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Doctor M. Popular @docpop.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 7h
Omicron is a fediverse powered blogging platform that looks great so far. join.omicron.blog I love seeing this ecosystem continue to grow.
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 3h
is it the passage of time
a BBC Indepth headline: The real reason US politicians are getting older
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 3h
@north is it me?????
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Depths of Wiktionary @depthsofwiktionary.wikis.world.ap.brid.gy · 17h
[Screenshot of the translingual entry for "4" on English Wiktionary]
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 21h
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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 21h
Forgot to show you all this chonky boi from the IoW I saw the other day
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Alex R @alexreid.org · 20/10/2026
I too am having a Power Event (nap) in my data centre (bed)
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Tim J @timtfj.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
YouTuber (n.) A root vegetable bearing your likeness; your potatiform avatar.
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
@TOrynski miałem wątpliwą przyjemność mieć z nim jakieś jedne zajęcia lata temu. nic z nich nie pamiętam poza ogólnym wrażeniem jaki to pretensjonalny buc.
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026
[Started a thing and went fuck it you can have it] "That's it," grins Tim, "that's the last little bit of highway. Single-lane all the way, now." Alex stirs; eyes out the window, not thinking exactly, but not not-thinking either, it takes him a sec to shift from Vaguely Thoughtful Contented […]
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MacPsych @macpsych.social.lol.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Doing some research and planning for next weekend's lightning visit to Zagreb 🇭🇷 I'd welcome any recommendations for cafes, book shops, cosy shops, nice bars and/or spots with good craft beer. We have dinners booked for Sat and Sun evenings. And it looks like it's going to be raining all […]
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
I use ache btw
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clifff @clifff.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
really makes you think #StreetArt
Photo of a sticker on a lamppost that says: I GOT PEGGED AT THE GEN-X JOPLIN SHOW BY AN ANDROGYNOUS FORKLIFT OPERATOR AND THEY STOLE MY KEYS
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harce @harce.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
@_alariko / alariko.carrd.co
Graphic of a floating giftshop wrapped around the hand caring a toarch of a submerged statue of liberty sticking out from the water.
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Mr. Encyclopedia @eopoint.com · 16/10/2026
Me (describing a friend with Dextrocardia): He's a good guy, but his heart's in the wrong place.
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Tomasz Oryński @torynski.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
ej, kto się zna na komputrach, pomóżcie :) Przenosiłem pliki pod linuxem na dysk zewnętrzny i bateria mi padła i laptop zdechł. No i jak podłączyłem to ich nie ma ani tam gdzie miały być, ani tam gdzie były wcześniej, ani w śmietniku. Zgaduję, że one gdzieś fizycznie są... Jak to nadgryźć? […]
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Willow :bisexual::neodog_flag_demiboy: @witix.thegayagenda.fans.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Wow apparently either all people in Gaza have a family of seven or some scumbag is using a genocide to run a scam ​:neodog_woozy:​
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
lol. lmao, even. techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/mi…
techcommunity.microsoft.com
Secure Linux desktops with Microsoft Defender | Microsoft Community Hub
As more developers begin to use Linux desktops, they become more attractive to attackers: high-privilege, high-value, and easy for admins to overlook. A...
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@speaktrap Galeria Neonów przy Ruskiej, Ostrów Tumski, budynek Uniwersytetu na Rynku, Mostek Czarownic, Panorama Racławicka
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neville park @nev.flipping.rocks.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
small clams court
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flere-imsaho 🇺🇦 @mawhrin.fedi.circumstances.run · 15/10/2026
got my (free) covid vaccine today. if you're in poland, here's the info about the vaccinations, in polish (the machine translation to english is good enough).
szczepienia.pzh.gov.pl
Komunikat Ministra Zdrowia w sprawie realizacji szczepień przeciw COVID-19 w sezonie 2026/2027 - Szczepienia.Info
Wszystko na temat szczepienia: działania, bezpieczeństwo oraz harmonogram szczepień. Baza wiedzy oraz cennych porad.
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Gen Z voice:
Not myself coming to Manderley for the first time, the wife of Maxim de Winter.
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Remembering all the different sorts of Halloween candies I've made for Improbable Island over the years
A range of sweet wrappers in various designs against a beige background.  Each one is a little bit different.

