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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Democrats did not want to do any mid-decade redistricting. It was Trump who started it in June 2025 with a phone call to Greg Abbott after more special election losses. Dems warned they’d respond. But Texas did it anyway - without the consent of the voters. Then Dems responded.

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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Trump’s “complicated relationship with the Bible” is a lot like my complicated relationship with Charlize Theron

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/04/2026

Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene theonion.com/family-watching-movie-…

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking? ME: They should make a non alcoholic version of Blue Nun wine and call it Blue None. HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'

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Jessica Francis Kane @jfkane.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Don’t know where this came from. It’s been on the kitchen chalkboard since the pandemic. Still endlessly useful.

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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

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Senator Tim Kaine @kaine.senate.gov · 07/04/2026

Thune should immediately call the Senate back into session. Trump’s unhinged threats to commit massive war crimes against Iranian civilian targets show an increasing mental and moral instability we can’t ignore.

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Is it an FCC violation to quote the president verbatim? Asking for a friend

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026

Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

many years ago my buddy's kid -- probably 5 or 6 at the time -- was telling me about his trip to Legoland and how he dropped his french fries and how, in that moment, "Legoland became a place of despair," and i really don't see a way i ever forget that phrase

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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

90% of parenting is making tiny portions of snacks look big and big portions of vegetables look tiny.

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Indivisible Westside LA ❌👑 @indivisiblewestsidela.com · 29/03/2026

This 💯👇

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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 28/03/2026

Before there was “Heated Rivalry,” there was this New Yorker cartoon by Harry Bliss, published in 2001.

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

CBS gonna boot up an ICE procedural series before 2026 is over

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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

What does it take to make a writer? I think I’ve worked it out but let me know if I’ve missed a segment.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Trump is asking for $200 billion for his war so Susan Collins can pass $50-100 billion through the Appropriations Committee and claim she is a fiscal conservative who stood up to Trump. Trump knows he isn’t getting $200 billion, this is a game Republicans play before elections.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Your anxiety is a lying whore.

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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

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Raven Luni @ravenluni.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Scottish Company Stuck With 10,000 Bottles of “Minge Repellent” After Catastrophic Typo www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...

Bottles of midge repellent mislabeled "minge repellent"

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

There's No Face Like Noem Wicked Witch of the Midwest Kristi Noem has more shmutz on her face than the Tin Man, and she probably bought ruby slippers with taxpayer money. But we know Stephen Miller is the (grand) wizard behind the curtain and Kristi's only skill is shooting Toto. by Maureen Dowd

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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏

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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Nothing makes me feel more intellectual than poking myself in the eye with my glasses

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

i put the hot in psychotic.

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Sociopaths are terrific at spotting other sociopaths. {gift link} www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

So basically Trump can post that he’s sending a hospital ship to Greenland for no reason, then do absolutely nothing to actually send a hospital ship to Greenland because it was all a lie, and not one single Republican gets asked about it. That’s where we’re at.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

kind of amazing that everything trump does can be understood through the lens of narcissism and it's related needs (e.g., self aggrandizement, revenge, domination, grievance validation). i don't think any character has been so one-dimensional, not even wile e coyote or scrooge mcduck

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Patrick Finnegan @pfinns.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

American media’s sane-washing of Trump is one of its most monumental failures of the past decade.

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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I am sorry but this is still the core problem with trying to parse anything he says about tariffs.

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/02/2026

In its more horrific method of retribution, the mob will sometimes dress victims as mimes, place them in glass boxes, and let them perish slowly in full view of the public.

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 14/02/2026

Inevitably, their affair ended: Howard worried excessively about what the pack would think, and Agnes simply ate the flowers.

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Jenn @jennburrill.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

🚨 Dept of Homeland Security is sending tech companies administrative subpoenas for the names, email addresses, telephone numbers and other identifying data behind social media accounts that track or criticize ICE agents Google, Meta & Reddit complied 🎁 @nytimes.com

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Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Analysis | The fact that Joe Biden isn't in the Epstein files shows how politically and culturally irrelevant he has become.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Sanders: The American people do not want this country to be an authoritarian society or an oligarchy. We have our differences, that’s what democracy is about—we argue it out. We don’t throw people who disagree in jail. We don’t intimidate the media. We don’t send ICE agents to shoot people.

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Lyz @lyz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

This ad should concern Susan Collins.

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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Sorry it’s time to post the dumb cartoon I drew that one time Charles Darwin’s birthday fell on Mardi Gras but now I post every year regardless

A pencil drawing of Charles Darwin, with fully clothed and bearded, holding up both hands where he has little birds perched on each forefinger. Text below reads: Charles Darwin shows off his pair of great tits. This is a joke about his birthday sometimes coinciding with Mardi Gras. If you require further explanation let me know.

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

When we get out the other side of this, we should think seriously about making signs like this permanent, like the plaques in Paris that tell you that you're standing on the exact spot where a resistance fighter was shot down by the Nazis in 1944.

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