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@jasenmoment.bsky.social
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Machine embroidery 🧵🪡 Wisconsin 🧀🐄 Curling 🥌🧹 he/him Digitizer for @mimsysstitches.bsky.social Store: mimsysstitches.com

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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saying "poodoo" before wrapping my car around a tree
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 23h
My son just gave me his wishlist for his 4 month birthday 👉👈
a product page of the Bernina E 16 PRO
a cute cutout sticker of a baby's face with a thought bubble that says "4 month birthday present"

16 striking thread colors
1,400 stitches per minute
Extra large embroidery field
Fancy stitches / micro chenille
Industry's largest embroidery field for caps
$21,984.00
MSRP
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Senator Chris Larson @senchrislarson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Crime prevention is: -Good-paying jobs -Strong public schools -Affordable housing -Lead remediation -Youth programming -Well-maintained parks -High-quality public transit -Mental health crisis responders -Violence interruptors -Access to drug treatment -Universal healthcare -Paid family leave
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pete fucking Nance babyyy
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Werner Herzog quoting the below text post
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just looked at the bucks score and had to pan-fry some ghocchi in butter and top it with fresh grated parmesan and crumbled bacon about it
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is there any reason that US companies don't want China to "get ahead on AI" besides sinophobia lol
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CHOURIOOOOOOO
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Need this Chourio walkoff grand slam so bad
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Fred Wood @fredtwood.com · 04/10/2026
I'm still workin' on Vertex Ball! Here's a glimpse at the 60 second "Big Mode" where everything is big and so is your score. Wishlist it on Steam at vertexball.com
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Brewers, Fuck ICE
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our son is barely 3.5 months old and his second tooth is already coming in 🫪
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in australia they're called pawns
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cam @treethought.xyz · 02/10/2026
sick new hat. thanks @jasenmoment.bsky.social
Hat embroidered with shrimps and says “shimps”
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you needed some good news today, my son found his voice 🥺
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The only thing that matters about this Choosin' Texas discourse is that immediately after it broke Mariah Carey's record it stopped playing on the local radio station every single hour. It was manufactured buzz for your attention and it worked :)
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Mosha Winter ☕❄ @moewanders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Attention, readers... 👀 A HUGE SALE BEGINS TODAY! 💥 // #Booksky #Writing
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's wisdom
A design featuring a beige paper background, a rainbow snapped in two and the phrase "All iPhones are foldable, Bitch" in dark gray
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ShatteredNeedle🪡🧵 @shatteredneedle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Built a meat freezer 😂 cuz icy meat sells for more rupees
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My son said his first word today 💖💖💖💕 it was ghzzhrrffllaszzhhh ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My pile of corn has "gone rogue." Give me $1,000,000,000 to regulate this please
A pile of husked corncobs
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Woe, a festive seasonal goose be upon ye
An embroidered goose wearing a witch hat and holding a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket



#art
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Game of Thrones inspired drag queen named Winter S. Cumming send tweet
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Hannah Hallman 🎨 @cottna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
look at how pretty our fest is! It’s worth driving to!
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would've been easy to bash Flock in Senate today, but the reality is that this crisis would've not happened had there been any form of regulation or guard rails. So, let's demand them. And let's vote with the same ferocity we post with.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still one of the greatest contributions that homestar runner ever made to culture at large is this image
The good graphics!!!! Still from homestar runner
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Virginia Paine @milkybootscomix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will be at @milkcomicfest.bsky.social on Saturday! I’ll have a new comic & fresh stickers ✨💕💅🏻
An ink drawing of me with a some text saying I’ll be at milk comics fest in Saturday
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Senator Chris Larson @senchrislarson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Friends, we need to talk. Measles - a completely preventable disease - has now been found in 6 WI counties with almost 170 individual cases. If you haven’t yet, I urge you to vaccinate your children, vaccinate yourself, and help protect your community.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New sport idea: Reverse-centaur Polo
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Rep John Chungus (D-NY27) @sorocchungus2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@jasenmoment.bsky.social went for a walk with the boys today
The legendary shimps hat on a tall stump in the woods
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tom Tiffany tweet
@TomTiffanyWI

Gas under $2.50 a gallon in Glidden, WI this weekend.

Even CNN reports that 2026 is on track to be the cheapest year for gas since 2020. Promises made, promises melt. ⛽⬇️

[A photo of Tom Tiffany looking like the #1 dipshit this side of the IL/WI border raising his hand at a gas price sign]

12:40PM - 1/12/26 - 766K Views
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Mosha Winter ☕❄ @moewanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So it turns out there's this big annual voting thread for self-published authors happening right now (link below)! 😱 If you've enjoyed my work, I'd be HUGELY appreciative if you would the time to vote for The Tapestry of the Tarnished (and any other indies you love)! ☺️🧡🙏
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be
Super Smash Bros Brawl- Main Theme Lyrics
YouTube video by yoshi333X
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 19/09/2026
the purpose of this org is to create a narrative framing that sees AI as “a tool” that is important for the future of humanity, capturing consensus while pushing bans of the tech out of the window of acceptable opinion. it is an industry front group and needs to be understood as such
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
do you ever just
White embroidered ballcap that says aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in black threadwhite embroidered ballcap continued that says aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah in black thread
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Over the Garden Wall :-)
Over the Garden Wall pumpkin carving pumpkin, machine embroidered onto beige broadcloth
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah I love TNA Thursday Night Aootball
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
⚠️TRADE OFFER ⚠️ I RECEIVE: $25 YOU RECEIVE: a digital smooch on the head and a cool hat > [Y]ES [N]O
mimsysstitches.com
PREORDER Shimps Ballcap
This is a preorder item! Preorders will be open through the end of September, and will ship by the end of October. This design comes on an Adams Cool Crown Ballcap. Choose from Stone with a Forest Bri...
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doing what I do best: getting all my work done by noon, eating a really big, greasy lunch, and groaning like a minecraft zombie until I go home
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At work, a new coworker on our sales team trained with me for a little bit to see how my dept. operates. He said, "you're just so weird looking and odd, a strange-seeming guy, I was excited to get to train with you." Like ??? My guy, we just met, why would you say that to a new coworker lmao
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really need journalists to learn that every time OpenAI or Anthropic or xAI says that their model has broken containment and could destroy humanity that it’s a marketing pitch by companies running out of cash with high overheads and no profitable business model wanting more investment.
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cutting off all grocery spending until Aldi gives me $150
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/09/2026
Hey everyone. Things have been tough around here and they are about to get worse. I’ll probably need to make a bigger ask soon, but right now I’m asking for some help covering essentials. Next post has what I’m trying to cover. PP: @StellaSacco CA: $sacc No Venmo
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i was aware how weird and dumb the "rationalists" and their satellites were thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social and aware how weird and dumb the folks in the AI industry thanks to @edzitron.com. now i'm aware that the latter are almost entirely a subset of the former thanks to this podcast episode.
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🦐 Round 2 of pre-orders starts tonight, at 8:00PM CDT and close on 9/30 at midnight! www.mimsysstitches.com
YOU WOULD
BUY A SHIMPS
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Jasen @jasenmoment.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*sigh* just got fired from my job as Creative Director at Flock. I guess my artistic flair of putting 3-5 lbs. of copper and gold in the cameras was too much for them 💔
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