Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Marvel fans need to prepare for a "very surprising ending" to Avengers: Doomsday 120
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've never noticed it before but just seen a clip of Thomas Tuchel and he has a very similar accent and delivery style to Werner Herzog. Not sure what anyone would do with this observation, probably wouldn't tell them this one on Parky tbh. 030
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People living in poverty, climate change wreaking havoc and the rise of race hate in the streets and in the actual sea, but yeah good news about pints at the match* *It isn't even actually a good decision. 052
Reposted by Adamf2384Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026MIRANDA: I'm not sure I like Mamdani appearing publicly with Trump CHARLOTTE: I like it, it shows we can all get along SAMANTHA: As long as he appears privately in my bedroom tonight CARRIE: Big brought an iced coffee to my mother's funeral 032
Reposted by Adamf2384Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Stop using the phrase "anti-migrant activist" you shit houses. I'll accept racist thugs if you don't want to print racist cunts. 0179
Reposted by Adamf2384A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I can’t tell you how fucking disgusting this is, coming from the poisonous dork who invented “STOP THE BOATS”—currently being chanted by balaclava-clad racists at a pogrom near you. 910521
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Imagine the hybrid accent Peter Lovenkrands would have if he'd joined Newcastle from Rangers earlier, hard vowel sounds peppering the already class Glaswegian/Danish mix up. 011
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mrs Price to the population of Pontypandy after Naughty Norman has, once again, had Fireman Sam and the lads out to rescue him from an entirely avoidable situation 020
Reposted by Adamf2384Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Very nice to hear a sane voice from Piddington. Serious respect to this woman, who is apparently already being othered by more bigoted villagers. 1062354688
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We've got ourselves a hate watch here. Surprised he didn't kiss the badge there 050
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Spurs thought they were going to do something this season. That lot have had more false dawns than a French and Saunders lookalike competition 040
Reposted by Adamf2384Ilikecaketoo (UK) @ilikecaketoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Disgraceful that the RNLI have to say this today, but here we are 😞. If you would like to donate👇🏻. rnli.org/support-us/g... #RNLI #RNLISavesLives 621934871
Reposted by Adamf2384Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026No arrests made because? 1 The police are shithouses who only bully pensioners with placards. 2 The police agree with the racist cunts. 3 The govt agrees with the racist cunts. 4. All of the above. 6103
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I don't want to hear anything about being hampered by the system or whatever when they're knocking back £15m (what was paid 9 years ago for him) for Jacob Murphy. I'm sure he's a canny kid, but that's crackers 160
Reposted by Adamf2384No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 27/01/2025If I was Fabrizio Romano I would simply wait until the transfer window closes and then see which footballers are playing for each team, it would be much easier 1347573
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I know old football tops have had a resurgence in popularity generally, but as a nostalgia move you'd think people would get ones from when their team were good. Those Spurs fans looking moody on TV are wearing pony tops, which is what they wore when they were lower mid table in the 90s 130
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Advice Alan followed after he got that windfall for getting chinned 011
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 22/08/2026There's a "Curbs, your enthusiasm?" crack to be had if the former West Ham and Charlton player and manager gets interviewed after the match here 020
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Anyone want a Roca Fella Records hand gesture marble statue while I'm down the shops? 010
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Bit of Blue on at the beach bar (Drivin by in the low ride, hands high when we fly by) means I have to remind the fam of the Lee Ryan 9/11 faux pas. Almost a quarter of a century since he said that, never forget 030
Reposted by Adamf2384Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Let's end pre-season on a high. HWTL 0366
Reposted by Adamf2384Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“Here are some minor changes to the badge which we’ll be consulting for three years. Oh, we’re going to limit your view, not tell you and put the price of your ticket up” 392
Reposted by Adamf2384Ben McKennaaaargh @benmckenna.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Starmer but with a New Order soundtrack. 194
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Dan, can you pose like you're on holiday, you've put your best clothes on to go out for pizza, but your Mam is still on the balcony of your hotel room and she's just told your Dad to get her another glass of Rosé?" "This any good for you?" 2111
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl Fallout" 140
Reposted by Adamf2384Trott3r 💦🥩 @trott3r.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Krug on the radar: when you have drank 8 pints of Guinness and finished the night off with a madras. Halfway to work you get a "krug on the radar" and nip in to a bookies before you get caught short. 111
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Krug on the radar" sounds like a slang term used by air traffic controllers for some sort of bollocks going on 140
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"It's part of a consultation on a new NUFC crest, T. They can't vote to keep the current one and have to choose from three that look like a spot the difference a kid has done using Microsoft paint. It's about recognition globally or some shit, I don't know" #NUFC 2164
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Buy someone to play at the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. You sign some young boys, Roy. Just get someone on a free. Don't park the bus, Gus. You don't need to discuss much. Just drop some big fees, Lee. And get someone on a free 010
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"It's called Newcastle United summer 2026 T, it's when the club sell all the best players and replace them with unproven, promising youth and get a new manager but don't say anything about for like a week or some shit, I'm serious." #NUFC 042
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"Fuck's this, selling your best players?" "Lotta money in that shit" #NUFC 060
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"Political Leaders cosplaying with the FORCE!" "No of them drive a Jag like Inspector MORSE" 162
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Libertines discussing, with surprising results, which drugs go best with which supermarket desserts, 2003 010
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 03/08/2026He's bound to be away now you'd think, but if there was ever a player so eager to please (thinking about all the badge kissing and going on about being a Geordie over the years) that they'd stay, just to post the Di Caprio scene from Wolf of Wall Street then it is him 030
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Nick Pope meeting the new lad. "You're Lukas Hornicek?" "Yes" "You play in goal? "Yes" "I play in goal too" "So?" "Well, do you run out of the box at random and at best shank the ball into the crowd, at worst get sent off for something daft?" "No" 041
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 02/08/2026About time this got more attention, but it should be a bigger story. I've been down at high tides to pick this stuff up as have loads of people, but the response from those responsible has been rubbish. If it was left to them they'd become a permanent inclusion www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.com‘There’s no nurdle fairy’: thousands mobilise to clean up plastic spillage in north-east EnglandVolunteers painstakingly gather plastic pellets washing up on beaches after ship collision on 19 July 021
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The new manager looks like a German Scott "Scotty" Parker. 021
Reposted by Adamf2384Ben McKennaaaargh @benmckenna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Starmerism with a New Order soundtrack. 2118
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Everyone's got a Keegan story or anecdote, I'll keep mine to myself, but did go up to the ground last night for a bit and wasn't the only grown man who was a bit teary. Never had that sort of reaction for someone I didn't know. Maybe that's it though, we all felt we did know him? 150
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 19/07/2026When you get sent a wedding video but only got invited to the night do 150
Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Fella walks into a bar. The barman says, “We had that Spanish actor in here the other day. Played a Bond film, he was a bit rowdy” Fella says, “Javier Bardem?” Barman goes “No, no, he’s allowed back.” 2131
