Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 7hMillennial girl moms being like I will kill for my daughter if she got assaulted is totally understandable, but also millennial boy moms are equally like we will beat the shit out of our sons if they step out of line and ABSOLUTELY. 040
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 19hBigs has a school project where they have to try and make mud bricks like in ancient Mesopotamia. Like at home. And bring them in. 3200
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 20hLeBron James wife flying first class while her best friend on the trip back in coach - GIRL IF YOU DON’T GET OUT MY FACE. 140
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 20hI went all summer without bug bites but suddenly in the last week I am COVERED in mosquito bites I hate it here 110
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Reverse seared a heavilt salted chuck roast and finished it with butter in the pan. And that’s how you get a giant 2.5lb steak your 3 sons rave about for $17. 290
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Chase has a 70% bonus for points transfers to Bonvoy right now. 🤌 040
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“The ones who matter don’t mind and the ones who mind don’t matter.” BARS. 000
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you have Amazon Prime, don’t forget to use your Grubhub credit ($20 off a $30 dollar order) - use DEALS20 110
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Being *loved well* by your friends for a season heals a lot more than you could ever imagine. 0120
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Being a mom is wild because what do you mean, my purse has sunscreen, deodorant, a manual ball pump, slime, bubblegum, crayons, a coloring book, and a first aid kit plus a cooler with snacks and these kids are still like. Did you bring an Allen wrench? Do you have extra socks? 4110
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026IM THE KING OF WISHFUL THINKINGstatic.klipy.comBailamo - Cartoon Character DanceALT: Bailamo - Cartoon Character Dance 040
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Millennial and young GenX hiring managers don’t GAF about your iced coffee, but WE would never bring one to an interview. If anything, we would offer you a bottle of water in the interview so that you were comfortable. We have been *traumatized* just right by Boomers and older GenX managers. 040
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I dropped that chungus off and drove 20 mins to the nearest pet self wash for Kobe and he’s like seen the horrors. 150
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bigs has a 4 day camp thing at the end of the year with his class. It’s estimated to be like $800. But the school said they would be fundraising all year to help bring some of that cost down. 120
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m bringing panda into the groomers today in a STATE and I was like apologizing in advance like she’s tore up I’m so sorry. 010
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Omg I have to be at a wedding soon and I have mosquito bites EVERYWHERE 000
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There was one mosquito in my room last night and I couldn’t catch it before I went to bed and it ATE my entire body. 030
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wow, I had just had a blatantly racist interaction in 2026 while living in like an Asian majority town wowwww. 040
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Having a kid with sensory issues is so annoying - as someone who also is really specific about textures. 330
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 18/09/20261 month into school and we are a water bottle loss count of 4. 4132
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My kids’ school got Title 1 designation again this year and that is WILLLLLLD. 110
Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The best thing every year is the Mexican Independence Day military parade K9 float. (Wait for it). 161