The candies include:

Hello.
Suck
Mange!
Bumpy Frank
Momf
FLICK (with bad kerning so it looks like it says FUCK)
Jimmy Crumbles
Blunge
NipNips
Chocolate Rings
Snudge
Swizzler
Flippler
Sweet Touch
Henson's Traditional Fish Cubes
Llama Bar
LIPS
Slippery Starfish
Twungle!
Dong
Country Hunny
Balls
Dave
Mister Finger
ButterBum
Furtler
Rumpadoo
Spanky
Nutty Log
Squirty Giggles
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Danuzja @danuzja.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
obrok magellana #SłowaNaOpka
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
@discobear gotta work on those pr0n features.
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Rain雨, the Radical Dame~ @reignofraining.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
[Wheelchair Advice] The rubber on my old wheelchair wheels is finally wearing down. I have been using it as my "indoor" wheelchair for awhile now because its quieter but now there are black streaks all over my floor. The thing is like 4 years old and the breaks are starting to fail on it too […]
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David Penfold :verified: @davep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Texan, a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard […]
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
mityczna bestyja
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
@klusex oj tam
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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trójkąt ▼ @trojkat.101010.pl.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
.grapefruit { padding: 150px }
Grapefruit with a very thick ring
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
they should invent hands that can be drawn
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xssfox (crossy) @xssfox.cloudisland.nz.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Lol, I think someone managed to nab the patreon name "oauth2" so now when you visit www.patreon.com/oauth2/documentation you get some random user
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
@LukaszHorodecki nigdy do tego nie dojdziemy.
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Oᴜʀ ᴀᴜᴛᴏᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ sʏsᴛᴇᴍs ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴍɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏᴏᴛ ʜɪɢʜᴇʀ ǫᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʀʀᴇʟ sʜɪᴛᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ Tʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ
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Dilman Dila @dilmandila.mograph.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
This is depressing. Perfectly good alternatives to all Adobe have existed for many years and are used at pro level, but someone hallucinates some code with claude (which I hear was trained on code of programs like gimp and inkscape) and suddenly everyone is raving about it being the end of Adobe […]
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Morning
A photo of a sunrise. There are houses and trees in the background. A Labrador is rolling on the grass in the foreground.
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
@leyths what's an upsidog
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Depths of Wiktionary @depthsofwiktionary.wikis.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
[Screenshot of the Polish entry for "wyjść jak Zabłocki na mydle" on English Wiktionary]

Verb
1. (intransitive, idiomatic) to make a bad deal [with na (+ instrumental) ‘doing something’]

Etymology: Literally, “to end up like Zabłocki did with soap”. Cyprian Zabłocki was a 19th century Polish nobleman who allegedly came up with a scheme to get rich by selling soap abroad. Trying to deceive Prussian customs officers, he chained waterproof crates with the soap to a barge and ordered them thrown into the Vistula River, so that they would be transported unseen under the cover of water. Upon reaching the port city of Gdańsk, the crates were revealed to be faulty, resulting in all of the soap dissolving in water and Zabłocki losing all money he had invested in it.

Compare Belarusian вы́йграць як Забло́цкі на мы́ле (výjhracʹ jak Zablócki na mýlje), зарабі́ць як Забло́цкі на мы́ле (zarabícʹ jak Zablócki na mýlje).
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
@LukaszHorodecki pasuje
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
@m0bi haz.pink/@can/117423778710131255
haz.pink
Pink (@can@haz.pink)
PSA: No, Russian bot traffic has not significantly decreased. Only Yandex’s network is mostly silent, which doesn’t have a huge impact on automated requests from all of Russia. And neither has much to do with social media bots. Stop spreading this kind of misinformation. https://radar.cloudflare.com/bots/ru
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Some of yall
A stuffed worm reading a book called worms in stem
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noodlejetski :verified_gay: @noodlejetski.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
@discobear f a n c y
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The yellow heart emoji ⟨💛⟩ is mistakenly displayed as a pink "hairy heart" ⟨a pink heart symbol with marks representing short hair.⟩ in Google's Android 4.4 mobile operating system (released 2013) because Google's emoji art team misinterpreted the dots in Unicode's black-and-white reference images ⟨Heart symbol with dots.⟩ as being hair stubble. In reality, the dotted pattern is simply used as a colorless way to represent the color yellow (in accordance with heraldic hatching).
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
I don’t like this negative pattern of social media interaction: Post: if you want to x, you can just x! I encourage you to embrace any desires you may have to x and just get started! It’s not as hard as you fear! You don’t need a permission slip to x! 💖 Reply, received in a hundredfold […]
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Speaktrap @speaktrap.mastodon.com.pl.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
minesweeper.mikelacher.com
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Triple-A Minesweeper
Sweep to survive in the action-packed, AAA reboot of the classic puzzle game.
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