xtina @normal.bsky.social · 11hjust had a show idea for Young Poirot, please get the young pope people on this asap ty 020
Reposted by xtinaalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026crazy to me that rich people have been so successful in perpetuating the lie that the poor are stealing from everyone. they don't have any money. the rich people are the ones with the money! that's who stole the money 4150441249
Reposted by xtinathe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/06/2026New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone 42089464
Reposted by xtinaNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20/09/2023(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since 01332330
Reposted by xtinaLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/04/2026If you strike me down I will become more struck down than anyone has ever been. My ass will essentially have been cooked. Think wisely. 446247
Reposted by xtinaSimple Sabotage Field Manual @simple-sabotage.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by government clerks. 062
Reposted by xtinaChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I feel like Michael Clayton and Miles Edgeworth would develop a lot of respect for each other if they ever worked in the same legal system. I think he’d find Phoneix Wright to be a clown though. 5734
Reposted by xtinaIszac! @iszacstartown.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Ooooh look at these jingling keys! ooooohh!! 16618
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 24/03/2026if you start a sentence with “here’s the thing,” i’m not listening, i’ll never know what the thing is. unless it’s john carpenter’s the thing (1982), which i know and love 2486
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026i’m placing bets against money. this will pay off big once money is worthless 😌 010
Reposted by xtinaoctave @octave.bsky.social · 14/03/2026so the Woke Ginger can pop off but I get ran off of Craigslist for telling the truth as the Sexual Uncle. Ok 0729
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 09/03/2026they should invent a PB&J that is freshly made for me and i can eat it in bed without getting jelly everywhere 😌 030
Reposted by xtinanoka 🦿🦿 @noka2d.bsky.social · 24/02/2026If you're old enough to have watched .hack//Sign you should probably be more worried about .back//Pain 281430754
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 24/02/2026when i was a teen with a macbook, my lil bro would sneak up and quickly use the keyboard shortcut to open my Applications folder, then hit ⌘-A and ⌘-O 041
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 14/02/2026if miles edgeworth was in gone girl, it wouldn’t have gone down like that 051
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 13/02/2026i hope it’s fool’s spring soon, i love looking like an idiot for enjoying being outside 040
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 03/02/2026showing up to a new job with brian wilson bangs because i can’t really be bothered to cut them 😌 060
Reposted by xtinaRebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 01/02/2026i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org 156104913067
Reposted by xtinaJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 15/07/2024the yoga instructor tells me to engage my core. i toggle the swtich and feel my power levels rising. core engaged. plasma vents at 34%. within minutes my shoulder mounted turbo canons will be armed. namaste. 14960237
Reposted by xtinaNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 03/01/2026every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead 151696219
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 26/12/2025say hello to your little friend? i’d love to, he sounds great 060
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 20/12/2025“you can’t pause dark souls” sounds like a lie invented by boyfriends 08318
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 20/12/2025clocking in for my first day as a senior shambler at the dark souls III castle, hope i don’t ge- AEURRRUUHRRGGHHH 042
Reposted by xtinaEmily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I'm not the girlfriend...I'm the friend that girled up 114940
