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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Too horny to die Too Cringe toLive FREAK VALHALLA HERE I CUM

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 2h
oh good
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 3h
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 2h
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 11h
Ottavo Ottobre
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BlumineOnion 🧅 @blumineonion.bsky.social · 5h
The "yuri is male gaze" debate becomes gut-bustingly hilarious once you realize that, more often than not, the genre is created by female mangaka sitting at their desks like:
From the afterword of I Love You So Much, I Hate You by Yuni
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 8h
gonna start doing this whenever i walk in on my friends making out
screenshot of iconoclasrs, a colorful pixel art side scroller game. character black (pale skinned woman with black hair and a black coat) standing in a doorway with her hands held up with palms out saying "Oh, no. Hedonism." to two surprised woman in living room
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Josh Slater-Williams @jslaterwilliams.bsky.social · 2h
Thinking about this all day
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 4h
konami asked me to draw PEACE WALKER characters as CATS and I said YEAHHHH!!! 🐈✨ this poster will be available for preorder from the Official Konami Shop during CatCon!! (Oct 10-11)
A poster featuring all the metal gear solid peace walker characters as cats
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Jo-eek! ‘Dead-chibe' W. 👻 @thestacks.ca · 06/10/2026
gM [ジーエム] Vol. 3 (June 1999) has been scanned and archived, please enjoy! archive.org/details/gM-1...
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 7h
What a freaking narcissist
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Raichiyo33 @raichiyo33.bsky.social · 13h
Ursula
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miura_n315 @miuran315.bsky.social · 4h
#ペルソナ Haru
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 3h
The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

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Love the Onion usually, but they have one Ted Lasso joke and it's reduced to 'people who like it are adult babies'. So much to make fun of about it and they only really found that one angle and stuck with it


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To be fair....most of this sub sounds like adult babies
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AUTOMATON WEST @automatonwest.bsky.social · 6h
The Hundred Line director says a larger studio would force his team to take on projects they don’t want just to stay afloat, intends to stay small and…
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The Hundred Line director says a larger studio would force his team to take on projects they don’t want just to stay afloat, intends to stay small and outsource
The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy director Kazutaka Kodaka talked about his approach to game development with Too Kyo Games.
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meg 🖤 @megrocks.com · 5h
peek totally forgot to censor the boobs so have a lil treat 🤭 full view on patreon~
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Boo! DooPerson @boodoo.co · 5h
my mayor is Out Here
user named "Zohran Mamdani" downloaded some Susannah McCorkle tracks off of my SoulSeek library
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 3h
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 4h
mad that this worked lol


I know this is an old topic, but since I found it looking for solution, may be my advice would be helpful for someone else too. I had the same problem and you won't believe this solution, suggested here.

FIX and EXPLANATION: This issue is caused by static electricity buildup inside your mouse (if the mouse isn't broken). To fix this, simply breathe into the gap between the mouse and the mouse button. Our breath has enough moisture to discharge the static electricity. This should help in removing the static electricity buildup. Generally when the environment is of low humidity or the buttons are clicked in rapid succession, static electricity tends to build up. This is a common problem in mouse since there's no other way for the static charge to be discharged.

First, I though it's a joke, but I gave it a try, and it totally worked for me!
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That did it. Months of building rage and frustration to be fixed with a breath. Amazing.

