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@leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy
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Software engineer. I own a dog named Finn. I like plants, video games and food. Say hi :) Games I enjoy the most: factory automation (Factorio/Satisfactory), Survival […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.world/@leyths, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 16h
Post-industrial sunrise from Woolwich Arsenal
A photo of the Thames from a viewpoint on the bank at Woolwich Arsenal. There are four wooden poles in the river. There is a factory or power plant letting off steam on the far bank. The sky is blue and yellow and pink.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
We have a completion date! The date is in November. After telling the conveyancers repeatedly we need to complete before end of October. I’m relieved we are moving to completion and also so annoyed they couldn’t even get that fucking detail right. Guess it’ll be another Friday spent chasing […]
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
My exes lawyer: we sent the documents twice and the conveyancer acknowledged receipt of them this morning My conveyancer: we have not received any documents and the phone call we made this morning to their lawyer was to say we cannot proceed without them My exes lawyer: here is proof of […]
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Have spent the day messaging, phoning and arguing with conveyancers who have held up my house ownership change process by two months over not sending a piece of paper to one another. Cast the lot of them into hell, it’s the least they deserve.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Morning
A photo of a sunrise. There are houses and trees in the background. A Labrador is rolling on the grass in the foreground.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Went for Austrian food in Berlin tonight. Delicious!
A photo of Kaiserschmarrn with vanilla ice cream and plum compote
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
[Control Resonant thoughts (no spoilers)] Absolutely loved it. From the combat, the characters, the overall story, and the flawless presentation. Think I’ll be coming back to some of the soundtrack too after this.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Started Control: Resonant and already vibing with it a lot more than Control.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
After six months in a calorie deficit I’m finally moving into a maintenance/lean gain phase at the end of this month. Looking forward to some strength gains at the gym.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Good morning. Hope you all have a lazy/productive/fun/chilled weekend.
Selfie of a man in a grassy area. There are trees and a dog behind him. He is wearing a grey hoodie.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
My other butterfly ginger in bloom. Such easy plants.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Manager didn’t turn up to our 1:1 yesssssss
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Been a bit quiet on here recently thanks to General Life Stress ™️. So here’s some proof of life.
A selfie of a man wearing a grey hoodie. He has a dirty blue dog lead over one shoulder. His ear is pierced. 

In the background looking at the camera is a charcoal Labrador. The ground is dry and dead. There are trees and morning sun.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
cigarette despondently hanging between stockinged knees. caption "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Person next to me at the gym has amassed 5 sets of dumbbells that she is very busy not using.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Approaching 40k steps today and my legs are binbags full of jelly
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Saw a show at the roundhouse and it was a full two hours of emergency alerts blaring
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
*Boiling to death noises*
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
Formal mortgage application today followed by the transfer of equity beginning 🤞
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
I have a second big rat today #dogsofmastodon
A photo of two dogs. A smaller white poodle cross is sat on a log. In front of the log Finn the charcoal Labrador is sitting. There are plants in the background.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
Stumbled on this poem and thought I'd share with the gang.. "It Ends or It Doesn't" by Caitlyn Siehl It ends or it doesn't. That’s what you say. That’s how you get through it. The tunnel, the night, the pain, the love. It ends or it doesn't. If the sun never comes up, you find a way to live […]
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
Having to deal with three lots of estate agents coming over to value the place I jointly own (to see if I need to sell or if I can afford to buy out the other owner). Nothing quite like the dread of knowing you're about to be hard-sold to by the kind of people even Satan finds a bit much.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
Best thing about the gym: sitting down between sets Worst thing about the gym: actually doing exercise
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
That scene in the latest ep of Interview with the Vampire. Wow.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
Had the most incredible time on my first ever solo holiday. Met some wonderful friends, had a little holiday romance, just the right amount of chaos and mess. After five years of not leaving the UK or being away I couldn’t have asked for a more perfect week.
