Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 17hMake space enough between you. 91205174
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fanjonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026must keep posting or world will explodestatic.klipy.comSleepy Dog's Surprising Puppy EyesAlt: Sleepy Dog's tired Puppy Eyes 0184
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10/10/2026ME: if only the universe could give me a sign UNIVERSE: *touches nose, ears, and wipes forehead in a distinct pattern* ME: steal second base? 315134
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fanjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026holy shit!! artists!!! you guys!! pinlite.app someone made a pinterest facade site that just strips away all the dumb bullshit and gives you only the images this is AMAAZINNNGGGG. Not to mention the web 1.0 grey and blue link vibe lol 3460782182
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Make a band/musician meaty ZZ Top Sirloin Jimmy Eat Wagyu Red Hot Chili Pepper Steak 141
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026Juice xkcd.com/3308/ 373367511
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You have a typo I think. The second 01110100 should be 01101000. 120
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026DAMN IT! Audioslave is just one word -- nevermind. 020
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It is such a mystery why this might be happening. 010
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Grave Dohl [Yeah, I know I moved two letters over instead of just one, so sue me.] 121
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Does this include the hair on my head and body? If the neutrino interacted with an atom of my hair, would that still be me even though it is not living material? 000
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Make a band political: Jimmy Eat Libertarians 000
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "I Don't Know Shit!!! But I Feel Things!!!" Pin. Happy Monday, I am immediately making this my new email signature at work. collabs.shop/oefsbq 221231
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanDread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Aced my particle physics course by putting mind over matter 14523
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanLuke Bones 🦴🦴 @lukemeister.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not sure why the baseball announcers are talking about Saturn’s rings ;) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rings_o... 252
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Baseball should be played where god intended -- in domes where batters can hit the ball to the roofs and to the B rings. 000
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Watch out for the quiet ones and the loud ones and the ugly ones and the handsome ones 98225
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fanchadzia dax 🔞😷 @m00psy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026there are growing concerns that eating lead paint chips can damage cognition. here are some useful tips on how to consume lead and stay sharp! 🧪 16023
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Certain fonts with FLICK have the same issue. 010
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is a dance off. If you see this post a dance. 010
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He did play for the Atlanta Hawks, so.... theonion.com/christ-retur...theonion.comChrist Returns to NBAAfter a two-year hiatus, Jesus Christ returned to the NBA last night, taking the court with his former team, the Atlanta Hawks. Christ, who quit the sport in May 1994 to focus on spreading His message... 020
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanBenjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026People often ask me, "How is it being in Ohio?" knowing the attacks on higher education are acute here. But the fact is, nowhere is safe. Here's a story about senseless and devastating budget cuts in Minnesota. There is no political party that seriously defends higher education in the U.S. today. 412943
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Huh, I wonder why. It is a mystery. I fear we will never know. 020
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey @chanda.blacksky.app, @edyong209.bsky.social just advertised your book at his talk at @coschoolofmines.bsky.social 120
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780851991
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanSecrets and Laws @secretsandlaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🚨Exclusive🚨: I have exculpatory evidence in what is easily the dumbest congressional oversight episode of the year...maybe the decade. I was at the Iowa v. MD game & just looked at my pics & sure enough, someone who looks like Jack Smith is sitting in Sec 109, Row 1. Complete & total vindication! 371222222
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026With my expansive follower list, I am sure you might get an extra 1 or 2 follows. 010
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Follow Dr. SkySkull! He is awesome, full of physics knowledge, and not as spooky as his image. Let's get him above 100,000 followers! 120
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why is the title on the back cover like that? 130
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just you wait and see if I procrastinate 714167
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Feminize a band name Dead Milk Delivery Drivers 000
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shows they truly care about you and your money. 210
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanBrian Keith Jackson @bkjwordplay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s as simple as that. 341294480
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[Thom at the fish market] I want a perfect sole 1793
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The reflection doesn't look right. The fingers on the right hand are pointed while they are closed in the mirrored version. 000
Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fan @oajoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What brand of chainsaw? Does it sound like a Husqvarna? 040
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought 331889403
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse Fanmothra stewart @gorl.gay · 22/09/2026what if it happens today? 1486
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026"bed bug" and "colonizer" are synonyms 2718
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 64185634569
Reposted by Joe Kraus: Eclipse FanMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/09/2026"We didn’t so much lie to you as tell you stories that were untrue. We hoped the stories would add magic to your childhood and reassure you that capitalism is a fair system for everyone, instead of one in which some people can’t afford insulin while other people are Jeff Bezos." buff.ly/KM3opmgmcsweeneys.netSon, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”“You’ll probably hear this soon enough from the other kids on the playground anyway, so I might as well tell you. Santa isn’t real, the Tooth Fairy is imagin... 4501145