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Not him who punched the horse.

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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/09/2026
Arsenal need to get my sweet boy out on the pitch running around, none of this ‘benched’ nonsense or he’s going to be the size of a house by Christmas. Boom-Boomo Guimaraes sweating while walking in games. That’s not going to look very sixty milliony.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/09/2026
I think a start would be for De Zerbi to stop doing ‘that’ with his hair. Nobody respects a man doing that, and he’s supposed to be a leader. Surprised it doesn’t come up in press conferences. But nobody seems to be allowed to ask that Brighton manager what he’s done to himself over the summer. So…
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/09/2026
Definitely not on a goalkeeper, or a midfielder that’s aware of what’s behind him.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/09/2026
This is my Tottenham Advisor account.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 12/09/2026
My advice to Tottenham would be to throw money at it.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 30/07/2026
You haven’t seen John Carver in over five years…………….. Well… etc. etc.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 30/07/2026
Putting the ‘log’ in ‘away day blog’. 👏🏻
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 30/07/2026
There’d be a full musical outro (me), like Cilla Black on ‘Surprise Surprise’, and an unfortunate section where somebody does an impression of what they think our new gegenpressing overlord sounds like (again me).
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 30/07/2026
Just quashing rumours that I’m involved in the new managerial process before they kick off.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 30/07/2026
[exhalted puff of the cheeks] Even I’m thinking of starting a podcast today, if only in order to have an emergency one.
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Trott3r 💦🥩 @trott3r.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's a stacked deck favouring 6 clubs and no one else is able to compete. See also spurs about to spunk a fortune on Brighton's best centre half after finishing 17th twice.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 25/05/2026
Anyone up for another ‘moneyspinning’ end of season tour? #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 13/12/2025
In Germany during the week I met a dog in a bag. Definitely eyeing up my XXL Bratwurst im Brotchen but I convinced myself irrespective of that he just wanted to be mates. Apparently it says here we drew 2-2. #Travel
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
#NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/11/2025
I actually thought they looked very good tonight. Jetro (leaving it) FM or whatever they’re called.
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Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Don't be coming over here from whatever they're calling twitter dot com these days with this sort of shite mind. I'm a fan of the big lad but he's notched against a pirate radio station so let's not get carried away
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 14/11/2025
Somebody has just said ‘Jurgen Bagsmann’ so I’ve come to sit in a quiet room for a bit.
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Rob @samuraipizzarob.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Tuchel the kind of maverick that would switch Burn to right back.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/11/2025
Nick Pope in goal. Dan Burn marshalling things in front of him. Anthony Gordon playing well until that hip goes again. That’s an England team the country can get behind.
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Chris Waugh @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
🔲 (Sir) Les Ferdinand on THAT Dan Burn header ⚽ 🔳 #NUFC = cup team? 🏆 🔲 Impressive #UCL position 🇪🇺 🔳 Why Silverstone's race as CCO is run 🏁 🔲 Brentford (A) is the real test 😬 🎧 New free-to-listen @podonthetyne.bsky.social w/ @georgecaulkin.bsky.social & Taylor Payne: pod.fo/e/34cbcb
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Pod On The Tyne: A show about Newcastle United: Ridiculous to sublime: Burn's heady header eases pain of Hammer horror
Newcastle United delivered a routine Champions League win and, at the halfway point in the first stage, they are sixth in the League league. The headlines were all about a header on Wednesday night...
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Paul Lynch @pdl1.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I'm going to screenshot this and send it to him 😉
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025
There was a Liverpool fan that told me a few weeks ago he’d be back November 1st to check Twitter, to see if I was still talking about Isak. He never got back to me. 🤔
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
From Craig Hope's latest #NUFC
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George Caulkin @georgecaulkin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Basically, if you want to hear a man (me) declaring his undying love for a man heading a football - and why wouldn’t you? - then here is Pod on the Tyne Extra Tyne. Feat. @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social @taylorpayne.bsky.social @podonthetyne.bsky.social #NUFC podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm
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Pod On The Tyne | Pod On The Tyne
An independent podcast covering Newcastle United Football Club with Taylor Payne, Chris Waugh, and George Caulkin.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025
Temu has sadly been replaced by a betting company that isn’t even legal in the UK. People promoting it, and selling their respect with others for something like £10 a month. If they’re lucky.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025
The internet is full of sad weirdos, I hereby present myself for starters..
