xtina @normal.bsky.social · 14/02/2026if miles edgeworth was in gone girl, it wouldn’t have gone down like that 051
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 03/02/2026showing up to a new job with brian wilson bangs because i can’t really be bothered to cut them 😌 060
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 12/10/2025this is dogshit lmao i just wanted to find a pic of my kirby wife 070
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 26/06/2025how it feels raising my hand urgently until my teacher calls on me, then announcing “i forget” 020
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 03/06/2025i’m not really rockin with treble these days. getting more into middle tbh 050
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 06/03/2025woke up giggling at 3am cus i invented a new rating system for movies where they get between 1 and 5 pieces of exodia 190
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 30/11/2024never seeing a movie without MX4D again. advising everyone to “puss up” 😤 3217
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 25/10/2024the type of shit only a majestic knowledge warrior would say 😭 040
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 06/10/2024they should allow me to buy one munchkin. there has to be a better way than buying five and throwing out four 😒 150
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 15/05/2024will they ever play lily chou chou again in nyc? we went to see it at BAM a while ago but the sound didn’t work so they refunded us, but they also didn’t show it again afaict? 120
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 26/11/2023holy shit burger king gets 5/5 forks look at these lil guys 1221
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 26/11/2023i’m on a hashbrowns tour of the midwest. so far, tim horton gets 2/5 forks 140
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 08/11/2023the hour of the wolf is the best time for a peanut butter jelly 040
xtina @normal.bsky.social · 31/10/2023working hard on my team’s annual plants. oh annual plans? shit 040
