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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 6h
lol. lmao, even. techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/mi…
techcommunity.microsoft.com
Secure Linux desktops with Microsoft Defender | Microsoft Community Hub
As more developers begin to use Linux desktops, they become more attractive to attackers: high-privilege, high-value, and easy for admins to overlook. A...
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neville park @nev.flipping.rocks.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
small clams court
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flere-imsaho 🇺🇦 @mawhrin.fedi.circumstances.run · 15/10/2026
got my (free) covid vaccine today. if you're in poland, here's the info about the vaccinations, in polish (the machine translation to english is good enough).
szczepienia.pzh.gov.pl
Komunikat Ministra Zdrowia w sprawie realizacji szczepień przeciw COVID-19 w sezonie 2026/2027 - Szczepienia.Info
Wszystko na temat szczepienia: działania, bezpieczeństwo oraz harmonogram szczepień. Baza wiedzy oraz cennych porad.
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Gen Z voice:
Not myself coming to Manderley for the first time, the wife of Maxim de Winter.
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Remembering all the different sorts of Halloween candies I've made for Improbable Island over the years
A range of sweet wrappers in various designs against a beige background.  Each one is a little bit different.

The candies include:

Hello.
Suck
Mange!
Bumpy Frank
Momf
FLICK (with bad kerning so it looks like it says FUCK)
Jimmy Crumbles
Blunge
NipNips
Chocolate Rings
Snudge
Swizzler
Flippler
Sweet Touch
Henson's Traditional Fish Cubes
Llama Bar
LIPS
Slippery Starfish
Twungle!
Dong
Country Hunny
Balls
Dave
Mister Finger
ButterBum
Furtler
Rumpadoo
Spanky
Nutty Log
Squirty Giggles
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Danuzja @danuzja.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
obrok magellana #SłowaNaOpka
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Rain雨, the Radical Dame~ @reignofraining.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
[Wheelchair Advice] The rubber on my old wheelchair wheels is finally wearing down. I have been using it as my "indoor" wheelchair for awhile now because its quieter but now there are black streaks all over my floor. The thing is like 4 years old and the breaks are starting to fail on it too […]
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David Penfold :verified: @davep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Texan, a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard […]
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
mityczna bestyja
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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trójkąt ▼ @trojkat.101010.pl.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
.grapefruit { padding: 150px }
Grapefruit with a very thick ring
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
they should invent hands that can be drawn
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xssfox (crossy) @xssfox.cloudisland.nz.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Lol, I think someone managed to nab the patreon name "oauth2" so now when you visit www.patreon.com/oauth2/documentation you get some random user
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Oᴜʀ ᴀᴜᴛᴏᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ sʏsᴛᴇᴍs ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴍɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏᴏᴛ ʜɪɢʜᴇʀ ǫᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʀʀᴇʟ sʜɪᴛᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ Tʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ
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Dilman Dila @dilmandila.mograph.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
This is depressing. Perfectly good alternatives to all Adobe have existed for many years and are used at pro level, but someone hallucinates some code with claude (which I hear was trained on code of programs like gimp and inkscape) and suddenly everyone is raving about it being the end of Adobe […]
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Morning
A photo of a sunrise. There are houses and trees in the background. A Labrador is rolling on the grass in the foreground.
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Depths of Wiktionary @depthsofwiktionary.wikis.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
[Screenshot of the Polish entry for "wyjść jak Zabłocki na mydle" on English Wiktionary]

Verb
1. (intransitive, idiomatic) to make a bad deal [with na (+ instrumental) ‘doing something’]

Etymology: Literally, “to end up like Zabłocki did with soap”. Cyprian Zabłocki was a 19th century Polish nobleman who allegedly came up with a scheme to get rich by selling soap abroad. Trying to deceive Prussian customs officers, he chained waterproof crates with the soap to a barge and ordered them thrown into the Vistula River, so that they would be transported unseen under the cover of water. Upon reaching the port city of Gdańsk, the crates were revealed to be faulty, resulting in all of the soap dissolving in water and Zabłocki losing all money he had invested in it.

Compare Belarusian вы́йграць як Забло́цкі на мы́ле (výjhracʹ jak Zablócki na mýlje), зарабі́ць як Забло́цкі на мы́ле (zarabícʹ jak Zablócki na mýlje).
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Some of yall
A stuffed worm reading a book called worms in stem
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The yellow heart emoji ⟨💛⟩ is mistakenly displayed as a pink "hairy heart" ⟨a pink heart symbol with marks representing short hair.⟩ in Google's Android 4.4 mobile operating system (released 2013) because Google's emoji art team misinterpreted the dots in Unicode's black-and-white reference images ⟨Heart symbol with dots.⟩ as being hair stubble. In reality, the dotted pattern is simply used as a colorless way to represent the color yellow (in accordance with heraldic hatching).
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
I don’t like this negative pattern of social media interaction: Post: if you want to x, you can just x! I encourage you to embrace any desires you may have to x and just get started! It’s not as hard as you fear! You don’t need a permission slip to x! 💖 Reply, received in a hundredfold […]
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Speaktrap @speaktrap.mastodon.com.pl.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
minesweeper.mikelacher.com
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Triple-A Minesweeper
Sweep to survive in the action-packed, AAA reboot of the classic puzzle game.
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Mark Taylor @markiswrit.ing · 09/10/2026
Thanks Microsoft grammar and style checker, very helpful
Text reading "I've knocked up a script to do these in bulk", with automatic style suggestions:
Direct language is clearer and won't confuse a reader. 
pregnant
impregnated
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daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
"The people holding up the internet" A good-looking but somewhat depressing exposé about the people holding up current digital infrastructure as a hobby. sheets.works/data-viz/holding-up-th…
sheets.works
The people holding up the internet
Four billion phones ask one text file what time it is. One lecturer keeps it in his spare time. We counted the rest.
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Degrowth or Extinction @ecosurrealism.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
#beSexy :goosebow:
two white ducks walking and two black ducks sitting in green grass and it reads: 
Self hate is over 
we are all sexy now
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Doctor M. Popular @docpop.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Patreon removed one of my #yoyo videos from their platform because it made them horny. Not sure what I can do about that... so I made a silly video while I wait for a reply from Patreon's support team. spectra.video/w/w2xxJiDp4nhB7CTmCg5…
spectra.video
Patreon Says Yo-Yoing Is "Sexual Activity"
Patreon removed one of my yo-yo videos from their platform because it made them feel too horny. While I'm waiting for a response from their support team, I thought I'd make a video about it. Maybe ...
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rar is win @xyla.zip · 07/10/2026
Are these words in the Bible?

