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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As the Premier League has a 'fit and proper persons test' for new owners, is there a review process if current owners do bad things? Asking for a friend. #shampagnesupernova #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Thomas gutted to give away a soft penalty there but he can console himself with a quick look in the mirror at those lovely 🦃 teeth #nufc #NEWHUL

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Great response to Monday's debacle. Keep the pressure on! #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Is it just me or is the SJP grass on the long side? Thiaw in particular keeps under hitting passes. Could be Mr Vertical's instructions of course. #nufc #NEWHUL

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well, I for one have lost all the respect I ever had for Ed #Sheeran. Oh, wait....

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Looks like Farke's fed his team raw meat and Jaissle's fed his haribo. #nufc #LEENEW

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We look every inch like a team with 18 and 20 year olds in the middle of the pitch. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Where's Lewis Hall here? Well out of position 😜🤣🤣 #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I get MJ wants quick 'vertical' passing. But no matter how u dress it up, we hump the ball up to the forward positions when we play with no centre forward. Asking Willock/Elanga/MFP to challenge against big ugly Championship CBs is for the birds. Ball just keeps coming back. 1 more pass please #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Remind me. When did Andy Hinchliffe win the Balloon D'Or again? Every player on the pitch does something wrong in every single phase of play. What a fucking misery #nufc #MILNEW

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Farage, a man who was doing Cameo videos for £70 a pop as late as March 2026, apparently turned up to a meeting to discuss a half-million donation and "wasn't really listening". What utter contempt he has for the very democracy, country, and people that he claims to love.

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Big Nick coming on for Juve. Milan winning 1-0 #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Gonzalez for £50m is a great deal. What with Anderson going to City for £116m and us getting nothing by way of sell-on.. is it too far fetched to think these deals were set out as far back as when we sold Anderson to Forest? We effectively get the sell-on amount in a reduced Gonzalez fee? #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

New Training Kit sponsor? Seems to have gone under the radar a bit? Seems appropriate given the current home kit #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Not had a chance to properly look at all the TG images but seems clear this will be no Etihad Campus with mini stadium etc. That simply wouldn't fly in the Green Belt and historic parklands and listed building settings. GIS isn't a sustainable answer for the lasses team so I'm intrigued to more..

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Great news on the training ground. This doesn't get to be public until the club & council are confident that, through the confidential pre-application process, a planning application will gain support. Suspect the early 2027 date is down to the time it takes to complete an env impact as'ment. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Is this badge thing what they can enshitification these days? #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

New managers often mean new chances for squad players. Who do we think might get more of a look in with Jaissle. I feel like Murphy and Shahar might step on in the cup games and, left field pick.. move Big Joe to CB? He could do a job there and has filled in during games before. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

One good thing about Bruno buggering off to play for legohead is that the dafty who does the matchday announcements won't be doing that 'Bruuuuunooo' thing anymore. No more Brunos please Mr Wilson. #nufc

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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The external debt of 3 of the Euro superleague clubs. Absolutely scandalous. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It wasn't many moons ago that #nufc hardly ever sold a player for more than they paid for him. We've become infinitely better at player trading. We even made £15m on Lloyd Kelly last season. 🤯 Trust the process.

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Please tell me Matthias Jaissle doesn't rigidly stick to a 4-3-3 at all times? #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I wonder if Bamba's signing is an indication Howe might move to a 4-2-3-1 formation, allowing Big Nick to sit behind Wissa/Osula/a.n. other? Potentially future-proofs us for life after Bruno... Miley being the other double pivot with Bamba. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

From wiki: 'Balogun was born in Brooklyn, New York...His parents were living in London, and visited New York when his mother was seven months pregnant with him. Airline staff did not allow her to board.. and Balogun was subsequently born in New York.' Good old birthright citizenship eh Donny?

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Now Tonali's gone, I can finally get something off my chest... 'Sandro, Ole, Ole, Ole' we sang. Fella's Italian not Spanish. Never made any sense to me. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Pavlovic stinking the place out again #WC2026 #GERPAR

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

She's just a weird human isn't she? Tone-deaf. Digging out Miliband for being absent when his Mum only recently passed-away. Failing to recognise Starmer's resignation in any human sense. Called out by both the speaker and Davey for choice of words. Truly awful #PMQs

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Carceral Abolition @carceralabolition.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Mural in San Andrés Cholula, Mexico www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgain...

