Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I put my dog in tiny dog socks yesterday. Do you know how hard it is to put socks in a dog? So hard I quit after 3. 010
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have tickets for: Godzilla Minus Zero Dune 3 Avengers: Doomsday —— Jeff Arcuri Taylor Tomlinson Michelle Wolf Lots of fun events coming up 000
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026been reading regime change and I had either forgotten or not realized that the initial justification for the ongoing national guard occupation of DC was that big balls got beat up by teenagers. 1667498
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Obsession is a workers movie. They kill the only billionaire in the movie. 000
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think I had one too many old fashions on my vacation from work night tonight. And I will pay for it for fifty-two days because THAT is what being 40 is all about. 020
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just bought a gen 6 Glock 19 but I think I’m gonna buy a Springfield Operator chambered in 9mm based on the reviews and the fact that I love a 1911. 000
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Etihad threatening to sue the Premier League despite not being named in the findings is all you need to know that states shouldn’t be allowed to own a club. Both City and Newcastle should be forced to be sold or expelled from the league. 100
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m late to the party on Crimson Desert. Finding out I can have a dog and he can wear armor is the best thing that’s happened today. 000
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know like zero people who follow me care about the Manchester City cheating shit. But at this point if they lose the appeal I think it should compound the punishment because like half the charges were for not cooperating with the investigation. It’s just a pattern of obstinate behavior. 010
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hard 25 mile ride this morning. My legs are wrecked and I want to go back to bed. 011
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The last fight in the new Onimusha ain’t no joke 000
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bring back skibidi-toilet you cowards 000
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Screaming at the wall here but if a car company sold a car or a plumber provided plumbing services as bad as this the owners would go to prison 2274
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonJesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fetterman looks like he tells his boss “we got him” when he only actually saw him fall into the river 729041
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I appreciate people want to join the “John Fetterman looks like…” series but it needs to make sense. You can’t say “John Fetterman looks like Ursula from the little mermaid” because no he doesn’t, that isn’t true. Instead, go with “he looks like someone cruella hired to steal a litter of puppies” 4834528
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s been a minute since I’ve bought ammo. And holy shitballs. $130 for 500 rounds of FMJ 9mm. $80 for 150 rounds of 5.56 Whose dick do I gotta suck to get cheaper ammo. 000
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Still thinking about how Barbarian was not at all what I thought and also thinking about *boop* 000
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Imma be honest… Barbarian is not what I thought it was gonna be. 000
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If there is one thing that is for sure. It's that when you're losing one war the only way to make things better is to get involved in another war. 000
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty Spoonironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns 1297696
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Everyone wants to publish: "Why I hate the democrats (negative)" and no one wants to publish me when I say "Why I hate the democrats (positive because they're right wing and I hate that)" 0243
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I used to be on a serious dose of Adderall 2 times a day and then I had a health scare that was completely unrelated but gave me anxiety about it. So I'm not sure I'm representative of the average experience. 010
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My coworkers are probably so confused. I talked so much in the last meeting I was in. 010
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wellbutrin as an ADHD alternative to Adderall wasn't cutting it. So... I took 5mg of Adderall. I used to be young. I used to be able to take more than a baby dose of amphetamine. Now I'm 40 and old and dead and my body hates amphetamines. 120
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonNatalie Korach @nataliekorach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The anonymous “senior administration official” behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, @oliverdarcy.bsky.social scoops www.status.news/p/white-hous...status.newsThe Source Behind The BanThe anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, Status has learned. 20624187
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Calling the Untuckit police on all you people illegally untucking your non-untuckable shirts. 110
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty Spoonmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Gavin Newsom is a Dem" "Gavin Newsom is actually a Republican" No, Gavin Newsom is rich and that's the only allegiance he has. The only thing that scummy fuckwit would ever to help others would be accidentally falling of a pedo-friend's mega yacht and making himself into a snack for the fish. 828242
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They’re trying to Zero Dark Thirty Saddam Hussein on TNT. 000
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Not fit to be president. If he were the nominee I’d sit it out and I’ve dragged myself to vote for Hilary, Biden, and Kamala none of whom I found particularly exciting. 110
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My entire life I’ve been regaled with the assurance that the left wanted to diminish the options you had for consumption. That they’d take your hamburgers, your guns, all the shit that makes you American. And yet only in the Trump admin have I been repeatedly told “maybe you don’t need that thing”. 010
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The scammers call themselves Bankers, CEOs, Politicians... The whole system is a legalized scam. 317860
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Taylor Lorenz is proof that Elon's ideological project at Twitter is working. Yeah, the lady who spends 18 hours a day online suddenly got more right wing after he took over, that was the point. 153544512
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Resident Evil was great.static.klipy.comTony The Tiger Says 'Grrrrrrreat!'ALT: Tony The Tiger Says 'Grrrrrrreat!' 000
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty Spoon-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 11/09/2026"this is what you need to do to win texas" -strategists who have never won texas 229536
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I dig that Glock is putting optic plates on most of their new handguns. It’s the one thing I always wanted on my gen 4 26 without having to send it off to get machined. 010
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I am very not great at Onimusha: Way of the Sword. But I’m having fun! 000
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonRAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pete Hegseth: “Europe needs the Strait of Hormuz more than we do. Get on a boat. This is their fight, not ours.” This is the dumbest and most disgraceful U.S. administration in American history. They started the war themselves, and now it’s: “This is your problem — go clean up the mess.” 73512
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bought a new gun. Glock 19 gen 6 with a Osight optic. Nothing more fun than dropping $900 at the gun store. Now I have to wait for time to actually go shooting. 011
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“This is going to ruin the tour” - ̶J̶u̶s̶t̶i̶n̶ ̶T̶i̶m̶b̶e̶r̶l̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶ Ed Sheeran 3693
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The average human only uses 10% of their rizz 626057
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trump just said he wants vaccines to have 20% doses so you go in for 5 different shots in 6 month intervals for one vaccine. He’s the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. 2133461
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty Spoonmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026remembering again when Jake Tapper loudly stuck up for Fox News when the Obama administration moved their chair in the briefing room to the second row 161445218
Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yeah man, this dude is a sack of shit. A dumb sack of shit who is reaping the results of his sowing. 140
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonZoe Tillman @zoetillman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026New: A judge suggested a court-appointed "neutral" overseer could allay concerns that DOJ might try to use a long-standing US fund to revive scrapped plans for a special $1.8B pool to compensate Trump supporters as victims of government "weaponization." On today's court action: buff.ly/V06Uzi2buff.lyJudge Floats US Fund Oversight Amid Trump ‘Weaponization’ FlapA federal judge suggested a court-appointed “neutral” overseer could allay concerns that the Justice Department might use a long-standing US fund to revive plans to compensate supporters of President… 15624
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786382555
Reposted by Occam’s Rusty SpoonCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Cost of diesel for a typical Los Angeles-to-Dallas truckload: $1,430 — up about $600, or 72%, from the day before the Feb. 28 strikes on Iran.” @bloomberg.com ⛽️ 22943791937
