juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026say what you will about male prostitutes, but they're some of the hardest workers I know 000
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026fucked up that when you toast french bread you don't get french toast. who decided that 120
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026see now this is a much more reasonable thing to believe 130
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026nobody actually believes that the earth is shaped like the chicago bean, right? 120
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026hard to believe it's been 25 years since david robinson and tim duncan retired 001
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the anti-car people have gotten so desperate that they've resorted to making up fictional locations like "little rock, arkansas" to try to support their argument. sad! 040
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026ppl are telling me I should post on letterboxd? and it's like ok fam if you want me to go away you can just say so. I'm a big girl, I can handle it 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 22/08/2026the "preschool popstars", as they've come to be known, have really gone downhill as of late 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 19/08/2026some people are really out here alrping as people who know what larping is 130
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026wait I thought the name of this site was like a metaphor or something 020
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 03/08/2026still mad I didn't get to launch that frog yesterday 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 01/08/2026have you ever thought about how inefficient schools are? they're closed over half the time! that's why, when I'm president, I will raze every school to the ground and replace it with a combination pizza hut/taco bell/kfc/a&w/long john silvers/dunkin donuts/baskin robbins. now that's efficiency 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I see the drunks are once again coming for my throat. but what they don't know (or seem to forget) is that I am practiced in the greatest martial art of all: Posting 0190
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026so we've just decided that air pollution is fine I guess 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 14/06/2026this knicks title doesn't mean anything. they didn't even have to play a team that could beat them 020
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 02/06/2026happy pride month! it's well known that isaac newton discovered the seven colors of the rainbow - the familiar "roygbiv". however, modern research has shown that newton was a charlatan. in reality, there are 44 colors in the rainbow (not coincidentally, the same number as there are genders): 100
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026no officer, that wasn't me trying to burn down the fire station. but they do need practice 010
Reposted by juice box3-2 Luby’s Fan Account @houstonnotmark.bsky.social · 25/05/2026There’s such a range to 6 1/2 011
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026are we *absolutely certain* that hair isn't part of the brain? because ever since I got that full-body wax I feel like I look really stupid 020
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 12/04/2026tbf her prices are pretty reasonable all things considered 110
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 07/04/2026so where do you see yourself in 48 thousand years 110
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 06/04/2026if I spontaneously disappear any harder, I might lock in 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 28/03/2026what a coincidence! this also happened to my friend, alastair newark-liberty 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 22/03/2026just landed the role of a lifetime! I'll be playing three or four teenage girls 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 08/03/2026happy 437,488,826,643,574,816.37 seconds since the big bang for those of you who, like me, know that time is a social construct 000
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 28/02/2026did you know that every hippopotamus in the world is actually a puppet? yeah there's a guy in there controlling the mouth with his hands. this is the kind of thing that big safari doesn't want you to know 000
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 25/02/2026this just goes to show that that old adage is true: you should never bring a gun, a taser, and a bulletproof vest to a snowball fight 000
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 21/02/2026no, I think you're confusing them with dogs. whales go aaaaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 15/02/2026all this time watching the winter olympics and I haven't seen a single competitor from antarctica. shouldn't they be really good at all this stuff 020
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 01/02/2026yes, mistress. it is good for me to study my nine-letter words before breakfast. I must indeed learn obeisance, mistress 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I would never post on that website. I would be too ashamed about the fictional sport I made up. so I certainly wouldn't post nearly two decades of it at the following url. nosiree ahsports.boardhost.com/viewtopic_mo...ahsports.boardhost.comAlternate History Sports / National Dashball League - Boardhost Free Forums 020
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 01/01/2026wanna feel old? we're officially closer to 3194 than we are to 857 000
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I got locked out of my bluesky account for like TWO MINUTES and I come back and everything is exactly the same as it was before. nothing interesting to report here 010
juice box @mrcaptainjuice.bsky.social · 29/11/2025better to have died a small boy than to not be able to open this jar of elderberry preserves 010
