Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/04/2026In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown. 1603193458 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Democrats did not want to do any mid-decade redistricting. It was Trump who started it in June 2025 with a phone call to Greg Abbott after more special election losses. Dems warned they’d respond. But Texas did it anyway - without the consent of the voters. Then Dems responded. 14953481211 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaWill Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Trump’s “complicated relationship with the Bible” is a lot like my complicated relationship with Charlize Theron 692640452 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/04/2026Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene theonion.com/family-watching-movie-… 241437106 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10/04/2026WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking? ME: They should make a non alcoholic version of Blue Nun wine and call it Blue None. HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing' 1019045 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaJessica Francis Kane @jfkane.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Don’t know where this came from. It’s been on the kitchen chalkboard since the pandemic. Still endlessly useful. 619536 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up. 25873854 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaSenator Tim Kaine @kaine.senate.gov · 07/04/2026Thune should immediately call the Senate back into session. Trump’s unhinged threats to commit massive war crimes against Iranian civilian targets show an increasing mental and moral instability we can’t ignore. 2313930833 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Is it an FCC violation to quote the president verbatim? Asking for a friend 1225187583 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’ 282962516 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026many years ago my buddy's kid -- probably 5 or 6 at the time -- was telling me about his trip to Legoland and how he dropped his french fries and how, in that moment, "Legoland became a place of despair," and i really don't see a way i ever forget that phrase 821813 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaHenpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 29/03/202690% of parenting is making tiny portions of snacks look big and big portions of vegetables look tiny. 1457 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaIndivisible Westside LA ❌👑 @indivisiblewestsidela.com · 29/03/2026This 💯👇 023532 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaThe New Yorker @newyorker.com · 28/03/2026Before there was “Heated Rivalry,” there was this New Yorker cartoon by Harry Bliss, published in 2001. 3577118 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 22/03/2026look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT) 239129123757 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/03/2026CBS gonna boot up an ICE procedural series before 2026 is over 932546289 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaAnna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026What does it take to make a writer? I think I’ve worked it out but let me know if I’ve missed a segment. 85911 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Trump is asking for $200 billion for his war so Susan Collins can pass $50-100 billion through the Appropriations Committee and claim she is a fiscal conservative who stood up to Trump. Trump knows he isn’t getting $200 billion, this is a game Republicans play before elections. 471609459 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Your anxiety is a lying whore. 07326 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaRaven Luni @ravenluni.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Scottish Company Stuck With 10,000 Bottles of “Minge Repellent” After Catastrophic Typo www.facebook.com/permalink.ph... 610639 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/03/2026There's No Face Like Noem Wicked Witch of the Midwest Kristi Noem has more shmutz on her face than the Tin Man, and she probably bought ruby slippers with taxpayer money. But we know Stephen Miller is the (grand) wizard behind the curtain and Kristi's only skill is shooting Toto. by Maureen Dowd 2649366 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaRadiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏m.youtube.comLip Sync Battle - Tom HollandYouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica 612412633 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Nothing makes me feel more intellectual than poking myself in the eye with my glasses 316256 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaNurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 28/02/2026i put the hot in psychotic. 29030 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Sociopaths are terrific at spotting other sociopaths. {gift link} www.theatlantic.com/politics/202... 63088912840 0
Some Guy in Carmel, Ca @noticeeverytree.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I will join your class action lawsuit 000 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2026So basically Trump can post that he’s sending a hospital ship to Greenland for no reason, then do absolutely nothing to actually send a hospital ship to Greenland because it was all a lie, and not one single Republican gets asked about it. That’s where we’re at. 26773991844 0
Some Guy in Carmel, Ca @noticeeverytree.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Legit hilarious. Thanks for posting it 020 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I mean, it’s been 20 yearsyoutu.beExtras daniel radcliffe .. (perfect quality) chatting upYouTube video by pokeraladin 251 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons 280138071620 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, Caderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/02/2026kind of amazing that everything trump does can be understood through the lens of narcissism and it's related needs (e.g., self aggrandizement, revenge, domination, grievance validation). i don't think any character has been so one-dimensional, not even wile e coyote or scrooge mcduck 257138682450 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaPatrick Finnegan @pfinns.bsky.social · 20/02/2026American media’s sane-washing of Trump is one of its most monumental failures of the past decade. 719748 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaScott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 20/02/2026BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud. 3006417916 0
Reposted by Some Guy in Carmel, CaEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I am sorry but this is still the core problem with trying to parse anything he says about tariffs. 192442515 0
Some Guy in Carmel, Ca @noticeeverytree.bsky.social · 20/02/2026And make sure they aren’t all being blackmailed to remain silent and compliant 000 0
Some Guy in Carmel, Ca @noticeeverytree.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Wait until insurance companies find a way to access that info on cars! 110 0
Some Guy in Carmel, Ca @noticeeverytree.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Yellow glasses cut the glare. They also help during fog and rain. Designed for skiing. 000 0
Some Guy in Carmel, Ca @noticeeverytree.bsky.social · 18/02/2026“Don’t believe everything you think.” 000 0