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@notgreattbh.bsky.social
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She/Her They/Them Elder queer millennial 🏳️‍🌈. Retired class clown & stand up comedian. Home cook, baker & recipe maker. Prob saying, “No worries,” but worrying myself absolutely sick. Rap name would be Lil Queasy. {not a bot 🤖}

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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Them: AOC should run Me: but… I’m afraid too many of yall don’t like women or minorities so… progressives will lose again. Them: uh huh. AOC should run.
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Restarted HACKS for the third time bc I can’t bring myself to watch the final two episodes of the series.
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Allan “Ransomware Sommelier” Liska @ransomwaresommelier.com · 06/07/2026
What kind of sociopath has EVER looked at a PDF document and said to themselves, "This could be a podcast?"
A screenshot from Adobe Acrobat showing the toolbar which includes the following options:
Edit a PDF
Generated Podcast [New]
Create PDF Space
Export a PDF
Create a PDF
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This dog looks like he just bought me a drink from across the bar…
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy everything and everyone is gay month! :)
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crit @anecdoche.com · 28/05/2026
C-3PO!
Marquee scorebug. Cubs 3 Pirates 0. C-3PO  like the guy from star wars.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
ⓘ Your account is now being converted to Kohl's Cash. Please stand by and do NOT close the app.
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
things that didn’t exist the last time the knicks made the finals
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Need a t shirt that says, “repeat what you just said. I was focusing on trying to make eye contact.”
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
happy P00P weekend series to all who celebrate
Phillies at Pirates scorebug says P0 0P
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
you're telling me six teens painted this chapel
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 14/05/2026
Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"
A box that says onion bloom maker. There is a sticker that says similar to item seen on TV
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’m at that age where I realize that mom really needed that chicken thawed when she got home from work.
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Gloria Pan @glopan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We are now assured that ICE will not be at World Cup games. From the same administration that assured us that it would release the Epstein files, get prices under control, and would not start any wars.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly gay player who has served as a global ambassador for the sport, has died from brain cancer, his family said. He was 47 www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
A photo of Jason Collins
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I feel so bad for my partner. I wake up in such a good mood in the morning. That had to be very irritating. Lolol
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Surely they've suffered enough?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Ya ever take a quick shower to de-wrinkle your pants?
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Poochie smooches this Friday morning
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Dog just sighed like she’s out of PTO
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hi friends, my Sister pass away and her husband had a stroke which landed him in a long care facility. They have a cat that desperately needs a home. If you know anyone who would like to take good care of her, I would love it❤️ Her name is peanut and she is staying in Wilmington, DE #Pets
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yall believe this?
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Savage. 🤣
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Mayor Karen Bass
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🦋 Amadeus @poenuttbutter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Your plate of scrub daddies my lady.
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This could fix me.
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If anybody here in this thread has a lot of empathy & compassion for people experiencing homelessness and they’re just bored and scrolling, the Rescue Mission Alliance of Syracuse is an amazing nonprofit organization. They are always in need of support give.rescuemissionalliance.org/give/569202/...
give.rescuemissionalliance.org
Rescue Mission Programs
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Danielle Lerner @danielle-lerner.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Cutest thing you’ll see today: Rockets guard Aaron Holiday’s son watching his warmups and mimicking his jumper
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
For those of you who didn't know - you do now! #BookSky
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
2026 was the year I deleted my LinkedIn, quit a job because the company’s culture was horrible, took a $90k pay cut, left corporate America entirely, and entered the nonprofit sector. Professionally, it was the best thing I could have possibly done. I’m 43 next week. Take the risk.💙
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
At the end of each day, we kiss each other goodnight, cover the dog with her duvet (she has her own) at the end of the bed, and earnestly tell each other how proud we are of each other. Then we fall asleep with our Bluetooth sleep masks on and separate blankets. That’s pretty much the gay agenda. 🌈
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Sen. Martin Heinrich to Doug Burgum "What this budget proposal tells me is that this administration does not prioritize our national parks, our public lands, does not care about remembering and telling our nation's history, does not value our wildlife, it does not prioritize our tribal communities"
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Kit (they🗡️them) @gothickitsune.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i wish i could text my dog,”i’m on the way home soon, it’s going to be okay soon.”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”
A cat playfully bites the neck of a very alarmed-looking dog.
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
What if I bake something delicious this weekend? WHAT IF
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
How far is it from the Earth to the sun? 10 CVS receipts.
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Brandy @3dogz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Every time I’ve seen this video over the past week, I watch it. I’ve followed Jordan Lucas on all platforms. More self-expression in all sports. Please and thank you ❤️
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Last night, 4 friend groups randomly converged in my discord. Everyone was playing a different game, but saw people were online & in voice chat, hanging out, so they came in to say hi. We had so much fun socializing on a Saturday night - from our houses, playing video games and laughing a ton. 😊
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My best friend since 6th grade just text me, “Lindsey Graham looks like he calls his wife ‘ Mother’, (derogatory).” And the accuracy of that statement made me physically recoil in my kitchen.
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ᴀꜱʜ @notgreattbh.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A few weeks into my new job, some of us were sort of gathered around my office door chatting for a few mins. I almost nervously asked, “Are we going to get in trouble for socializing like this?” And someone said, “No, because we’re like…forty.” And it made me ask myself… WHERE HAVE I BEEN WORKING ?!
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Sorry I’m late. I was trying to open one of those *$#@ plastic bags in the produce section at the grocery store.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
ever since i was a little kid i always knew i did not want to become an adult no thank you why is this happening
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.
Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.
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Carly 🌼 @tncarly.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
When you're struggling in a boss fight and the game suggests lowering the difficulty
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