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Not him who punched the horse.

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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/09/2026
My advice to Tottenham would be to throw money at it.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 30/07/2026
[exhalted puff of the cheeks] Even I’m thinking of starting a podcast today, if only in order to have an emergency one.
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Trott3r 💦🥩 @trott3r.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's a stacked deck favouring 6 clubs and no one else is able to compete. See also spurs about to spunk a fortune on Brighton's best centre half after finishing 17th twice.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 25/05/2026
Anyone up for another ‘moneyspinning’ end of season tour? #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/12/2025
In Germany during the week I met a dog in a bag. Definitely eyeing up my XXL Bratwurst im Brotchen but I convinced myself irrespective of that he just wanted to be mates. Apparently it says here we drew 2-2. #Travel
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
#NUFC
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Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Don't be coming over here from whatever they're calling twitter dot com these days with this sort of shite mind. I'm a fan of the big lad but he's notched against a pirate radio station so let's not get carried away
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/11/2025
Somebody has just said ‘Jurgen Bagsmann’ so I’ve come to sit in a quiet room for a bit.
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Rob @samuraipizzarob.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Tuchel the kind of maverick that would switch Burn to right back.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/11/2025
Nick Pope in goal. Dan Burn marshalling things in front of him. Anthony Gordon playing well until that hip goes again. That’s an England team the country can get behind.
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Chris Waugh @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
🔲 (Sir) Les Ferdinand on THAT Dan Burn header ⚽ 🔳 #NUFC = cup team? 🏆 🔲 Impressive #UCL position 🇪🇺 🔳 Why Silverstone's race as CCO is run 🏁 🔲 Brentford (A) is the real test 😬 🎧 New free-to-listen @podonthetyne.bsky.social w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social & Taylor Payne: pod.fo/e/34cbcb
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Pod On The Tyne: A show about Newcastle United: Ridiculous to sublime: Burn's heady header eases pain of Hammer horror
Newcastle United delivered a routine Champions League win and, at the halfway point in the first stage, they are sixth in the League league. The headlines were all about a header on Wednesday night...
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Paul Lynch @pdl1.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I'm going to screenshot this and send it to him 😉
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025
There was a Liverpool fan that told me a few weeks ago he’d be back November 1st to check Twitter, to see if I was still talking about Isak. He never got back to me. 🤔
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
From Craig Hope's latest #NUFC
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George Caulkin @georgecaulkin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Basically, if you want to hear a man (me) declaring his undying love for a man heading a football - and why wouldn’t you? - then here is Pod on the Tyne Extra Tyne. Feat. @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social @taylorpayne.bsky.social @podonthetyne.bsky.social #NUFC podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm
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Pod On The Tyne | Pod On The Tyne
An independent podcast covering Newcastle United Football Club with Taylor Payne, Chris Waugh, and George Caulkin.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025
Twitter account got banned again. It’s that time of year once more, friends. Not even for cool things like copyright infringements this time either. Pathetically this time round it just looks like using OldTweetdeck is getting flagged by their algorithms, so give it a swerve if you’re still on it.
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George Caulkin @georgecaulkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Our free midweek pod is out now: a chat about who and what this version of #NUFC is, what’s clicking and not, plus two big matches as the League Cup defence begins & Arsenal head to SJP … @podonthetyne.bsky.social @taylorpayne.bsky.social @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social podfollow.com/podonthetyne...
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Pod On The Tyne: A show about Newcastle United: What is this version of Newcastle United?
Recorded a mere 24 hours after the snore-fest at the Vitality Stadium, with George barely back through the marble portico which fronts Caulkin Manor, we're already moving on to a new week and yet m...
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 03/08/2025
Verify that I’m a grown up? Good luck.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 05/06/2025
You’ll not believe what you’re missing out on over at Twitter. They’re lying to eachother about transfers.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 24/04/2025
That’s Eddie Howe AND me at the game this weekend in case any of you are wondering where all the sharp football minds are. Trequartista.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/04/2025
Lifestyle update: Got a new ‘cheap’ pot in an effort to organise my calligraphy tools. #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/04/2025
Reckon I’ve only bothered with trousers for five days since Wembley. This is quite dangerous. I was half tempted to sit with my feet up in the Leazes against Brentford. Nothing worries me anymore.
