Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 10hWent to football training tonight after stopping in Jan and let me tell you sometimes I think sore knees are god’s way of telling you to have a sit down 2100
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026The excavator is here for to dig the footings. It’s what you might describe as ‘bijou’. 6150
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026builder is coming today to start the demolition for the extension. Apparently we WILL have a boiler for the next 12 weeks barring a few days of outage while it's moved, but we WON'T have a washing machine (since it isn't in the kitchen because i'm not disgusting, and it's laundry is dying today) 5100
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026I’m at a 30th birthday party and I am feeling every single one of my twenty seven years. 10380
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026Excited to weave willow at my willow weaving workshop at spinning and weaving dyeing guild today 🌳 1130
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026I just think if you regularly sit on the remote and pause the telly show and *I* say to put the remote on the coffee table and you don’t do it but then you sit on it again and again I should be awarded hazard pay for not saying what I’m thinking 4160
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026apparently the goose fair is on? and a tram strike? and the half marathon is on this weekend? it's all too much i'm staying in. 590
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026god i can hear the LLMese in youtube scripts so clearly now, it's really offputting. It's especially bad when the LLM uses a word the narrator/presenter doesn't really know and they mispronounce it. Time to go back to my insane quilters and elderly handspinners i guess. 3150
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026£4 for a pure new* wool m&s jumper at my local Barnados chazzer. I don’t even think the blood on it is human! *new to me at least 470
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026you IDIOT, you FOOL, you RUBE, that trapdoor wasn't held open with the bungy cord like all the other days, it was held open with my £10 "Drone Airdrop Dropper Thrower Accessories Remote Control UAV Airdrop For DJI" and i was watching from the upstairs window like a freak holding the release clicker. 170
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026Christ alive there was a badger noshing off the cat food on the lawn just now 120
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026No one can legally stop you from making your own felafel and if they try you have a pan of hot oil at your disposal so think on and look sharp 3100
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026just thinking and feeling and updating Linux at 15kB/s 161
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026chuckling to myself at the idea of a drag queen called Bette Milder who has limp hair and the air of a librarian and tells extremely PG jokes. 070
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026There's a buzzard that circles above me skriking away and that's lovely but why doesn't it eat the feral cats? What is the point of having birds of prey if they don't do any preying? Why do I have to do everything around here? 110
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026just had to renew my UK drivers license which means i've been here ELEVEN YEARS and it cost FOURTEEN POUNDS and no ones ever even asked to see it 😿(except for one of the scabbier clubs in Plymouth who scan all the DLs of punters cos of all the stabbings) 280
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 06/09/2026I baked a cake that involves blending up a whole orange with some other bits and bobs, and it came out extremely great, but I put a lime drizzle icing on it so I can’t post a pic cos you know how overstimulated you all get 4280
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 06/09/2026Popped to Wollaton Hall to see a Tudor embroidery exhibit but also there’s so much to see and do at Wollaton like see a dead kiwi, a book called the joys of trout, and a deer rubbing off on a tree etc. 3120
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026Nearly told an old woman to fuck off after she snapped at me at the finish line but managed to stop myself 🥰 1170
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026Oh the kitten thing is re this monster I made earlier 🦤 5240
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026Oh as if you can’t instantly tell it’s rose matafeo on the phone in the new taskmaster get a grip 250
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026i was wearing my blue&white floral jumper at aldi earlier and i was perusing the cheesery and a lady was like LOVE ur jumper and i was like UH OH IT'S CUMIN OUT LIKE WORD VOMIT 'thanks i made it' & she was like omg and i was like yeah i know and then she was like is it ok if i hate you a lil bit? 🤡 3190
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026In my local park there are tree seedlings 🌱 that come up in the mown bit and I pinch 🤏🏼 them in late winter and put them in my hedge where I’ve taken the leylandii out and I’ve been doing this a few years and some of them are plums & now I’m making jam 🍒 Whats leylandii good for? WASPS end of list 😤 160
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026suggestion: computers that don't fucking suck and actually do the thing they're designed to do and also someone could write a teensy bit of documentation once in a while so when they don't do the thing you can look stuff up? 360
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 31/08/2026What a day! I went to take some honey boxes off the hive and whom do I see under the lid on the wrong side of the bee excluder? The fucking QUEEN. So I take the frame she’s on and take her round to the entrance to rehome her and she FUCKING FLIES OFF. Eventually find her underneath trying to get 3130
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 31/08/2026Well I put up a bat box so if those little creeps don’t move in I shall be cross 390
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 27/08/2026if i were jehovah i would simply not send my witnesses out in this rain round people's houses especially when those people are down the side of the house trying to dislodge all the dead moss that's come down with this first rain and clogged up the drain grate making it overflow but that's just me 070
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 25/08/2026the face i make just when the single i'm spinning snaps cos i let it get too fine and mark is like 'did it snap' and i can't go 'what do you fucken think, carnt?' even though i'm really pissy because taking it out on him isn't nice and also when i have a good hat on. 1100
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 24/08/2026Had a fucking chamomile and it’s woken me up. I can’t even get herbs right today. 130
Nichol @henribus.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026they think they're reeeeeeal fucken smart avoiding the trap even when i set it with the most delicious food, but if i tie the door of the trap open for a week so it doesn't go off, they soon forget their smarts and now someone is in the cage to be transported to the gulags (Sherwood) for reëducation 3190
