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NotRealButter

@notbutter.lol
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I exist on the internet- for better or worse.

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🌈Maly🌙 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy @bageltiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ogyhara @ogyhara.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
久々のoc #oc #rkgk #illust
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Brent @danverzone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Forget the $5,000 you wont get. Vote democratic socialist this election cycle and this will be Kirk and Spock going forward.
A screenshot of a tweet by ZhaoYunSpitoon replying to @CadetMisty, featuring a photo of two people cosplaying as Star Trek characters seated at a table with a 3D chess set. The person on the left, styled as Spock with a black bowl cut and pointed ears, is mid-motion pulling a black long-sleeved shirt over their head, revealing a black crop top and leggings, with black boots resting on the floor nearby. On the right, a person in a yellow Starfleet uniform shirt and black pants sits casually with crossed legs, smiling and holding a small object to their chin while looking at the other person.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THIS IS THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN HOLDIN ONE OF DA BEST ALBUM'S OF ALL TIME "SCIENTIST RIDS THE WORLD OF THE EVIL CURSE OF THE VAMPIRES" AND THEY SAY ; "NOTHING IS REAL, EXCEPT DUB REGGAE, AND THE INEVITABLE FALL OF VENTURE CAPITALISM, A COMPUTER THAT LIES TO US MAY TRICK A RICH MAN BUT IT WILL NEVER PLANT CORN" ,,, THE WHOLE SHIT SHOW OF VC IS BASED ON A FEW COMPANYS WHICH ARE "ALL IN" ON AI AND YA GOTTA THINK THAT AINT GONNA LAST,  THE RICH CAN INJECT THEMSELVES AND HIDE IN BUNKER'S BUT YA STILL GOTTA HAVE FOOD, EVERYTHING STILL DEPEND'S ON PLANTING CORN KERNALS AND EATIN THE CORN PLANTS THAT GROW FROM THEM, A RICH MAN WILL NEVER APPRECIATE THE PERMEATING BASS AND THUNDERING DRUM'S OF THIS ALBUM, HAVING NEVER KNOWN THIRST HE WILL NOT APPRECIATE WATER, THE MONEY KEEPS HIM FROM EVER KNOWING THE MOST ESSENTIAL PART'S OF BEING ALIVE, IF HE WAS ENSOULED IT WOULD BE TRAGIC BUT OH WELL LMAO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
WD-40 transdermal patches. (personal use only)
A photo of a box of 8 transdermal patches of WD-40, with an unopened patch folder. The box is blue with the WD-40 logo, noting it's Lubriquel petroglidate 120mg - Helps reduce friction, supports smooth movement, for stiff or creaky joints and is long lasting with discreet support.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Pizza Hut are launching a “drinkable” pizza covered in curry and cheese in Japan for a limited time Available from ¥990 ($6.30) for personal size and ¥2,230 ($14) for medium
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17/09/2026
The ‘STREET FIGHTER’ popcorn bucket is Guile's hair. You can wear the bucket on your head.
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm glad that he's frozen there and that i'm here and that he's there
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Pi the dog @pi-the-dog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Hackers (1995) release day. Hack The Planet!
A screenshot from Hackers (1995): Cereal Killer howling on top of a building.
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Joce^^;🍥 @joceua.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about the way they say “waddle doo” in kirbys avalanche
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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NotRealButter @notbutter.lol · 12/09/2026
I wish I could feel ok.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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NotRealButter @notbutter.lol · 04/09/2026
Unsurprisingly.
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Chaos @shed.gay · 22/08/2026
This has been on of those posts which has lived in my head rent free to the point that when I DJ'd last month I made sure to reference it, I'm not sure if anyone at #EMFcamp got the joke or not but it was for me so that's not the point.
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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We gotta get gaudier for Dolly, and weirder for Tim.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sometimes I’ll open threads and immediately be hit with truths I never would expect to find there.
A Threads post by somebody called Georgie Porgie and it says no browse tomorrow for anybody tits at half mast for Dolly
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NotRealButter @notbutter.lol · 25/08/2026
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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NotRealButter @notbutter.lol · 18/08/2026
After all the radio silence, you'd think I'd appreciate someone taking the time to tell me when I didn't get the job. No, it still hurts pretty bad. Running out of runway here.
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bee @micenest.xyz · 15/08/2026
someone had to do it
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NotRealButter @notbutter.lol · 26/07/2026
Feel so damn alone. Just in a hole. Running out of time, and it's very fucking dark dons here.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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i @220i284.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
どうぞおかまいなく #Titanfall2 #タイタンフォール2
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6bg @6bghateaccount.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2026
A Venn diagram with two overlapping circles. Left circle text: "Making Fun Of Charlie Kirk". Right circle text: "Charlie Kirk". Overlapping center section text: "Never Gets Old".
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NotRealButter @notbutter.lol · 18/07/2026
I wish I could feel something other than depressed, broken and alone. I can sit in a room full of people having fun, something I would have lived for a few years ago, and shut down completely. Everything just feels so wrong.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I do believe in the metaverse I just think it only exists for furries.
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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NotRealButter @notbutter.lol · 01/07/2026
Unfortunately, not going to make AC this year. It's been a bad year for me, and things ain't getting much easier for a bit. Have fun for me, I promise I'll try to not get too much fomo.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Man, I could go for a couple LEGO Island pizzas today...
An elderly gentleman in a red hat holds two deep dish pizzas in your face in a mildly menacing fashion
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
A computer can never be held

Therefore a computer must be given forms of affection
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Marnix @dragom.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
if you still have furality ultra on your ultravox prism do NOT uninstall it you can't get it back
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foxdotGIF @foxdotgif.io · 09/06/2026
Folks are gonna be listing their Ultravox Prisms on Furbuy since you can't install Furality anymore. It's Flappy Bird on iOS all over again
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Furality @furality.org · 08/06/2026
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING! 🌈
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
hippieswordfish

you can't believe it's not butter? buddy, almost everything is not butter
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat
A vanilla and green embroidered ballcap. There is the icon of raw shrimps from runescape and the text "shimps" in pink text below the shrimps embroidered onto the hat.


#art #machineembroidery #embroidery #shimps #runescape
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Poe Productions @poeproductions.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Look up in the sky! It's a plane! It's a fursuit! IT'S A PLANE FURSUIT?!?✈️ Strafe is one of the COOLEST suits we've ever made!💥He's an F-14 Tomcat jet with glowing eyes, muscle padding, big wings, tons of minky details, plush engines, AND detachable missiles! 🤯 #fursuit #fursuitmaker #furryfandom
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
lockheed fartin
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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 29/05/2026
An amusing thing with this rocket that just exploded: All New Glenns were grounded by the FAA last month because the previous flight had failed to make the correct orbit. They were finally cleared to fly again... Friday. I THINK YOU MAY HAVE MISSED A PROBLEM, FAA
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC TITS?"
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Threach 💟 @threach.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Asking for no one in particular: would it be better or worse if the Metamucil you mixed with baked beans was fizzy?
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