NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/09/2026Arsenal need to get my sweet boy out on the pitch running around, none of this ‘benched’ nonsense or he’s going to be the size of a house by Christmas. Boom-Boomo Guimaraes sweating while walking in games. That’s not going to look very sixty milliony. 010
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/09/2026I think a start would be for De Zerbi to stop doing ‘that’ with his hair. Nobody respects a man doing that, and he’s supposed to be a leader. Surprised it doesn’t come up in press conferences. But nobody seems to be allowed to ask that Brighton manager what he’s done to himself over the summer. So… 031
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/09/2026Definitely not on a goalkeeper, or a midfielder that’s aware of what’s behind him. 020
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/09/2026My advice to Tottenham would be to throw money at it. 6443
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 30/07/2026You haven’t seen John Carver in over five years…………….. Well… etc. etc. 010
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 30/07/2026There’d be a full musical outro (me), like Cilla Black on ‘Surprise Surprise’, and an unfortunate section where somebody does an impression of what they think our new gegenpressing overlord sounds like (again me). 350
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 30/07/2026Just quashing rumours that I’m involved in the new managerial process before they kick off. 220
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 30/07/2026[exhalted puff of the cheeks] Even I’m thinking of starting a podcast today, if only in order to have an emergency one. 2383
Reposted by NUFCThreatLevelTrott3r 💦🥩 @trott3r.bsky.social · 04/06/2026It's a stacked deck favouring 6 clubs and no one else is able to compete. See also spurs about to spunk a fortune on Brighton's best centre half after finishing 17th twice. 192
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 25/05/2026Anyone up for another ‘moneyspinning’ end of season tour? #NUFC 071
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/12/2025In Germany during the week I met a dog in a bag. Definitely eyeing up my XXL Bratwurst im Brotchen but I convinced myself irrespective of that he just wanted to be mates. Apparently it says here we drew 2-2. #Travel 0120
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/11/2025I actually thought they looked very good tonight. Jetro (leaving it) FM or whatever they’re called. 000
Reposted by NUFCThreatLevelAdamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Don't be coming over here from whatever they're calling twitter dot com these days with this sort of shite mind. I'm a fan of the big lad but he's notched against a pirate radio station so let's not get carried away 131
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/11/2025Somebody has just said ‘Jurgen Bagsmann’ so I’ve come to sit in a quiet room for a bit. 120
Reposted by NUFCThreatLevelRob @samuraipizzarob.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Tuchel the kind of maverick that would switch Burn to right back. 021
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/11/2025Nick Pope in goal. Dan Burn marshalling things in front of him. Anthony Gordon playing well until that hip goes again. That’s an England team the country can get behind. 120
Reposted by NUFCThreatLevelChris Waugh @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social · 07/11/2025🔲 (Sir) Les Ferdinand on THAT Dan Burn header ⚽ 🔳 #NUFC = cup team? 🏆 🔲 Impressive #UCL position 🇪🇺 🔳 Why Silverstone's race as CCO is run 🏁 🔲 Brentford (A) is the real test 😬 🎧 New free-to-listen @podonthetyne.bsky.social w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social & Taylor Payne: pod.fo/e/34cbcbpod.foPod On The Tyne: A show about Newcastle United: Ridiculous to sublime: Burn's heady header eases pain of Hammer horrorNewcastle United delivered a routine Champions League win and, at the halfway point in the first stage, they are sixth in the League league. The headlines were all about a header on Wednesday night... 066
Reposted by NUFCThreatLevelPaul Lynch @pdl1.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I'm going to screenshot this and send it to him 😉 011
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025There was a Liverpool fan that told me a few weeks ago he’d be back November 1st to check Twitter, to see if I was still talking about Isak. He never got back to me. 🤔 110
Reposted by NUFCThreatLevelGrey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025From Craig Hope's latest #NUFC 4214
Reposted by NUFCThreatLevelGeorge Caulkin @georgecaulkin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Basically, if you want to hear a man (me) declaring his undying love for a man heading a football - and why wouldn’t you? - then here is Pod on the Tyne Extra Tyne. Feat. @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social @taylorpayne.bsky.social @podonthetyne.bsky.social #NUFC podonthetyne.supportingcast.fmpodonthetyne.supportingcast.fmPod On The Tyne | Pod On The TyneAn independent podcast covering Newcastle United Football Club with Taylor Payne, Chris Waugh, and George Caulkin. 1274
