Reposted by ChrisBig Mommy Drix 🏳️⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator 354163
Reposted by ChrisSarah E. Bond @sarahebond.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Hello! 📕 This is not a drill: Save 25% on all Loeb Classical Library vol. through July 31, 2026, with code EPICS. This is in celebration of the new Odyssey, so don’t say that Christopher Nolan never did anything nice for you. A full Loeb set is around $20,000 btw. www.hup.harvard.edu/series/loeb-...hup.harvard.eduLoeb Classical Library — Harvard University PressThe only existing series that, through original text and English translation, gives access to all that is important in Greek and Latin literature. 110662
Reposted by Chrisold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 18/06/2026magic forest, lake george, new york, 1996 010210
Reposted by Chriswarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Wonder how giving every pro se litigant in the country an electronic draftsman to grant credence to their delusions is going just kidding 1049135
Reposted by ChrisFred Katz @fredkatz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026At the end of the first quarter, the Knicks lead the Hawks — and this is not a typo — 40-15. 0446
Reposted by Chrisskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026fuck off with that Van Hagar shit broski this is a Diamond Dave household 1220534
Reposted by ChrisStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188286077
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Never really cared about New Year’s Eve in the past, but it turns out that being happy and loving life makes you enjoy all sorts of things you never used to 010
Reposted by ChrisJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/10/2025i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible 251272130
Reposted by ChrisZito @zeets.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Genuinely one of the most evil things I’ve ever read, and these dudes are American citizens who went to Gaza for the chance and joy of killing www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s... 351481543
Reposted by ChrisStephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Read John Hersey’s powerful, unforgettable August 1946 New Yorker article, “Hiroshima,” describing the horrific devastation of the city as recounted by six survivors: a clerk, a doctor, a tailor’s widow, a German priest, a surgeon, and a Methodist pastor—the first unvarnished account of the bombing.newyorker.comHiroshimaA hundred thousand people were killed by the atomic bomb. Survivors wonder why they lived when so many others died. 24521
Reposted by ChrisJustin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 14/07/2025This is genuinely the news every day 36102922101
Reposted by ChrisKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 18/03/2025There isn't really a way to reconcile the continued existence of ICE with liberal democracy 17686121
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Being back at work for 10 minutes erases 5 days of vacation 010
Reposted by Chriswarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/01/2025at this point defendants undertook to stretch the back of our client’s underwear well above its intended location and wrapped same over his head 461025
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I think it’s very possible that I’ve lost my mind, and folks let me tell ya, I’m not looking for it either 000
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Members of the public calling me talking about the astral plane and shit I don’t get paid enough for this 010
Reposted by ChrisNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 30/12/2024What you don’t realize is how I’m drinking coffee now. You still don’t really understand or realize 41006
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Boy life sure is strange folks I tell ya but we love it don’t we 010
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I have a much better relationship with my kitchen sink these days 010
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Send Aaron Rodgers on another darkness retreat to the evil dead cabin please 010
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Talking to members of the public at work is like living with a gas leak 010
Reposted by Chrispatrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024every user on this website who is not following my account is trying to kill me and they’re right to do so 1182
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Vampires are real and I can prove it but the international community has been very dismissive of my findings 000
Reposted by Chriswarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/12/2024If the sun went supernova I think I would be fine Nerve agent guy: its actually so fucking stupid for you to say that 928013
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Does anyone else ever get the feeling that there Is an imminent nuclear attack 000
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Just a touch over 3 weeks left in this year. We’re all gonna make it you guys 000
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I hate the way lawyers write stuff “Plaintiff alleges that he was caused to be precipitate to the ground as a result of a slippery condition” bro come on 000
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I love receiving messages from strangers, especially when they have a no risk business proposal for me or they are a foreigner who just moved to my city looking for friends 😁 000
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I think I would have made an excellent satrap had I been around for that sort of thing 000
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Inventing a time machine and wasting all my time hanging out in ancient Egypt saying shit like “can we as a community unpack how toxic tomb robbery is” to people 010
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I’m in a bar that has a whisper only rule and they have gentle choral music playing… is this a vibe? 000
Chris @notclever.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I should have $100 in my hand right now. The fact that I don’t is evidence of the vast conspiracy against me 000
Reposted by ChrisSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 24/11/2024God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn't at the time, but in retrospect I was. 325321