
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the most hilarious freak accident- I accidentally squat into a wooden peg and cut and bruised around my hole
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Post-gym pump
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve discovered my Pokémon personality type is Croagunk. I'm processing this news.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hinge just called me a bottom and I don't like it
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I just walked in on something... @cozygayboy.bsky.social
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm mad it's only Tuesday
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My favorite stage of dating is when a guy asks for my Instagram, sees what I’m actually like, and quietly decides we’ve gone far enough.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hinge is just Grindr with throw pillows
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Accidentally mortified my straight neighbors at their Longhorns party because I forgot to close the blinds before eating fried chicken in my underwear.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just finished painting my walls and I guess these are my paint clothes now
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Forced to be very social this weekend send your thoughts and prayers
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I match my house
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Was so excited about Zelda I almost forgot there was a Nintendo direct today ahhh
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me checking in on my partner during sex
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The gay friendship pipeline: 1. Follow him because he's hot 2. Flirt for 3-6 business months 3. Never hook up 4. Become platonic best friends for the next 15 years
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me and my cockblocker ❤️
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
First game I’ve bought at launch in years. Turns out narrative-driven games can still be good when they aren’t designed around a quarterly earnings call.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dramatic af morning light
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I told my date, “Wow, you have beautiful eyes.” He said, “Thanks! They’re hereditary.” I said, “Glad you got blue eyes and not Parkinson’s.” There will be no second date.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I feel attacked
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sunday morning sunrise :)
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm already obsessed
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The fuckboys persist but so do I
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He got a haircut and is NOT happy about it
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve seen polycule spreadsheets so intricate that Fortune 500 companies would try to license them as a CRM
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gnite gays in my phone
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Had to get an extra float this month
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Okay so I made my snapchat public even tho the avatars scare me
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I present to you: this week's injury from my demonic dog
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
With great hot girl summer comes great hot girl responsibility
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's called multi-tasking
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How I feel when I give my dog his anti-anxiety medication
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The shirt says it all
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CozyGayBoy🍂 @cozygayboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Breakfast w/ @tenderchris.bsky.social
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TGIF
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's always "let's circle back" and never "let's circle jerk"
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My soulmate is whoever takes me engagement ring shopping and doesn’t flinch when I point to the Tamagotchi ring.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I won two Fortnite games with @cozygayboy.bsky.social in one night and I've never felt so young (I still don't understand Fortnite)
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I fell 🙂‍↕️
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So true 🙏
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Officer I need to report a murder
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also for some reason the pride show was 90% straight women screaming over gay men like it was Beatlemania. I've never felt more threatened by allies.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Words I live by:
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