A photo of three men. Two are sat down, the third is crouched with his head between theirs. There are palm trees and tables in the background. Everyone is suitably drunk.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
Good morning lovelies x
A gym selfie. A man is sitting in an under armour black top with converse on in front of a rack of dumbbells.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026
[Shirtless male torso, nipples] Have managed to achieve some deeply unaesthetic sunburn that is only possible due to my Irish ancestries ghostly skin and my own inability to apply suncream evenly.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
Long day of travelling ahead of me today as I begin my solo holiday to Gran Canaria.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
Butterfly gingers in bloom yet again #bloomposting
A photograph of the bloom of a butterfly ginger
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Having a cold in summer is simply humiliating. I am ashamed.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Been trapped on a kanban training course for two days now with a developer who adores the sound of their own voice. Shut the fuck up dude. Not every conversation needs your view.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
Made a friend
A black cat with green eyes looks at the camera. A man wearing sunglasses is petting it. He is crouched on the other side of the photo. There are trees and sun in the background.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
Have become such a regular at my local coffee shop that they’ve got a whole till button just for me
A PoS payment terminal with “Decaf David - (Ice), Ice” on it.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Watched 'Straight Up' - a rom-com with themes of asexuality, neurodiversity and trying to find acceptance in a world you don't quite fit into. Was touching and a recommend www.rottentomatoes.com/m/straight_u…
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
I just discovered and pulled out an ear hair.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
A photo of a man and a dog. The man’s head is in the bottom left corner. He is wearing glasses and has brown hair and a beard. The dog is pictured from below his chin. You can see the bottom of his tongue and his nose.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
I’ve played Betrayal at House on the Hill twice now and it’s the most miserable boardgame experience.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
Rained here overnight and this morning feels significantly less oppressive. Was being watched by a furry friend on my walk.
A photograph of a fox at distance. He is sat looking at the person behind the camera. He is framed by trees and bushes.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
SCP-7239
A photo of a chair surrounded by caution signs, roped off with caution tape in the middle of the gym.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
24C at 5am 🤮
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Had probably the most “gym bro” meal I’ve consumed in a while. A chicken breast, a fried egg and a half tin of baked beans (with a light dusting of grated cheese). Feels wrong but was surprisingly good. Think I’ll swap the chicken breast for chicken sausages next time.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
Good morning. It is 6am and 22C and humid. Current high forecast at 35C 😭
A photograph of a bird in the cemetery. It’s a black bird with an orange beak. It is sitting on a branch surrounded by leaves.
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garry @repeattofa.de · 22/06/2026
RE: timetheft.social/@tinybird/11679377… happy pride
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
[Ukpol] My prediction: Burnham will be a longer lasting and generally more successful PM than Starmer but may not make it past the next election. Policy wise I’ll hate most of what he will do, but he’ll generally communicate more effectively and will manage the party with more skill
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
Easy like Sunday morning. (feat. an apple bun this time)
A photo of an decaf iced flat white and an apple, cinnamon and cardamom bun.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
Had a great and boozy day walking with the West London Queer Project for their pride walk in aid of MND. I would now like to retire to a darkened room for a few short years to recover.
Five people looking at the camera. A dog is partially visible in the background. The man on the left is making a peace sign.
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Jens Jäger @jensjot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
[witty caption goes here] @leyths 👋🏻
Photo of two men smiling in front of a yellow-brick building at night, with a London underground train sign visible above them. A map of the transit system is seen nearby.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
Learning that RPDR AS singing challenges are all prerecorded and all the queens just contract out to others (Megami) to write their bits has absolutely ruined these episodes for me. All the fake bits where they “write” their lyrics. Girl, bye.
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David @leyths.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
[Ukpol] I wonder if I’ll hate Burnham less than I hate Starmer as PM. They’re both empty suited weathervanes. But Burnham seems more politically adept, so perhaps he might be a more effective PM than Starmer has managed to be.
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