among us fort night battle pass

6 out of 6 words (100.00%) are found in the Bible.
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Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
not to be ‘’that’ guy’ but actually all chess is four dimensional
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Doctor M. Popular @docpop.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
macOS no longer has a single switch for turning off Apple Intelligence. Even after disabling the features, the downloaded AI models stay on your Mac and can take up 12.2 GB of storage! "RemoveMacAI turns the features off, removes the models and prevents macOS from downloading them again. All […]
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Fact check: Misleading claims spark plague fears in Russia www.dw.com/en/russia-lab-worker-dea…
dw.com
Fact check: Misleading claims about Russian lab worker's death fuels fears of plague outbreak
The death of a lab worker at a plague research institute in Russia has sparked claims about a lab accident, hundreds of infections and international spread. Some of these viral narratives are misleading.
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antygon @antygon.mastodon.com.pl.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Sony postawiło na cyfrową dystrybucje gier na PS5. Gracze postawili na cyfrowe PS5 youtu.be/Oi4RU8-n_bQ
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Depths of Wiktionary @depthsofwiktionary.wikis.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
opening a new restaurant. our current menu includes: - alphabet soup - word salad - nothing burger - everything bagel
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
a pokój na Ziemi
tabliczka ostrzegawcza: UWAGA PRACE NA WYSOKOŚCI
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
website? you mean a facebook group?
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
[Top tip for injured hairy men] If your plaster/bandaid is the sort that's more clothy/fabricy than plasticky/rubbery then rubbing/isopropyl alcohol will wick right through the fabric to the adhesive underneath and dissolve it damn near instantly. Put a dab on your fingers and rub the cloth and […]
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
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Alice Crux @alicecrux.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
shoutout to all lesbians
folden-like monument of two pairs of scissors
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klusex @klusex.lewacki.space.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Zdjęcie: Ryż w woreczku włożony do garnka z gotującą się wodą.
Wpis pod zdjęciem: My father is Filipino. He has written to the Philippines embassy to inform them of Poland's crime against rice. You should expect a formal declaration of war to arrive.
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Doctor M. Popular @docpop.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Me farting: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me smelling: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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SpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Happy "Charles Darwin is poorly today" Day to those who celebrate 165 years ago today, Charles Darwin was having a rough one
Photo of Charles Darwin's hand-written journal entry from 1 Oct 1861 and digitized text of same

"But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything."
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
d
Who, Me? was a top secret, sulfurous, non-lethal chemical weapon developed by MIT-graduate Ernest Crocker for the U.S. Office of Strategic Services during World War II.[1][2] Who, Me? smelled strongly of fecal matter, and was issued in pocket atomizers intended to be unobtrusively sprayed on a German officer to humiliate him and, by extension, demoralize the occupying German forces.[3]

Who, Me? had a high concentration of extremely volatile sulfur compounds that were very difficult to control: more often than not, the person who did the spraying also ended up smelling as bad as the one targeted.[4] After two weeks, it was concluded that Who, Me? was a failure.
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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 01/10/2026
According to a new data, Ukrainian refugees generated 2.4% of the Polish GDP last year. They also paid 50 000 000 zł more into health service than took out of it. About 87% of them works and are self sufficient. Only 10% depends on Polish social service
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Uchodźcy z Ukrainy przyczynili się do wytworzenia 2.4% polskiego PKB w 2025 roku | UNHCR Polska
Warszawa, 1 października 2026 r. - Ponad cztery lata po rozpoczęciu pełnoskalowej inwazji Rosji na Ukrainę, zatrudnienie uchodźców z Ukrainy w Polsce systematycznie się zwiększa, a aktywność zawodowa ...
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garry @repeattofa.de · 27/09/2026
yee and indeed haw 🤠
#CatsOfMastodon

A grey shorthair cat with a red neckerchief
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
ej #Poznań, gdyby ktoś miał ochotę pouczyć się śpiewu tradycyjnego, to będą wkrótce warsztaty weekendowe. nie trzeba mieć żadnego doświadczenia muzycznego. gorąco polecam prowadzących, dla osoby początkującej są najlepszą możliwą opcją […]
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Chris Brooking @chris108.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Random thought: A female werewolf would be a wifwolf. #etymology #randomthoughts
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
man, ten years ago, millennials used to be so good at killing industries. can’t we get together and do one more, for old times sake?
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
I call it my Regret Machine because for a penny it gives usually 5, sometimes 4 or very occasionally 6 jellybeans and you stick them all in your mouth at once and get a flavour that you will never, ever, EVER taste again
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