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@octave.bsky.social
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too dumb for new york city, too ugly for LA

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octave @octave.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Will somebody just tell me if I need peptides or not
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ive heard similar arguments made poorly about how saying slurs is inherently working class or whatever, but I really like what Robby Hoffman says about “comfort” and “offense” being concerns of the wealthy that the poor, who’s lives are inherently uncomfortable and offensive, don’t have a stake in
youtu.be
Robby Hoffman: Growing Up Poor Never Leaves You | The Interview
YouTube video by The Interview
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’ll be honest I don’t know what it means in a movie review when they say somebody is a “revelation”
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
put the seat down at Magic the gathering prerelease in case any women are playing #iseeyou
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
older you get it’s funny when you meet people your age whose only interactions with people are with their employees
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
when they put me on the mic im dangerous…
me singing puff the magic dragon at karaoke
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
im in my 40s and I still think the coolest thing ive seen in my entire life was when my godfather picked up this bottle off the table in a diner and drank all the juice
Bottle of pepper sauce
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Fighting for my life in the bathroom right now (someone left the window open and a wandering Ronin got in).
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It’s a beautiful day. The group chats are open and people are having a wonderful time!
Mayor from Jaws
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
oh now it’s illegal to be stupid. ok keep moving the goalposts
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
a long time coming!
Billy Bat Vol 1
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
there was always some crazy shit going down in ancient china
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
always insane to talk to a stranger about homeless people and they speak about them like it’s the weather, some natural phenomenon that blows in and out and ruins their day because they have to experience it between errands
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
ive got an idea for a story about a crude caveman family. watch this space..
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
just got out of the Backrooms… or am I still in it? #ad
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
when i order the triple IPA and hit em with the millennial smirk 😏
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
my girl Betty Gilpin was great on Widow's Bay last night, laughed out loud at the finger point
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
very excited to take my niece and nephew to see the Backrooms this weekend, cool uncle mode activated
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
people who watch movies need to have some self respect
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
gas station mana pills
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
i wasn’t sure I could become embarrassed anymore as a Star Wars guy
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
there should be a shaolin monk temple in every American city
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
they just don’t make chromium covers like they used to
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
at a wedding where I only know the brides dad
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Aanand @aanand.style · 04/05/2026
Only one thing matters on Star Wars day and it’s #anakinsvlog
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m washed
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
*Marked safe from accidentally letting “Rooster” auto-play
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’ll be real, I don’t like biking because I don’t like the little outfits
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
not sure what’s so funny
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
i would LOVE to get hit by a Waymo
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
none of the other men at this bachelor party weekend have an opinion on the ending of Chainsaw Man get me outta here
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
grown ass man sipping mango lassi from a straw in the parking lot (me)
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
could Goku defeat a fear of platonic male intimacy
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
the Chainsaw Man ending was great. there's some kid out there reading this and feeling confused and excited and emotional, maybe even mad, and i really envy them
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
i find it really reductive when people say stuff like "White people sure like the Wire" but then again i am white and i love The Wire so what do i know
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Profile select screen of Peacock where the account named Curt has a picture of Ice T
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Robin-Yann Storm @rystorm.com · 14/03/2026
Youtube thumbnails from ancient times
a YouTube thumbnail saying 'ee-nasir gets copper complaint' with a red circle and red arrow, and the big face from the quoted post
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
woke ginger, based wasabi
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
so the Woke Ginger can pop off but I get ran off of Craigslist for telling the truth as the Sexual Uncle. Ok
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
there should be an app that listens in the background and catalogs all the ambient music you walk past in a day and now you say “but Curt I don’t want an app listening to me all day” and to that I say “too late brother!!!”
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
going from knowing nothing about Nirvanna the Band the Show to being insanely obsessed with it over the course of two weeks has been fun
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
i couldn’t explain what’s great about Chainsaw Man to anybody, it’s just a feeling
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie is the closest we’ll get to a LBFA movie
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I have more in common with any Iranian than with any of the ghouls who have run my country my whole life
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
i'm flying to LA tonight. i will be fixing the sign
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
porno called Angela’s Asses
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
you’re telling me some people are in relationships where TWO women be shopping???
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octave @octave.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
they need to turn the lights down in the Little Caesar’s waiting area
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