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Fred Bojangles

@fredbojangles.bsky.social
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Dad (boy and cat) husband, avid NUFC supporter, PS5 & retro gamer and lover of all things amusing. A bit of law every now and again. Likes or follows are not an endorsement. Here for the larks! Tynedale, Northumberland.

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hear me out on this, but I was sceptical about the PL investigation being able to financially sustain itself against MCFC lawfare and suspected a whitewash would ensue. Now the position is official, either all of the 19 member clubs have agreed to indemnify, or one deep-pocketed member has...? #nufc
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having been there a fair few times in the last few years with meagre returns to show for it, for the first time in a long time, I'm relishing the next visit to the blue side of Manchester #nufc
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Erling Haaland next season:
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hundreds of charges, you'll never sing that 🤣 #MCFC #NUFC
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Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺 @gemmagould.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Right fuck this. I have reported Danny Tommo’s YouTube video and I implore others to do the same. They are platforming a man who live streamed himself essentially committing a crime and he will be making money off of it as well. Please please report the video www.youtube.com/live/lkeZbk8...
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On reflection it was maybe a bad idea to let the entire squad run the Great North Run the day before a match #nufc
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well that was fun. 🏃☀️
My GNR 2026 T-shirt and finishers medal
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🔥 WATCH: “Trump lies and lies. None of what he said is true. For 25 years Trump has lied about 9/11 to put himself in the story and make himself the hero.” Best-selling author @jeffpearlman recounts Trump’s sick, narcissistic lies about 9/11 and other tragedies.
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of these attacking players needs to take responsibility for taking the game by the scruff of the neck and make something happen. Far too many just playing percentages. #nufc
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bob Roberts (1990) Accurately predicting the rise of populism, this movie deserves significant cultural re-evaluation.
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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shame Spurs couldn't bring on a Beyonce concert at 80mins, might have made a contest out of it.
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓⚔️
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Match day today. Into these Scouse scruffs. #HWTL #NUFC
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
James Trafford is a right geek based on that interview. Bullet dodged imo #nufc
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Eddie Mackalicious @eddiemack5.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's preseason. Calm down. #NUFC
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Amidst #nufc doom and gloom, to try and lift the mood. We've got back to back home friendlies in 3 days with a paying public crowd so he can't just go all out to win all three games. These are kickabouts to get minutes into legs and test some of the training ground ideas out but with limits.
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess Wrong answers only #FilmSky 🎥
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Queen Xenomorph from Aliens
ALT: Queen Xenomorph from Aliens
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'd really like to see some proper journalism. Next time Bruno G sits down for a press conference, ask directly about forcing the move via intermediaries. Do the research, expose this charade. Happening in plain sight. #nufc @bbc5live.bsky.social @theguardian.com @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk
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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not interested in any "farewell messages", thanks. You got the move you agitated for and orchestrated behind the scenes with your little "super agent" leaking and feeding little bits of information to put pressure on Newcastle. You weedled your way out as soon as we had a poor season. Just go.
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What I really don't get is how this top 6 approach doesn't filter down the food chain. We're capable of paying players much higher wages than the likes of Leeds. Why aren't we bullying them in the market for their best prospects the way the cartel clubs bully us? #nufc
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 03/08/2026
Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Czech Republic international goalkeeper Lukáš Horníček from Portuguese side SC Braga. The 24-year-old joins for an undisclosed fee and has penned a five-year-deal at St. James’ Park. Welcome to Newcastle United, Lukáš 🖤🤍
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Now that would be a funny twist 🤣
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rooney giving zero fucks has been the highlight of the game. #SPAARG #FIFA #BBC
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fair play to Leo Messi. Often described as playing the game in ways no other has, his parting gift to the sport is as a pioneer. I, for one, never thought a football/ karate hybrid would work but that just shows what I know. #SPAARG #FIFA #WORLDCUP
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Spare a thought for those who paid a King's ransom to watch what is either a glorified friendly or the most expensive pre-season warm up in history #FRAENG
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The BBC TV licence QR code thing looks like Auntie desperately clinging on to what appears to be a dying mode of funding an independent, politically neutral, corporate influence free broadcaster. I want it to remain in place but the threats it faces are hard. #FRAENG
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Scripted. No way does a team that pulls shirts and kicks an opponent that much in the first half not get a player sent of if they haven't got Lio Messi in it. #worldcup #engarg
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just to put things into context a little bit. 7 ½ years ago we paid a record fee for a player. That isn't a lot of time. The player? Miggy. The fee? £21m. At the time it was immense. Now we're all losing our heads over buying players at £40-60m and flipping them for £100m-odd. Perspective #nufc
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Unfortunately, his arms just seem too little #NORENG
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's the ¼ final of the World Cup in a match featuring the favourites to win the tournament. Just after half time and the stadium looks like this... Fiasco. Football should be for football fans. #fifa #cashgrab #corruption
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
With Gordon gone, Barnes should be 1st choice LW. As he should have been when in form last season. With Tonali gone, Miley should be 1st choice CM. As he should have been last season. If we can't keep Bruno then we need a replacement but we've money to spend It's not all doom and gloom. #nufc
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm sure the Orange-in-Chief will complain that the postal goals that Belgium scored shouldn't have counted towards the result. #USABEL #FIFA
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Get up ya. Go on Belgium.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Has FIFA told us what the final score in Monday’s USA v Belgium game is going to be yet?
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Congratulations Gianni. You've proven that it's possible, through unashamed, publicly demonstrated greed, corruption and incompetence, to suck every last ounce of joy from what should be the greatest sports tournament in the world. Clown 🤡. #fifa #worldcup
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Howay Bruno, into them #nufc
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Rumoured interest in Nick Pope today for around £5m. He signed for around £10m on a 4y contract, so any fee we get is now profit. Take it and run thanks for the memories Nick. #nufc
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Living rent free.
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Robert Saint Lawrence @robertsaintlawrence.bandcamp.com · 13/06/2026
A photo featuring Elon Musk standing behind a podium bearing the Seal of the President of the United States. He is wearing a black suit and has his right arm extended straight out and upward in a salute gesture. The background shows a blue backdrop with white stars, all set within a thick red frame. Stylized white text at the bottom reads: "BEHOLD THE WORLD'S 1ST TRILLIONAIRE".

