Reposted by Sam NielsenRanged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying. 1398103
Reposted by Sam NielsenJVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 30/11/2025it's like the Vonnegut estate is allergic to making money 436988
Reposted by Sam NielsenMae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 15/01/2026They're literally taking hostages 51059493
Reposted by Sam NielsenSherry CD-ROM 🏳️⚧️ @sherrycdrom.bsky.social · 18/12/2025"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue 5779202667
Reposted by Sam NielsenThe New Yorker @newyorker.com · 01/09/2025One minute, you're just living your life, and the next, you're mimicking bird calls. Here’s how it happens.newyorkermag.visitlink.meYour Slow and Sad Descent Into Bird-WatchingYou suddenly find that you’re able to distinguish the pa-chip-chip-chip of an American goldfinch. Before you know it, you’re mimicking bird calls. 1202848380
Reposted by Sam Nielsenpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/07/2025To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show 45711409819
Reposted by Sam Nielsen🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 16/05/2025No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck. Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special. "She probably doesn't mean me" I do. 5364272879
Reposted by Sam Nielsenflattened beneath the layer cake of history @fractrans.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Guess I’m niche-posting for Caves of Qud / Shelved by Genre now 2496
Reposted by Sam NielsenPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 09/06/2025"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel." 2352290713937
Reposted by Sam NielsenJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Just bums me out when people advocate for the Plagiarism Machine That Lies. Announcing to the world that you like abdicating your brain to the world's shittiest machine. Have an ounce of self-respect 331536306
Reposted by Sam Nielsenjuice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 18/04/2025do you ever think about how the human body is topologically a sphere, but if you're picking your nose or sucking your thumb or seeing how many of your own fingers you can fit in your butt, you're topologically a torus 021
Reposted by Sam NielsenPhillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 15/04/2025There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened: 15779283728
Reposted by Sam NielsenOsaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 11/04/2025"I maintain mechs" "Cool, what's that look like?" 273100141682
Reposted by Sam NielsenDr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 05/04/2025"we should shed the idea that AI is a technological artifact with political features & recognize it as a political artifact through & through. AI is an ideological project to shift authority & autonomy away from individuals, towards centralized structures of power" i finally read this & it's 🔥🔥🔥 527182
Reposted by Sam Nielsenmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I'M JUST SAYING IF CARNIVOROUS ANIMALS KNEW ABOUT POTATOES THERE'D BE A LOT MORE OMNIVOROUS ANIMALS 1631437
Reposted by Sam NielsenDitch Skipper ☘️ @narrowboatireland.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Some days you just wanna give up , let everything go and follow the light inside of a red cabbage 7485211527
Reposted by Sam Nielsenjuice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 23/02/2025terrible news about his holiness, but a big congratulations to mrs johnson 021
Reposted by Sam NielsenNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025The Chinese have developed their own open-source Hawk Tuah meme coin and the rug pull only uses one-tenth of the computing power and scams 15x the number of horny victims. 406700805
Reposted by Sam NielsenLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Imagine a world where you never learned or tried anything new, you just kept pushing the button for another pellet like a rat. 6045591010
Reposted by Sam NielsenChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 27/12/2024When the nephew of Kyng Arthour left Camelot on hys quest to seeke the Green Knighte, the entyre Round Table threw hym a Gawain away partye. 471410273
Reposted by Sam Nielsengary D. Pryor @infantofatocha.itch.io · 26/12/2024Just FYI Caves of Qud is the hot "new" thing, but is it for you? 417946
Reposted by Sam NielsenTechnohippie @technohippie.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Ok so I'm playing Caves Of Qud and I got in really good with the church, so I say to the pope "hey pope, wanna join my adventuring party?" and the pope's like "hell yeah" so now I've got a psychic bear, an unstable goatman with a mysterious past and a big fuckoff axe, and the pope. 516512
Reposted by Sam Nielsen🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 02/12/2024yall ready for caves of qud 1.0? 4130443