seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 15h@funguspotion.bsky.social this but it's a bandolier of rats 110
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 19hI have friends from Boise and Moscow, there's a real cultural difference between the cities there (small as they are) and the rural areas 000
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 19hhistorically we’ve had neo nazi groups that fuck off to rural idaho, rob banks to buy guns and train for race war. these were the sort of people timothy mcveigh was associated with before he blew up that federal building 100
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sounds like switching up the temporal order of digestion would helpbsky.app 000
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026adversarial marketing. they are captive opposition generating free heat for disney movies. their opinions would never even get platformed serioiusly if it weren't for the fact that they "controversy" generates buzz for media properties. 000
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer broadsword 🐐 @broadsword.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. 1324109
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Folks, today’s the day 16311
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026who up heart ofing they darknesses 021
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026a good sniper could help her with her aim 110
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026cybernetic hivemind babies train for days to master the art of coughing in phase, so the amplitude of the cough is linear with the number of babies present 151
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026cybernetic hivemind babies train for days to master the art of coughing in phase, so the amplitude of the cough is linear with the number of babies present 151
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“a land without a people for a people without a land” comes very close to terra nullis 0211
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026no urge to wing ding the ding dong 010
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026far side cartoon with another octopus with a beehive hairdo wearing cat eye glasses, saying “jerry! wake up you are sleep camouflaging again” 1420
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/12/2023it's suspicious to me that the temperature of underground is perfect for humans and it's the same year round. we are supposed to be down there 902095348
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026buggy recursive process lacking an exit condition 030
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Free your mind and it will never come back. Your mind is sick of you 830476
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if the second coming of your god knocked on your door, you would call the police 000
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it's a reference to a classic @mardiroos.bsky.social post 037913
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026bartering is lesbian goods and services 041
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026hetero money seeks out goods and services, gay money prefers other money 131
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🎶i already know my a-b-c’s, please stop talking down to me 🎶 170
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i have never heard a sonification that presented anything interesting about the data it consumes. musical wallpaper systems that turn any garbage input into boring music. 010
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026September, but I lost my 45 adapter 15768772540
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026g g allin - chipotle (it's about all the diarrhea flying around) 010
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026magic words in my experience: "I am just confused about what to put down on my taxes, can you help me sort out what I should put there" 011
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026in my experience, people have always been this stupid, if you listened to them in private. the pre internet publishing and broadcasting industries created the illusion that intelligence was correlated to success, and made people embarrassed to be stupid in public. 020
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 18/09/2026what i think is objective reality and anything that disagrees with me is jsut dangerous ideology. i dont know what ideology means. or objective 1264
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026cartoon law specifies that he gets a toothbrush mustache, goose steps around, and shouts so intensely his eyeballs and uvula pop out 000
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em. 31039477
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this 32527501
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026traveling across the world, climbing to a remote cave, so i can ask the great sage for the secret name of the carebears 000
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026sitting down in front of an empty bowl for exactly 273 seconds 010
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Mask: Smokin'!Alt: The Mask delivering his iconic line 000
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I was thinking skyrim face lighting 030
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026movie about promiscuous dirtbag retro gamers called “low poly” 010
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026As a musician, you should always focus your energy on making music in genres that you don’t like, as these will be the types of music that most need your help. 5355
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered 13877991482
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026more advanced bands include variables, like "x" or algorithms, like "add n to (x)" 020
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned 85134931796
seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026even in case of famine, people don’t go without food because of food supply. food rots in warehouses, or is prevented from crossing borders due to sanctions. we have economic systems that require the threat of starvation, so we choose to let it happen. 040
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The song remains the same. 1656
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02 - shaming people for [financial fraud]
[Financial fraud] can be a coping mechanism for people who can’t afford therapy. Not everyone is neurotypical and sometimes a nice [embezzlement] is needed to relax](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sh4mg4tqcwuyj4gqwabm347l/bafkreiec3iz4as3ypqyiydv2wqt6vxporxmtmvwd2fu7hw5l7awefnlgji)