NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 25/05/2026Anyone up for another ‘moneyspinning’ end of season tour? #NUFC 071
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/12/2025In Germany during the week I met a dog in a bag. Definitely eyeing up my XXL Bratwurst im Brotchen but I convinced myself irrespective of that he just wanted to be mates. Apparently it says here we drew 2-2. #Travel 0120
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/04/2025Lifestyle update: Got a new ‘cheap’ pot in an effort to organise my calligraphy tools. #NUFC 1280
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/12/2024Out with 7 others that have all called it horrific. 8/10 £4.95 a half 540
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 29/11/2024Happy weekend. Whatever Portuguese is for ‘fuck me this Sagres is gassy’. 5280
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 27/11/2024One half-step off the revolving dance floor, ‘The Boat’ Newcastle Quayside (2000). 1243
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 19/11/202428 years ago today. The most stupid man you’ll ever see punches a Newcastle player. #NUFC 4261
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 18/11/2024Important task. A week of planning a mini pub crawl before the match next Monday.. #NUFC 4200
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 17/11/2024Italy have picked Tottenham’s Vicario in goal tonight vs France. 290
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 17/11/202417th November 1991. Liam o’Brien’s other goal at Roker. #NUFC Two big things of note here. 1) The days of goalkeepers being able to pick up the backpass. 2) The Policeman. 124611
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 16/11/2024Cheeseburger and Coca-Cola from a glass bottle here. Had one in each hand and realised the situation I’d found myself in. 370
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 15/11/2024Still listing teams by number, I see.. #amf Wilson still out. 390
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/11/2024You can tell a transfer window is nearing. This Lee Clark saga has taken another twist. #NUFC 140
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/11/2024It’s all kicking off at the club. It’s that Wimbledon away curse again. #NUFC 1240
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/11/2024Ah yes, the Emmanuel Riviere promotional video. A desperate effort to sell him for actual currency. Another huge failure for everyone involved. #NUFC 030
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/11/2024Remembered one of my Dropbox passwords, lads. Full of me trying to barge on in the then meme of the day. 🫡 1162
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/11/2024I still reckon we’ll have our day. It’s part of what keeps me going back. We’ve been due one a good 30+ years after all.. #NUFC 15431
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/11/2024Where’d that year go? I think I’ve still got €10 credit on my stadium card. They’re not daft those Germans. #NUFC 2270
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/10/2024The final game of any importance played at knackered old Goodison Park. All I came back with was a cold. 110
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 15/08/2024After this coming weekend our next home 3pm kick off is the 19th of October. The socialite in me is going to be all over the place. You can only feed the human body so many Red Bulls before a 1:30pm Sunday kick off. #NUFC 1140