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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Wait. What if. Now hear me out. We designed. A Bigger Bomb [guy get’s Presidential Medal of Geniusness]

Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Oh. The pentagon has a giant ass bomb it wants to drop? Cool. Surely that will end the moronic war they started for no reason, and reopen the Strait. Real genius stuff at work.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Per normal for a particularly pathetic person, it’s all projection.

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 28/02/2025

Normalize staying the fuck home when you're sick

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

They have to be really proud. It’s rare to get exactly what you voted for.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Generation Draft just dropped. Boomers took Metallica and Crüe. Retained Sharon, all other generations rejected her.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Can’t wait for the USMC Birthday!

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I hope he internalizes this, and thinks he should talk about all the admirable asses he has endorsed.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

To be fair, Tommy thinks he lives in Alabama.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The serious question raised is “Yeah, so what are you going to do about it?”

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Lettered in school paper and Knowledge Bowl.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Any Academic Decathlon vets out here? No? [sadly puts State Varsity math medal back in storage box] side note: yeah, my gpa sucked

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Whew. I was concerned that no one was going to needlessly assert that they don’t watch and therefore have no opinion on the actual topic. Thanks SLM. Good job buddy.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Absolutely. “When they go low, we go high” was the bullshit that brought us to all of this.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

GenXer here, my retirement plan hinges on my Tetris gamer check.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I have a friend with that same tattoo. He’s a divorced, metal guitarist with no kids though.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

As an Elder GenX, I recall my parents taking me to “Sambo’s” for breakfast sometimes. Exactly what you said.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh damn! She sent a letter! She is putting her never-ending *concerns* onto paper. That should be enough for the Maine voters. Again.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Honestly, he’s a coward for not choosing to personally choke Hasan to death while Lee Greenwood performs Proud to be an American live. 🇺🇸

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Anyone surprised by anything along these lines have forgotten what the *elite* athletes were like when we all had classes together.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We need to hear this truth more often, and louder. Rural 'red' families have failed so many of their flesh and blood because of crass religious propaganda.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Escape coat? In this economy? Only as a French benefit

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dodger at bats out there as if they get 4 strikes.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The World to Sam Altman: ‘Sam Altman should accept some horrible things happening’ for the benefits of The World

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thanks mom. Great stuff for a kindergartener. 😵‍💫

Aftermath of flying monkey soldiers carrying away Dorothy and ripping Scarecrow to pieces. Wizard of Oz movie

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You have Coach Q behind the bench. Your fan base deserves all the bad things for having him. Sorry, but you know I’m right.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is like trying to bribe a traffic cop with $4 and a Trader Joe’s tote bag.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Does ‘President Socialism When it Suits Me’ think $100 will make people vote for his failure party?

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What if I told you a gaggle of incredibly, ridiculously rich a-holes want him to be a forever emperor. And those same mentally ill wealth-hoarders use everything in their power to try and achieve that. Oh, and their sycophants go along willingly. Here we are.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I feel like we’re all currently losing at Trump The Game™️

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So. He just admitted to personally sitting on hundreds of billions of tariff dollars. Correct?

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Watch some stations only pass along part of that savings. Gouging is just too attractive to some.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Former professional kicker, running as a MAGA for Congress has WHAT to say about “getting a job”?

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Bitch you KNOW I'm reading that historical plaque

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It was really bad, but not Wayne Gretzky hosting bad. I’m not a Knicks fan, so the Brunsen stuff didn’t really have any special pull for me. I get it though. 3/10

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Star would ask if you’ve seen any squirrels. Oh, and perhaps have any cheese?

White husky mix with one blue and one brown colored eye smiling with her frog stuffie

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Kiko would post polls about the best Los Lobos’ songs. Then dm everyone to ask if they had any treats.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He’s all about restoring respect for the office of President, United States of Wieners

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026

Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all

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Kaspar Hauser VIII @nomadwil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

But I bet they ‘left the beverages at home’ like a champ

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