Thank you so much
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damn you just made me give a blowjob to my mouse, and it worked
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how the fuck does this work - it fixed the problem immediately.
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You are a genius
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This actually worked smh
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Megane Top Gun @dauragon.com · 7h
Throwing this up on my tv first thing in the morning as a hype track youtu.be/Vjk01Wo-aEs?...
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The Boredoms -77BOADRUM
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PaperSpock @paperspock.bsky.social · 3h
store.steampowered.com/app/1233070I... And if someone wants an open world sokoban game to try, this already exists and is fun
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Save 50% on Isles of Sea and Sky on Steam
A fantastic, oceanic, open world puzzle adventure. Solve innovative block puzzles while unearthing a mystifying story, gaining new friends that change the puzzle landscape, and unlocking powers that p...
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Nick Suttner @nsuttner.bsky.social · 4h
Btw if you want to buy an awesome puzzle game that came out today, buy Echo Weaver: store.steampowered.com/app/2184080/...
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Save 10% on Echo Weaver on Steam
Time is your greatest resource and secrets are your only upgrades. Master an unraveling time loop in this knowledge-based Metroidvania. As the last Weaver, exploit time-altering anomalies and use what...
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Nick Suttner @nsuttner.bsky.social · 4h
I gave Braid an A+ back in my press days. I spent 100s of hours working on The Witness at PlayStation, fighting for it, getting it into conferences, and being Jon's personal wrangler. I even coined "Metroidbrainia" after it. I will not be buying Order of the Sinking Star, and neither should you.
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Guy Grossman @guygrossman.bsky.social · 18h
Really hard to think of a term more antisemitic and genocidal than Yarvin’s.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 9h
i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all
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Betty Bullshark @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 2h
7th grade lion mindset #2
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I don't kinkshame
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 9h
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 4h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Megane Top Gun @dauragon.com · 5h
Live Now!!!!
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 8h
Nancy 10/8/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 10… the epic conclusion
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JuliaTheGolden @juliathegolden.bsky.social · 22h
i'm going to keep trying to make the piping not look like total ass cheeks but this side is the side that turned out the best and i want some serotonin from sharing it #dressmaker #umineko
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nancy 10/7/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 9
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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For those who aren't up to date on the 360 modding scene, this is a Big Deal. Believe it or not, until now, the 360 still never had a softmod and while some exploits in recent years had gotten most of the way, this is the real deal. You probably no longer need to solder your 360 to do Fun Stuff.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the onion was funnier when they made actual jokes instead of repeating the same bad-faith digs over and over again under the cover of "satire"
front page of the onion declaring me a "Renowned Coward" who will flee a haunted house well before sunrise
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 07/10/2026
Karlach (2023)❤️‍🔥🖤 see more⤵️ www.patreon.com/cw/wintonkidd #nsfwart #pinup #Bg3
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TateOfTot @tateoftot.bsky.social · 23h
jester fox whose sleeves dont fit
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 23h
It's vibe coded, meaning any issues you run into (there will be many) while playing will never be fixed because they don't know why any of them are there
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 23h
According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.
Margaret Hamilton, but the famous 1969 photo that inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison is in the quoted post.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 18h
BREAKING: Hasbro has done fucked up and announced a remake of 'MYSTIC KNIGHTS OF TIR NA NOG' by accident. "What the fuck is this", said Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks
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mara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my dick wide like ps3
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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neo @neorarty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
need more mana
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Yeougui @ MEX 2026 @yeougui.bsky.social · 21h
First time [1/12 Variants] Support me: subscribe.yeougui.com/ Join my community: discord.yeougui.com/
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 21h
disingenuous and utterly misleading reporting by RPS here: Discord did not suffer any kind of breach this is a completely-unaffiliated-with-Discord service
Gaming chat app Discord has suffered another user data breach, with a suspected 1 million email addresses stolen alongside (potentially many more) user IDs and IP addresses. While Discord was not targeted directly, third party security service Double Counter have reported a "deliberate, multi-stage attack" wherein hackers spent nearly six hours poking around their infrastructure before the vulnerability was closed.

Double Counter essentially acts as a bouncer bot for Discord servers, promising to detect and block unsanctioned alt accounts and prevent hostile 'raids' by large groups of malicious users. While its efficacy in that mission is debated by Discord users, and the service has previously been accused of selling user data for revenue, the fact is that Double Counter can collect and store personal info of the users that visit its 'protected' servers. Info that, now, has been partly or entirely nicked by Internet miscreants.

By Double Counter’s own estimates, around 1 million user email addresses have been affected, with databases of Discord IDs, usernames, IP addresses, and even location info for up to 28 million users also "partly" copied by the hackers. Security breach trackers Have I Been Pwned further report that 275,000 of the pinched emails and usernames have since been posted publicly.
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Lepus Ab Urbe @coineanach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19h
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Lewdstuff @lewdstuff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
all-you-can-eat buffet
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 20h
Dorothy Big O sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was a very high level warlock
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MattBodega @mattbodega.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Deadlock resists traditional MOBA character archetypes with some of the most imaginative, inspired designs of any game in the genre, but don’t get it twisted; they’re still going to add a Sun Wukong
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