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@noisesmith.bsky.social
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's a reference to a classic @mardiroos.bsky.social post
classic @mardirooster post about grand vizier chat (secret)
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“i just go thit”
mike tyson
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
nancy and sluggo. sluggo says "sgurd" while looping at a window sign that says "drugs"
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Stavros Halkias
publicity photo of stavros with a creepy smile
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
doing side quests around the neighborhood trying to unlock this location
street view of a matte black house
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"What this graph shows, simply, is that mortality rates in childhood are up to 100 times higher in hunter-gatherers than modern humans. But for those who lived past the age of 15, their life-expectancy was very similar to modern humans." thepaleodiet.com/myth-that-hu...
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
image of pacman with the caption “asman gold says nobody wants to play a character that looks like a pi chart; do character designs impact a game’s success?”
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
album cover of herbie hancock “headhunters” looking vaguely similar to the artifact
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
packaging of “garden of eatin’” red hot blues corn chips. basically hippy doritos and the color scheme is similar to the frog
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
i was texting a friend about this graffiti and auto correct suggested “toe sucker” when a typed tonsure
weird googly eyed grape with a tonsure
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
known for our bridges
four bridges visible in one street level view, sunrise sky
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
PARKIN
street scene, “CUSTOMER PARKING” sign damaged so it just says “PARKIN”
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
palimpsest
sign with multiple levels of graffiti covering each other
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
sign on lightpost:

wanna see something weird?
april 17th, 7 pm
122 nw couch
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
TO ⬆️
a flagrant sunrise and a free way sign that has been partially dismantled, only the word “TO” and an arrow pointing forward or upward remain
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
graphitti “who rev the engine your mom a hoe”
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
moss growing on lumpy astroturf
moss growing on lumpy astroturf
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
a pair of copper colored fuzzy slippers alone by a bench
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
icon style painting depicting a saint “Saint Elesbaan having slaughtered Evil”
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
opps i thought it said Ichneumon in false alarm
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
a broken deture on a pavement brick in the rain, next to lush green weeds
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
bob ross says “everything is an emergency if you’re creative enough”
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
woman in ad painted on a train. the warning light over the door replaces one of her eyes
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
BUTT
graffiti on a bench that says “BUTT”
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
a guard points a tranquilizer rifle at a man in a tony the tiger mascot costume prone on the grounda tiger in the zoo looks on as a man in a tony the tiger mascot costume is carried by in a stretcher
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
it’s from a classic tweet
classic @meakoopa tweet from old twitter, dog next to sign that says “aware of dog pleas pet dog” and caption “did… did he make the sign?”
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
one of the characters in punch tv is liv agar with a shotgun
fighting game character in training mode, looks like liv agar
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
today in silly web app errors
youtube music tab that says "Devil Cock - Beethoven: T"
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
you have been visited by the DPST pizza switch, say “pizza switch activate” to throw the pizza switch
pizza on pizza stand, below another pizza stand, cropped to look like a dual pole single throw switch in a circuit diagram
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
slicing the pizza like this so we get a variety of shapes and sizes fo pizza slices
a diagram for a three cut six-slice pizza where none of the slices are the same size or shape as one another
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
graphitti “fuck you! 😒” vs. “be nice”
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
lie, cheat,  steal in the live, laugh, love font
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
sloppy attempt at j g ballard with a speech balloon, as if the quoted post were his words
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
raphael before the commercial and toxic fandom ruined it
raphael from the old tmnt comics, where only the covers were in color and all of the turtles had red headband / masks
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
the cover of the novel "malone dies" by samuel beckett
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
new vegan hard core punk act dropped. look for their debut album, “fuck a pythagorean”
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
old twitter post that has become a meme: @SadiqoJN asks "Why do bash 'dead-beat' dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?"
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
tfw tooth count not divisible by four
tom cruise and his famous middle front tooth
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
related, this comic panel is increasingly relevant
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
pov hammerhead shark is about to bite your ass
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
lauren
@NotABigJerk

i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

9:33 AM - 9/14/22
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
oh this looks like prior art
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