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Amanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
And he’ll love all the backlash.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 23/03/2025
This time last week I was in The White Horse outside Wembley, hugging people. Telling them Jason Tindall is gonna be absolutely insufferable for the easily annoyed now. Bliss.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 18/03/2025
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Mark Douglas @msidouglas.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A piece I feared I might never get to write. ⚪️⚫️⚪️🏆 Dan Burn told me two years ago the players who won a trophy for #nufc would be 'like gods' in the city. Now he belongs in that pantheon. Drink it in (again). Read here 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 17/03/2025
Just about to go get our train home. Completely different to this time two years ago.. Absolutely battered, hobbling along and wondering how fans of clubs that do ‘the double’ survive? I’m all for finding out down the line.
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George Caulkin @georgecaulkin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
6am starts, endeavour, repetition, colour-coded drills, forensic, pushes you to new heights, no excuses, tough, ambitious, driven, obsessional, blunt, spiky, absolutely meticulous, relentless & draining. The quiet ferocity of “super elite” Eddie Howe. #NUFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/619...
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How Howe manages Newcastle: At his desk at 6am, colour-coded drills and 'a little bit of edge'
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Emil Franchi @emilfranchi.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Japan Morning Commute @joefowler.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
You’re lucky, kick off is at 1.30am for me (and I have a 2 year old)
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Marts NUFC @shanghaimag.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The notion that you’ll be up early implies that you’ll have slept. I’m in bits already and can’t sleep properly a week out.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 08/03/2025
Eeee the excitement. Just to think this time next week I’ll have already sworn at two mates minimum because I’ll be up THIS early to get a train to London.
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Miguel @ikeychips.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I'm a member+(oooer) in pot 6 who managed somehow to get to 4 carabao games through official resale. The lucky streak needs to continue for the clubs sake...
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Mags+ but bought my Arsenal ticket through hospitality. No email for me 😢 but I’m flying to Newcastle for the game anyway. Will be class. Plz don’t lose. Again.
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Can't be more that 1500 left, and there's a heck of a lot of people wanting them in that pot. May the odds be ever in your favour.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 22/02/2025
I am surprised those Wembley tickets made it to Pot 6. But good luck to anyone here giving it a whirl.. Anyone missing out always has the option of burgling everyone once town has buggered off down to London. #Entrepreneurism
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 16/02/2025
‘Walk of Shame’ (informal) noun Phrase a) The act of walking home in the same clothes as the night before after successfully smashing tackle. b) Newcastle United’s first half tracking back at Manchester City yesterday.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/02/2025
Right, I’m entirely sorted for Wembley outside of being to afford a #pint down there. ‘Live Aid’ but it’s me being paid NOT to play guitar around town.
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Lee @lee923.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I've even read an official statement breaking it down and still don't believe
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
bsky.app/profile/mich...
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Gavoth @gavoth.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
£17.34m according to Juves accountant.
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Maybe Juve are the new Forest. We're going to take it in turns to trade at inflated prices for tactical PSR reasons.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It’s true. A deal Del Boy would’ve been proud of.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 03/02/2025
I’m just checking Lloyd Kelly has gone to Juventus for £20m on here too, just so I’m sure Twitter isn’t tugging my tackling gear.
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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Roger had a knack of reporting on highlights footage of #nufc but describing a goal (often from Quinn or McGhee) well before it actually went in the net.🤣
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 31/01/2025
Roger Thames was sitting a few rows in front on our flight back to Newcastle the other day. Just incase you’re wondering what the stars are up to.. #TMZ
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Emil Franchi @emilfranchi.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Emil Franchi @emilfranchi.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Is that Andy Griffin’s kit from the Juve game?
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 16/01/2025
The ‘95-97 kit got reissued just the other day, and all of a sudden people are speculatively talking about Newcastle United being in the title race. Hand over the Turin Shroud to the Oxfam shop in town. We’ve discovered an even more awe-inspiring piece of clothing.
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Mark @chebsoot.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
#SeeNowtWithThreatLevel
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