David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026We have a completion date! The date is in November. After telling the conveyancers repeatedly we need to complete before end of October. I’m relieved we are moving to completion and also so annoyed they couldn’t even get that fucking detail right. Guess it’ll be another Friday spent chasing […]mastodon.worldOriginal post on mastodon.world 000 0
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026My exes lawyer: we sent the documents twice and the conveyancer acknowledged receipt of them this morning My conveyancer: we have not received any documents and the phone call we made this morning to their lawyer was to say we cannot proceed without them My exes lawyer: here is proof of […]mastodon.worldOriginal post on mastodon.world 000 0
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026Have spent the day messaging, phoning and arguing with conveyancers who have held up my house ownership change process by two months over not sending a piece of paper to one another. Cast the lot of them into hell, it’s the least they deserve. 100 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026Went for Austrian food in Berlin tonight. Delicious! 020 2
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026[Control Resonant thoughts (no spoilers)] Absolutely loved it. From the combat, the characters, the overall story, and the flawless presentation. Think I’ll be coming back to some of the soundtrack too after this. 000 0
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026Started Control: Resonant and already vibing with it a lot more than Control. 000 0
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026After six months in a calorie deficit I’m finally moving into a maintenance/lean gain phase at the end of this month. Looking forward to some strength gains at the gym. 110 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026Good morning. Hope you all have a lazy/productive/fun/chilled weekend. 020 2
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026My other butterfly ginger in bloom. Such easy plants. 000 0
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026Manager didn’t turn up to our 1:1 yesssssss 100 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026Been a bit quiet on here recently thanks to General Life Stress ™️. So here’s some proof of life. 020 2
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026Person next to me at the gym has amassed 5 sets of dumbbells that she is very busy not using. 000 0
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026Approaching 40k steps today and my legs are binbags full of jelly 100 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026Saw a show at the roundhouse and it was a full two hours of emergency alerts blaring 110 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026Formal mortgage application today followed by the transfer of equity beginning 🤞 000 0
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026I have a second big rat today #dogsofmastodon 123 3
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026Stumbled on this poem and thought I'd share with the gang.. "It Ends or It Doesn't" by Caitlyn Siehl It ends or it doesn't. That’s what you say. That’s how you get through it. The tunnel, the night, the pain, the love. It ends or it doesn't. If the sun never comes up, you find a way to live […]mastodon.worldOriginal post on mastodon.world 000 0
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026Having to deal with three lots of estate agents coming over to value the place I jointly own (to see if I need to sell or if I can afford to buy out the other owner). Nothing quite like the dread of knowing you're about to be hard-sold to by the kind of people even Satan finds a bit much. 000 0
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026Best thing about the gym: sitting down between sets Worst thing about the gym: actually doing exercise 011 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026That scene in the latest ep of Interview with the Vampire. Wow. 021 2
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026Had the most incredible time on my first ever solo holiday. Met some wonderful friends, had a little holiday romance, just the right amount of chaos and mess. After five years of not leaving the UK or being away I couldn’t have asked for a more perfect week. 010 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026[Shirtless male torso, nipples] Have managed to achieve some deeply unaesthetic sunburn that is only possible due to my Irish ancestries ghostly skin and my own inability to apply suncream evenly. 210 2
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026Long day of travelling ahead of me today as I begin my solo holiday to Gran Canaria. 000 0
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026Butterfly gingers in bloom yet again #bloomposting 010 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026Having a cold in summer is simply humiliating. I am ashamed. 010 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026Been trapped on a kanban training course for two days now with a developer who adores the sound of their own voice. Shut the fuck up dude. Not every conversation needs your view. 210 2
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026Have become such a regular at my local coffee shop that they’ve got a whole till button just for me 110 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026Watched 'Straight Up' - a rom-com with themes of asexuality, neurodiversity and trying to find acceptance in a world you don't quite fit into. Was touching and a recommend www.rottentomatoes.com/m/straight_u…rottentomatoes.comStraight Up | Rotten TomatoesDiscover reviews, ratings, and trailers for Straight Up on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today! 010 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026I just discovered and pulled out an ear hair. 020 2
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026I’ve played Betrayal at House on the Hill twice now and it’s the most miserable boardgame experience. 200 2
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026Rained here overnight and this morning feels significantly less oppressive. Was being watched by a furry friend on my walk. 030 3
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026Had probably the most “gym bro” meal I’ve consumed in a while. A chicken breast, a fried egg and a half tin of baked beans (with a light dusting of grated cheese). Feels wrong but was surprisingly good. Think I’ll swap the chicken breast for chicken sausages next time. 020 2
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026Good morning. It is 6am and 22C and humid. Current high forecast at 35C 😭 000 0
Reposted by Davidgarry @repeattofa.de · 22/06/2026RE: timetheft.social/@tinybird/11679377… happy pridetimetheft.social 029 9
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026[Ukpol] My prediction: Burnham will be a longer lasting and generally more successful PM than Starmer but may not make it past the next election. Policy wise I’ll hate most of what he will do, but he’ll generally communicate more effectively and will manage the party with more skill 000 0
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026Easy like Sunday morning. (feat. an apple bun this time) 010 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026Had a great and boozy day walking with the West London Queer Project for their pride walk in aid of MND. I would now like to retire to a darkened room for a few short years to recover. 020 2
Reposted by DavidJens Jäger @jensjot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026[witty caption goes here] @leyths 👋🏻 222 2
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026Learning that RPDR AS singing challenges are all prerecorded and all the queens just contract out to others (Megami) to write their bits has absolutely ruined these episodes for me. All the fake bits where they “write” their lyrics. Girl, bye. 100 1
David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026[Ukpol] I wonder if I’ll hate Burnham less than I hate Starmer as PM. They’re both empty suited weathervanes. But Burnham seems more politically adept, so perhaps he might be a more effective PM than Starmer has managed to be. 001 1