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025
I don’t think I looked at my ‘For You’ tab other than accidentally once in at least a year.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025
It’s largely the same, you have to blot a lot of the political and downright racist shite out or it just consumes and depresses you. A Call of Duty lobby from 15 years ago in written form.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025
If people don’t want to get stick as they run around fields they should just award Newcastle United more free kicks.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025
I called the ref against Fulham one of those in a moment of heightened enthusiasm the other week, and we scored five minutes later. So there’s another tick in the positive box.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 06/11/2025
Twitter account got banned again. It’s that time of year once more, friends. Not even for cool things like copyright infringements this time either. Pathetically this time round it just looks like using OldTweetdeck is getting flagged by their algorithms, so give it a swerve if you’re still on it.
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George Caulkin @georgecaulkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Our free midweek pod is out now: a chat about who and what this version of #NUFC is, what’s clicking and not, plus two big matches as the League Cup defence begins & Arsenal head to SJP … @podonthetyne.bsky.social @taylorpayne.bsky.social @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social podfollow.com/podonthetyne...
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Pod On The Tyne: A show about Newcastle United: What is this version of Newcastle United?
Recorded a mere 24 hours after the snore-fest at the Vitality Stadium, with George barely back through the marble portico which fronts Caulkin Manor, we're already moving on to a new week and yet m...
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 04/08/2025
Here. That’s also my email signature!
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 03/08/2025
It’s the only thing anybody uses the internet for! Damn my luck.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 03/08/2025
I don’t trust these things as far as I can throw them!
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 03/08/2025
Haha
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 03/08/2025
Verify that I’m a grown up? Good luck.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 05/06/2025
You’ll not believe what you’re missing out on over at Twitter. They’re lying to eachother about transfers.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 24/04/2025
He’d love that little dancefloor near the door, he couldn’t fail to be noticed. The man’s domain. £4.95 House Black Russians all round.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 24/04/2025
I’m only going along with this as Eddie’s been unwell and needs the confidence.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 24/04/2025
That’s Eddie Howe AND me at the game this weekend in case any of you are wondering where all the sharp football minds are. Trequartista.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/04/2025
There’s enough Chinese ‘stores’ knocking about doing these, I got the 16cm version here*: stonesing.com/products/lea... Base is cheaper looking, but it’d be hard to get all the winners listed on there I guess. *Anyone wondering, I don’t take freebies to promote them or anyone else on socials.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/04/2025
Lifestyle update: Got a new ‘cheap’ pot in an effort to organise my calligraphy tools. #NUFC
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 07/04/2025
Reckon I’ve only bothered with trousers for five days since Wembley. This is quite dangerous. I was half tempted to sit with my feet up in the Leazes against Brentford. Nothing worries me anymore.
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Amanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
And he’ll love all the backlash.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 23/03/2025
This time last week I was in The White Horse outside Wembley, hugging people. Telling them Jason Tindall is gonna be absolutely insufferable for the easily annoyed now. Bliss.
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 18/03/2025
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 17/03/2025
I read this and give a sizeable sigh.. Maybe when I’m back in town.
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Mark Douglas @msidouglas.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A piece I feared I might never get to write. ⚪️⚫️⚪️🏆 Dan Burn told me two years ago the players who won a trophy for #nufc would be 'like gods' in the city. Now he belongs in that pantheon. Drink it in (again). Read here 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
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NUFCThreatLevel @nufcthreatlevel.com · 17/03/2025
Just about to go get our train home. Completely different to this time two years ago.. Absolutely battered, hobbling along and wondering how fans of clubs that do ‘the double’ survive? I’m all for finding out down the line.
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