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Subject: Elon Musk, looking forward with a tense or intense facial expression.

 Pose: He is standing behind a dark blue presidential podium. His right arm is raised straight up at a diagonal angle with his hand flat, mimicking a stiff-armed salute.

 Setting & Symbols: The podium prominently displays the circular “Seal of the President of the United States.” Behind him is a layered blue stage background adorned with rows of white five-pointed stars, reminiscent of a political campaign rally.

 Framing & Text: The entire scene is enclosed in a solid red border. At the bottom of the image, the words "BEHOLD THE WORLD'S 1ST TRILLIONAIRE" are written in a bold, white, gothic/blackletter font.

#4R #FEM
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Phew! 50k applicants for a #nufc season ticket. Assuming 20% of those are time wasters or bots, that's still 40k season ticket holders to be added to the 30k existing ones. If you want tourists and corporates to be able to access the ground as well then a 70-80k seater stadium is necessary.
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
As someone who loved playing the game when I was younger, but rarely watches it as a spectator, why do #nba fans cheer baskets so enthusiastically in anything other than the last minute of the 4th quarter?
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Saw #backrooms with my 15yr old lad - a joy and a half. I love dearly the fact that Gen Z has started developing original IP that isn't a franchise or a remake. Less happy with the teenagers in the cinema, including 2 behind me who never shut up, who think it's okay to disrupt others' enjoyment.
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Regardless of the outcome of this match, it's more than likely that Bournemouth will be in Europe next year. A minnow of a club with limited resources, praise needs to go to Iraola and their squad, but #nufc supporters should note that this is the house that Eddie built.
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
🌿🤎 we all are this kitty today 🤎🤍💚 #caturday 🤎🤍💚
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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Please retweet.
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Back on Prime, so I think I'm going to have to get this old bad boy on again. #classicmovie #connery
A photo of a TV screen showing Amazon Prime UK subscribers can watch the John McTiernan movie The Hunt for Red October as part of their subscription.
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Haircut and a hot towel shave in the MetroCentre. Might as well do something for the mental wellbeing before the inevitable happens #nufc
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