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

This is Sandro/Milan's problem in a nutshell: Burnley earnings from relegation: €57.8m Inter earnings from winning Serie A: €15.7m Milan finished 5th and will not be in the UCL next season. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Tonali's a lovely footballer but his inconsistent, occasional flakiness and tendancy to go missing in big games is so very Spursy. Get a good fee and replace well and I'm not that bothered. No loyalty in football #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Well, it's silly season again. 'Hey, (owners and directors of football of my team), forget the player you've scouted for months and have tonnes of data on. Sign this lad I've spent 15 minutes watching at the World Cup whilst having my tea...' #wc2026 #nufc #worldcup

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

In my day job, I once had to review the plans for Wayne Rooney's house. It had a study. Can't imagine it saw much use #BBC #WC2026 #worldcup

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

These idiots only ever seem to fancy a riot about something in the summer months. They never seem that passionate and unable to control their emotions when it's 2 degrees, dark and pissing down. #Belfast #Southampton

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

The football community moaned when Barcelona first got a shirt sponsor after 107 years, yet #nufc offer fans the chance to buy a sponsor-less kit and there's nowt but wingeing. Personally, the bigger the logo, the better on that thing.

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

#nufc strolling into the summer with as much fortitude and diligence as Emma Raducanu. Shitshow. #FULNEW

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

France's forwards selected for WC: Maghnes Akliouche (Monaco), Bradley Barcola (PSG), Rayan Cherki (Man City), Ousmane Dembele (PSG), Desire Doue (PSG), Michael Olise (Bayern Munich), Kylian Mbappe (Real Madrid), Jean-Phillipe Mateta (Crystal Palace), Marcus Thuram (Inter Milan). #nufc #eng #help

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

An injury prone Reece James and recovering Timo Livramento as well as a mentally dubious and potentially relegated Djed Spence over Lewis Hall is bonkers #nufc #eng

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Nail on the head mate. Do you think a Para 215 argument would fly? Difficult to say Impact = < 'substantial harm'... Para 214 so much harder to overcome. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Acquisition of Leazes Terrace makes sense for a few reasons: Get rid of potential objectors to a planning application; improve the listed building = brownie points; re-use as corporate hospitality space and offices; decanting admin space for SJP for more hospitality. #nufc

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Chris Waugh @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

⚫ £20m-£25m outlay 💸 ⚪ But UEFA benefit? 🔍 ⚫ NOT a sign club are staying/expanding St James' Park 🏟️ ⚪ 'Optionality' for SJP rebuild AND new stadium 🔮 ⚫ PIF commitment? 🇸🇦 👀 Revealed: The undisclosed details behind #NUFC's purchase of Leazes Terrace: www.nytimes.com/athletic/728...

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Newcastle complete purchase of key Leazes Terrace buildings adjacent to St James’ Park

Newcastle sources insist this acquisition offers the club

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Like Robert Lee in his prime, that. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Tonali's speculative flicks are symptomatic of a player who's heart's not really in it. Hope he proves me wrong. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

It's not happened overnight, but Nick Pope's hands have now morphed completely to be table tennis bats. The man is incapable/unwilling to catch anything these days. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

It won't be easy for Forest to recover physically or emotionally to play us on Sunday. They've put a lot into their past 3 games in the last 7 days. City Ground will probably be a bit flat and we need to start quickly. #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

You can't tell me the 5 mins (or whatever) for the VAR check didn't lead to Tino's groin going. Standing around then having to sprint is not what any physio would prescribe 🤬 #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Howay Bruno. 50p says he gets booked... 😂 #nufc

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Slowpuncheur @slowpuncheur.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Sporting fans with a rambunctious rendition of O Mondo Sabe Qué at kick-off. How do Arsenal respond?? Same old turgid BS about them being the best football team the world has ever seen. Does anyone ever believe that when they sing it? #UCL #SPOARS #AFC

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