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025Temu has sadly been replaced by a betting company that isn’t even legal in the UK. People promoting it, and selling their respect with others for something like £10 a month. If they’re lucky. 130
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025The internet is full of sad weirdos, I hereby present myself for starters.. 000
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025I don’t think I looked at my ‘For You’ tab other than accidentally once in at least a year. 110
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025It’s largely the same, you have to blot a lot of the political and downright racist shite out or it just consumes and depresses you. A Call of Duty lobby from 15 years ago in written form. 110
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025If people don’t want to get stick as they run around fields they should just award Newcastle United more free kicks. 020
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025I called the ref against Fulham one of those in a moment of heightened enthusiasm the other week, and we scored five minutes later. So there’s another tick in the positive box. 120
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025Twitter account got banned again. It’s that time of year once more, friends. Not even for cool things like copyright infringements this time either. Pathetically this time round it just looks like using OldTweetdeck is getting flagged by their algorithms, so give it a swerve if you’re still on it. 3120
Reposted by NUFCThreatLevelGeorge Caulkin @georgecaulkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Our free midweek pod is out now: a chat about who and what this version of #NUFC is, what’s clicking and not, plus two big matches as the League Cup defence begins & Arsenal head to SJP … @podonthetyne.bsky.social @taylorpayne.bsky.social @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social podfollow.com/podonthetyne...podfollow.comPod On The Tyne: A show about Newcastle United: What is this version of Newcastle United?Recorded a mere 24 hours after the snore-fest at the Vitality Stadium, with George barely back through the marble portico which fronts Caulkin Manor, we're already moving on to a new week and yet m... 184
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 03/08/2025It’s the only thing anybody uses the internet for! Damn my luck. 220
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 03/08/2025I don’t trust these things as far as I can throw them! 110
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 05/06/2025You’ll not believe what you’re missing out on over at Twitter. They’re lying to eachother about transfers. 4251
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 24/04/2025He’d love that little dancefloor near the door, he couldn’t fail to be noticed. The man’s domain. £4.95 House Black Russians all round. 120
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 24/04/2025I’m only going along with this as Eddie’s been unwell and needs the confidence. 100
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 24/04/2025That’s Eddie Howe AND me at the game this weekend in case any of you are wondering where all the sharp football minds are. Trequartista. 1240
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/04/2025There’s enough Chinese ‘stores’ knocking about doing these, I got the 16cm version here*: stonesing.com/products/lea... Base is cheaper looking, but it’d be hard to get all the winners listed on there I guess. *Anyone wondering, I don’t take freebies to promote them or anyone else on socials.stonesing.comLeague Cup Carabao Cup Trophy(Only 42cm With 2024-25 Newcastle UnitedLeague Cup Carobao Trophy(Indicate what ribbon you want) 020
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/04/2025Lifestyle update: Got a new ‘cheap’ pot in an effort to organise my calligraphy tools. #NUFC 1280
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/04/2025Reckon I’ve only bothered with trousers for five days since Wembley. This is quite dangerous. I was half tempted to sit with my feet up in the Leazes against Brentford. Nothing worries me anymore. 0110
Reposted by NUFCThreatLevelAmanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 23/03/2025And he’ll love all the backlash. 021
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 23/03/2025This time last week I was in The White Horse outside Wembley, hugging people. Telling them Jason Tindall is gonna be absolutely insufferable for the easily annoyed now. Bliss. 1120
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 17/03/2025I read this and give a sizeable sigh.. Maybe when I’m back in town. 110
Reposted by NUFCThreatLevelMark Douglas @msidouglas.bsky.social · 17/03/2025A piece I feared I might never get to write. ⚪️⚫️⚪️🏆 Dan Burn told me two years ago the players who won a trophy for #nufc would be 'like gods' in the city. Now he belongs in that pantheon. Drink it in (again). Read here 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba... 4889
NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 17/03/2025Just about to go get our train home. Completely different to this time two years ago.. Absolutely battered, hobbling along and wondering how fans of clubs that do ‘the double’ survive? I’m all for finding out down the line. 2420