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Not him who punched the horse.

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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 25/05/2026
Anyone up for another ‘moneyspinning’ end of season tour? #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/12/2025
In Germany during the week I met a dog in a bag. Definitely eyeing up my XXL Bratwurst im Brotchen but I convinced myself irrespective of that he just wanted to be mates. Apparently it says here we drew 2-2. #Travel
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/04/2025
Lifestyle update: Got a new ‘cheap’ pot in an effort to organise my calligraphy tools. #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 18/03/2025
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/12/2024
Out with 7 others that have all called it horrific. 8/10 £4.95 a half
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 04/12/2024
Judge away.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 04/12/2024
SANDRO OLE OLE OLE.. 🥲
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 29/11/2024
#Lovely..
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 29/11/2024
Happy weekend. Whatever Portuguese is for ‘fuck me this Sagres is gassy’.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 27/11/2024
One half-step off the revolving dance floor, ‘The Boat’ Newcastle Quayside (2000).
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 25/11/2024
Off and #running.
The Guinness. Tenner says somebody will mention the fact I haven’t split the G.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 23/11/2024
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 19/11/2024
28 years ago today. The most stupid man you’ll ever see punches a Newcastle player. #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 18/11/2024
Howay man Twitter..
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 18/11/2024
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 18/11/2024
Important task. A week of planning a mini pub crawl before the match next Monday.. #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 17/11/2024
Italy have picked Tottenham’s Vicario in goal tonight vs France.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 17/11/2024
17th November 1991. Liam o’Brien’s other goal at Roker. #NUFC Two big things of note here. 1) The days of goalkeepers being able to pick up the backpass. 2) The Policeman.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 16/11/2024
The energy I bring to Bluesky
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 16/11/2024
It’s a gift.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 16/11/2024
*Fires distress flare*
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 16/11/2024
Cheeseburger and Coca-Cola from a glass bottle here. Had one in each hand and realised the situation I’d found myself in.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 15/11/2024
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 15/11/2024
Still listing teams by number, I see.. #amf Wilson still out.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/11/2024
You can tell a transfer window is nearing. This Lee Clark saga has taken another twist. #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/11/2024
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/11/2024
It’s all kicking off at the club. It’s that Wimbledon away curse again. #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/11/2024
Make social media happy again.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/11/2024
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/11/2024
Me on reading this, internally.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/11/2024
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/11/2024
Still going through old Dropbox.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/11/2024
Think of the blue ticks. 🫗
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/11/2024
Ah yes, the Emmanuel Riviere promotional video. A desperate effort to sell him for actual currency. Another huge failure for everyone involved. #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/11/2024
Remembered one of my Dropbox passwords, lads. Full of me trying to barge on in the then meme of the day. 🫡
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/11/2024
I still reckon we’ll have our day. It’s part of what keeps me going back. We’ve been due one a good 30+ years after all.. #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 09/11/2024
Firm handshakes.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 09/11/2024
‘Evening..
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 08/11/2024
#Content
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/11/2024
Where’d that year go? I think I’ve still got €10 credit on my stadium card. They’re not daft those Germans. #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/10/2024
The final game of any importance played at knackered old Goodison Park. All I came back with was a cold.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 15/08/2024
After this coming weekend our next home 3pm kick off is the 19th of October. The socialite in me is going to be all over the place. You can only feed the human body so many Red Bulls before a 1:30pm Sunday kick off. #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/08/2024
#NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/08/2024
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