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Chris

@notclever.bsky.social
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Mirthful bureaucrat. Amateur dumbass. Not clever or funny

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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The last time I saw this many Yankee errors General Ambrose Burnside delayed his river crossing while waiting for pontoon bridges, allowing Confederates to fortify. He then ordered suicidal frontal charges against entrenched positions, resulting in over 12,000 Union casualties.
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Big Mommy Drix 🏳️‍⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Was this before or after Forrest caused the Exxon Valdez oil spill
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s a guy on YouTube who builds and tests all different kinds of mousetraps and he made one of these: youtu.be/oM09ZgY2qPM?...
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A Crazy 1882 Rodent Trap Design. "The World's Luckiest Rat"
YouTube video by Shawn Woods
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If you’re in the mood for a nice big Italian sandwich check out Pisillo on Nassau Street
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Sarah E. Bond @sarahebond.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hello! 📕 This is not a drill: Save 25% on all Loeb Classical Library vol. through July 31, 2026, with code EPICS. This is in celebration of the new Odyssey, so don’t say that Christopher Nolan never did anything nice for you. A full Loeb set is around $20,000 btw. www.hup.harvard.edu/series/loeb-...
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Loeb Classical Library — Harvard University Press
The only existing series that, through original text and English translation, gives access to all that is important in Greek and Latin literature.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 18/06/2026
magic forest, lake george, new york, 1996
magic forest, lake george, new york, 1996
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Wonder how giving every pro se litigant in the country an electronic draftsman to grant credence to their delusions is going just kidding
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Fred Katz @fredkatz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
At the end of the first quarter, the Knicks lead the Hawks — and this is not a typo — 40-15.
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Dawn of the Dead (1978) @dawnandr0meda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Quentin Taranto in pulp fiction, text
I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME HOW FUCKING BAD THE METS ARE, OKAY? I'M THE ONE WHO WATCHES THEM. I KNOW HOW BAD THEY ARE
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What’s the show called it sounds awesome
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
fuck off with that Van Hagar shit broski this is a Diamond Dave household
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Never really cared about New Year’s Eve in the past, but it turns out that being happy and loving life makes you enjoy all sorts of things you never used to
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
My mom used to tell us that if we didn’t make room before Santa came to bring us new gifts, the “Christmas crap elf” would come and take away our stuff
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
“These wookiees are sexual beings” —Rob Zacny
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I gotta get back into STO
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Genuinely one of the most evil things I’ve ever read, and these dudes are American citizens who went to Gaza for the chance and joy of killing www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Read John Hersey’s powerful, unforgettable August 1946 New Yorker article, “Hiroshima,” describing the horrific devastation of the city as recounted by six survivors: a clerk, a doctor, a tailor’s widow, a German priest, a surgeon, and a Methodist pastor—the first unvarnished account of the bombing.
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Hiroshima
A hundred thousand people were killed by the atomic bomb. Survivors wonder why they lived when so many others died.
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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This is genuinely the news every day
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
There isn't really a way to reconcile the continued existence of ICE with liberal democracy
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I love drinking six beers 😁👍
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Being back at work for 10 minutes erases 5 days of vacation
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
at this point defendants undertook to stretch the back of our client’s underwear well above its intended location and wrapped same over his head
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I think it’s very possible that I’ve lost my mind, and folks let me tell ya, I’m not looking for it either
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Members of the public calling me talking about the astral plane and shit I don’t get paid enough for this
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
God bless everyone happy fucking new Year
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Do you guys know about scrobbles
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
What you don’t realize is how I’m drinking coffee now. You still don’t really understand or realize
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
When are we going to acknowledge that he’s right though
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Boy life sure is strange folks I tell ya but we love it don’t we
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I have a much better relationship with my kitchen sink these days
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Send Aaron Rodgers on another darkness retreat to the evil dead cabin please
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Talking to members of the public at work is like living with a gas leak
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I am going to file a petition with the moderators to force you to follow me back
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I find it hard to believe we were at 60% confidence in the courts at any point in the last decade
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
every user on this website who is not following my account is trying to kill me and they’re right to do so
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This makes me think I should log off before I understand what you’re talking about
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Vampires are real and I can prove it but the international community has been very dismissive of my findings
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
If the sun went supernova I think I would be fine Nerve agent guy: its actually so fucking stupid for you to say that
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I hate Santacon!!!!!
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Lmao how did you find this post? Sorry for jealousy posting I just wish I had a billion dollars hope you understand
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Does anyone else ever get the feeling that there Is an imminent nuclear attack
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Just a touch over 3 weeks left in this year. We’re all gonna make it you guys
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Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Some people own the mascots
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