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Sam Nielsen

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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying.
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
it's like the Vonnegut estate is allergic to making money
It's the cover of slaughterhouse 5 but now it's called Billy Pilgrim, Time-Traveling War Chaplain, Trapped in an Tralfamadorian Zoo with My Favorite Porn Star and there's an anime boy and girl standing back to back on the cover, by Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
They're literally taking hostages
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Sherry CD-ROM 🏳️‍⚧️ @sherrycdrom.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 01/09/2025
One minute, you're just living your life, and the next, you're mimicking bird calls. Here’s how it happens.
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Your Slow and Sad Descent Into Bird-Watching
You suddenly find that you’re able to distinguish the pa-chip-chip-chip of an American goldfinch. Before you know it, you’re mimicking bird calls.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck. Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special. "She probably doesn't mean me" I do.
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flattened beneath the layer cake of history @fractrans.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Guess I’m niche-posting for Caves of Qud / Shelved by Genre now
A screenshot of Caves of Qud’s faction screen, showing an entry for “The Apu-Punchau Society”.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Just bums me out when people advocate for the Plagiarism Machine That Lies. Announcing to the world that you like abdicating your brain to the world's shittiest machine. Have an ounce of self-respect
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juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
do you ever think about how the human body is topologically a sphere, but if you're picking your nose or sucking your thumb or seeing how many of your own fingers you can fit in your butt, you're topologically a torus
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:
The new revelations about DOGE's activities at the labor agency come from a whistleblower in the IT department of the NLRB, who disclosed his concerns to Congress and the U.S. Office of Special Counsel in a detailed report that was then provided to NPR. Meanwhile, his attempts to raise concerns internally within the NLRB preceded someone "physically taping a threatening note" to his door that included sensitive personal information and overhead photos of him walking his dog that appeared to be taken with a drone, according to a cover letter attached to his disclosure filed by his attorney, Andrew Bakaj of the nonprofit Whistleblower Aid.
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 11/04/2025
"I maintain mechs" "Cool, what's that look like?"
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 05/04/2025
"we should shed the idea that AI is a technological artifact with political features & recognize it as a political artifact through & through. AI is an ideological project to shift authority & autonomy away from individuals, towards centralized structures of power" i finally read this & it's 🔥🔥🔥
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I'M JUST SAYING IF CARNIVOROUS ANIMALS KNEW ABOUT POTATOES THERE'D BE A LOT MORE OMNIVOROUS ANIMALS
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Ditch Skipper ☘️ @narrowboatireland.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Some days you just wanna give up , let everything go and follow the light inside of a red cabbage
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juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
terrible news about his holiness, but a big congratulations to mrs johnson
four items that are trending on twitter:

pope francis
murdered
boris johnson
trans
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Marshall Ryan Maresca @mrmaresca.com · 19/02/2025
Art.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The Chinese have developed their own open-source Hawk Tuah meme coin and the rug pull only uses one-tenth of the computing power and scams 15x the number of horny victims.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Imagine a world where you never learned or tried anything new, you just kept pushing the button for another pellet like a rat.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
When the nephew of Kyng Arthour left Camelot on hys quest to seeke the Green Knighte, the entyre Round Table threw hym a Gawain away partye.
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gary D. Pryor @infantofatocha.itch.io · 26/12/2024
Just FYI Caves of Qud is the hot "new" thing, but is it for you?
Venn diagram labeled "is caves of Qud for you. Section 1 Immersive sim nerds, section 2 Bump combat sicko Section 3 "Snarffju the sun peeler" sounds dope as hell. All overlapping sections marked Yes, center marked GOAT.
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Technohippie @technohippie.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Ok so I'm playing Caves Of Qud and I got in really good with the church, so I say to the pope "hey pope, wanna join my adventuring party?" and the pope's like "hell yeah" so now I've got a psychic bear, an unstable goatman with a mysterious past and a big fuckoff axe, and the pope.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
yall ready for caves of qud 1.0?
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