Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIISkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 28/02/2025Normalize staying the fuck home when you're sick 324545 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh damn! She sent a letter! She is putting her never-ending *concerns* onto paper. That should be enough for the Maine voters. Again. 000 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We need to hear this truth more often, and louder. Rural 'red' families have failed so many of their flesh and blood because of crass religious propaganda. 010 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The World to Sam Altman: ‘Sam Altman should accept some horrible things happening’ for the benefits of The World 010 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thanks mom. Great stuff for a kindergartener. 😵💫 010 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics. 322164754674 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Bitch you KNOW I'm reading that historical plaque 517226 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Star would ask if you’ve seen any squirrels. Oh, and perhaps have any cheese? 000 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 331190063986 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIILuke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all 7259802001 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 09/07/2023[crime scene] partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints me: *whispering* jesus partner: oh shit, jesus 11880237 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trump gave a bigly ballyhooed address to the nation about how China stole the 2020 election two months ago and everyone including him immediately forgot about it. 17664145 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever theonion.comDog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBIWASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was... 282467369 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Unbelievable We are covering up our own casualties in Trump’s war of choice. I suspected this was true, we need to impeach/prosecute these mfers 000 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIAmelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans” 5259201627 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026RFK Jr: “We are also looking into whether Birds Aren’t Real” 111 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026President Business Diaper McDeals doesn’t understand how foreign trade works. Shocking. 000 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible 25150273938 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on 8685422212 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell disappeared for three months & kept his full salary. Disabled people are forced to prove they’re “still disabled” just to remain in legislated poverty. Folks on SNAP must re-apply and prove they’re “still poor”. Republican Senators don’t even have to prove they’re alive. 182150809 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIAaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 12/09/2026This is white collar crime These executives should be prosecuted These doctors should at least lose their licenses We need a War on White Collar Crime bsky.app/profile/prop... 315459 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIdan mentos @danmentos.com · 29/03/2024[last supper] Jesus: *raising chalice* let us sup Judas: what's sup? Jesus: Not much what's up with you lmao Judas: this is the last straw 212528507 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIISophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Name your fav Star Trek species, wrongs answers only. 1621726 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What’s an example of perfect casting?static.klipy.comYoung Frankenstein: Abby Normal BrainALT: Young Frankenstein: Abby Normal Brain 000 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What’s it like inside your head?static.klipy.comChimpanzee Jumping on BedALT: Chimpanzee Jumping on Bed 010 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Do we really have to live in the stupidest version of everything, all the time? Ratified and binding. 000 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It’s proper to assume all FBI agents paid to fuck a cow now. Maybe even stole it too. We’re great again! 000 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026“There is dust on your chairs.” “Tomorrow,” said Toad. “Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.” “Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!” 324542 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 16/05/2024"A rich man who can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke commissions the creation of a robot that can tell jokes but the robot also isn't funny" is like the plot to a TWILIGHT ZONE episode that never aired because it made the audience too sad. 722862 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIICoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026had an unexpected $5000 car repair and I’m really struggling. if someone could rename a lake it would really help ❤️ 30909162 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Does an app exist that will alert you to food/product recalls? 100 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 26/08/2026Just saw Facebook antivaxxers speculating that 80-year-old Dolly Parton’s death was hastened by the COVID vaccine she helped fund the development of and received—half a decade ago—and am thinking about how the past decade spent catering to these people has been nothing but a waste of time. 95334831 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton 7165532896 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The residents of Gary have been without electricity for 2 weeks and their lieutenant governor is tweeting this: 782181795 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes. 4364911265 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I feel like there’s an alternate universe in which Natalie Harp started dyeing her hair black instead of platinum blonde and ended up being the kind of girl who wrote letters to famous serial killers in prison 774916491 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIICollins Watch @collinswatch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Susan Collins pulls into town in a bus full of her supporters; then they all get off the bus; and then she addresses the folks who were on the bus with her as if they were regular Mainers; and legacy media covers this, pretending it isn't deeply bizarre. (Notice the guys with cameras.) #MEpolitics 759101774008 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Look at this guy. Out here genuinely wondering. Genuinely. 070 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIYooty @yooty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I don’t think people adequately understand how fucked up the situation on the USS Abe Lincoln is. 441882395 0
Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The sundowner saying this is fully vaxxed and medicated. For whatever that is worth today. 000 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Cow helps his Dog pal get his stuffy and they play 594147252767 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2023Hi I’m a Christian conservative who believes in angels and talking snakes but I need to see more data on climate change 181339316 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I’m sorry, you simply can’t lead your newscast with that Miller tape on the birthright citizenship “order” without pointing out that that’s not the damn way it works. It’s just not journalism. 191101801812 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIReneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We live in a timeline where a show called “Keeping Up With the Real Housewives of My 600lb Shark Fiancé Addiction” could have a successful run 1315 0
Reposted by Kaspar Hauser VIIIMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 04/08/2026betting rfk he can't swallow 26 double AA batteries 191205 0
